Much Ado About Nothing…

The whole weekend went by and I just realized I never wrote a column this week.

I was going to write about a game show staring Samuel A. Jackson, but it wasn’t very interesting. So in the last minute I scrapped that idea and decided to write a column about nothing. Hopefully, the big wigs in corporate will check the site, see a column was posted and keep me on the air.

It should be an easy scam, since they never really read the column, they just make sure one is there. This will keep my $10 a week retainer coming…easy money.

Last night around 7pm I got a message that my youngest decided to move back in, and would be in town around 4am.

My office was set up in the basement, which is a nice big room. But to accomidate, I decided to move to a spare room on the second floor. I had to move a bed from the spare room to the basement. Take apart all the computer stuff and carry it upstairs, then I had to move my nice big heavy desk.

Once everything was moved I had to re-assemble the bed downstairs, then go upstairs and set up my desk and computer and all the paperwork I surround myself with but never get around to reviewing. By 10pm I was finally finished.

After all that work, I decided to treat myself to a couple of beers. Well, one thing lead to another and the next thing I knew, I drank way more than I should have.

That’s pretty much it, not exactly a Shakespear play…but better than nothing.

AND NOW YOU KNOW!

Song in my head:

COMING NEXT: I have no idea…

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Bob Senitram

Webmaster and editor of TheWeirdcrap.com. I obtained a bachelor's degree in micro-biology around the turn of the century but was quickly tracked down and forced to return it to its rightful owner and pay a $25 fine. *** A fan of science fiction, I started this website in 1999 as a portal for science fiction stories that have never been published. *** Completely devoid of talent, I decided to call on the public to supply content. Shortly afterwards Stephen and I started writing weekly columns and have continued to this day.

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