Selling Fur

Little Jimmy Baker writes:
I am considering selling the fur from my duck-billed platypus because it seems to be the vogue thing to do and, quite frankly, I need the money.

What should I do?

Don’t be ashamed of your financial hardships and don’t start developing sympathy for small furry animals, and ugly ones at that!

Take a good size club and smack that duck-billed platypus on the head (aim careful so you don’t ruin its fur) I recommend the Treadle Baby Seal Clubber used by Baby Seal clubbing aficionados everywhere.


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Webmaster and editor of I obtained a bachelor's degree in micro-biology around the turn of the century but was quickly tracked down and forced to return it to its rightful owner and pay a $25 fine. *** A fan of science fiction, I started this website in 1999 as a portal for science fiction stories that have never been published. *** Completely devoid of talent, I decided to call on the public to supply content. Shortly afterwards Stephen and I started writing weekly columns and have continued to this day.

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