Little Jimmy Baker writes:
I am considering selling the fur from my duck-billed platypus because it seems to be the vogue thing to do and, quite frankly, I need the money.
What should I do?
A: Don’t be ashamed of your financial hardships and don’t start developing sympathy for small furry animals, and ugly ones at that!
Take a good size club and smack that duck-billed platypus on the head (aim careful so you don’t ruin its fur) I recommend the Treadle Baby Seal Clubber used by Baby Seal clubbing aficionados everywhere.