Random thoughts for the bored

Now that the ol’ lady is back, I’m able to get some stuff done around the house. Today I networked the computer in our basement to the new computer and archived all the files on the DVD burner.

Since that basement computer worked like crap with all the outdated programs and files on it, I re-loaded windows and erased all the data. Then I re-installed windows 2000, installed the driver for the network and ta-da, we have a fine running extra computer with high speed internet access. Since all the junk is erased it works as fast as the main computer, which means I’ll be able to update the site when the ol’ lady needs the main computer for work.

I sounds really boring, but I’m pumped because TheWeirdcrap is painfully in need of updated fiction stories and blogs which I can now take care of. Bottom line is new stories and columns, just like the good ol’ days. Plus this is the original computer which I made TheWeirdcrap.com, so I really like using it again!

OK, enough about me. Lets look at current events, like global warming.

I think that is all a bunch of bunk.

Al Gore points to the melting of the ice caps as proof, but I say those ice caps have been melting for thousands of years. Just because it’s snowing on Easter is no reason to start jumping to conclusions.

For example, a few years ago I wife called one morning while I was getting ready for work and explained that smoke was coming from the hood of our used car. When she opened the hood there were flames a-blazin’.

“Don’t get all worked up about it,” I explained. “This car has been burning gas for the last ten years, it’s just burning at a faster rate. That’s all.”

She called AAA and got the car towed and fixed and we’re still using it today.

The same for the ice caps on the top and bottom of the Earth. They’re just melting a little faster than usual. Nothing a call to triple A can’t fix.

As for immigration, Bush will soon announce his new plan.

Knowing Bush he will probably choose a simple solution like building a big fence around the USA. And it’s about time, I’m tired of those Canadian actors coming to Hollywood and sucking up all them big entertainment dollars. That money should go into the pockets of American entertainers, so they can screw up their lives and we can watch it on the entertainment tonight.

Like Anna Nicole. She annoyed the hell out of me when she was alive and now her legacy continues to annoy the hell out of me. Don’t get me wrong, I liked her big boobs as much as the next guy, but she’s dead. Oogling over big dead boobs is kinda creepy and frankly there was nothing else about her that remotely interested me.

I had a dream last night that I went to McDonalds and it was a fine to-do eatin’ place. Everyone around me was ordering fancy beef meals with elegant sauces poured on top, but I just got a cheese burger, ‘cause whenever I go to McDonalds I get the cheapest thing on the menu.

Well, those are enough random thoughts for today, maybe next week I have something entertaining like Stephen.

And now you know…

COMING NEXT: We’ll see…

Bob Senitram

Webmaster and editor of TheWeirdcrap.com. I obtained a bachelors degree in micro-biology around the turn of the century, but was quickly tracked down and forced to return it to its rightful owner and pay a $25 fine. *** A fan of science fiction, I started this website in 1999 as a portal for science fiction stories that have never been published.*** Completely devoid of talent, I decided to call on the public to supply content. Shortly afterwards Stephen and myself started writing weekly columns and have continued to this day.

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