Lunatic Ravings!

by Stephen Johnson, originally called, “I’m Pissed!” we changed the name to “Lunatic Ravings” for syndication with a company that ended up going out of business. Stephen presents an insight to his boring yet strange life.

If you like what you see, there’s more! Yes, much more in the Archives.

Recent Ramblings

Phone Call

June 19, 2021

Actual phone conversation from 6/14/21: “You need to get a Facebook account.” “Why?” “Research says we need to hit social media in order to make money.” “Wait…..we make money?” “Well…….” “I’m not comfortable with Facebook or any social media. I’m just trying that influencing thing….

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Another Post From Me With Truth As An Added Bonus

June 12, 2021

Seems like Bob is trying to cause some problems. First, I NEVER said that he should sell the site to an investment firm. I told him that his buttocks were getting loose and flappy and that MAYBE he should invest in equipment that would firm…

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Okay then……

June 4, 2021

Wow. Someone at corporate did not like last week’s post. They stated that no thought went into it at all, whatsoever. Then they went on to say that my post “MUST contain 100 words MINIMUM”. Fine. Here goes: 100 words minimum. Happy now?

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A New Post From Me

May 30, 2021

So……………………………….. Ok, that’s my post for the week!

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Hello. Again.

May 22, 2021

Lunatic Ravings Well, it’s been around three years since I last posted. Due to contractual obligations, I have to post more stuff. But I’m okay with that. During these past three years I have taken time to fine myself and a lord. There will be…

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I Want a Title!!!

April 16, 2021

(originally posted on 08/23/2011) Accept—Blind Rage MoTW—The Pom Pom Girls For those new to this column, my name is Stephen Johnson. I am the…………… Wait. What the hell am I here? I have never been given a title. Bob has a title, so why don’t…

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This Might Be For Real

May 19, 2018

Well, it’s been a long time since this has been updated. The last time was August of 2016 so you would think that something serious was going on in my life. You might also think that something serious was going on in that other guy’s…

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A Mention Or Bacon Pizza With Gutters And Pink Balls?

March 29, 2015

Pat Travers—Retro Rocket MoTW—Fury While farting around on the internet looking for a local Little Caesar’s because I had an urge for 3 1/2 feet of bacon, I visited Metsblog and noticed something very interesting. Someone mentioned “Lunatic Ravings”! Ok, it wasn’t a mention of…

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Wise Words Or A Coverup?

February 7, 2015

Blind Guardian—Beyond The Red Mirror MoTW—Deliver Us From Evil Many years ago, when I was an impressionable youth, a wise person spoke to me me and gave me very profound advice. He was a short man and yet he spoke English with nary a hint…

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Oh, The Pity

December 20, 2014

Harem Scarem—Thirteen MoTW—Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead As I look back at this past year, it has dawned on me that nothing really happened. Is that possible? Nothing happened and I accomplished zilch? I guess I did finally learn how to use my Kindle…

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Meandering Fall Thoughts About Stuff

November 1, 2014

Devin Townsend Project–Sky Blue MoTW–The Final Terror Check it out! My complaint must have been received by the correct people since there’s a nifty new background here! It screams “2014”, therefore making this column a thing of now instead of a thing of then. This…

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I Don’t Like SOME Geeks

October 4, 2014

Amplifier–Mystoria MoTW–Malibu Beach A couple weeks ago, someone from corporate sent me an email asking if I wanted a design on my column. I immediately wrote back stating that I would be more than happy to see a new design, something that would bring my…

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I Have No Title For This, But I’m Back (Again)!

July 5, 2014

Rival Sons—Great Western Valkyrie MoTW—Maniac Cop 3 April? I haven’t posting anything since April? What in the hell is wrong with me? Wow. I knew I was taking a couple weeks off so I could work on my book about canned peaches, but didn’t realize…

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…..As I Continue

April 19, 2014

Space Elevator–Space Elevator MoTW–Electra Glide In Blue Reading over my last post, I noticed I made a few mistakes. I shall now correct them. The corrections are shown in capital letters, so those that read that last post will now have a fuller understanding. Thise…

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And I struggle…..

March 1, 2014

Within Temptation—Hydra MoTW—You’re Next Sigh. I keep promising and then let everyone down. it’s to be expected, though. I’ve been doing that my whole life, so why should I change how I operate now? See, I decided to write a book. So many ideas floating…

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Life With Squirrels

January 11, 2014

Roger Taylor–Fun On Earth MoTW–The Lone Ranger So it went as I prepared myself assimilate myself into squirrel culture. I said my farewells to my loved ones. I thought this would take more time, but then I realized I really don’t have too many loved…

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I’m Back! Where Was I?

December 21, 2013

Focus–X MoTW–Lawrence Of Arabia Yep, it’s been awhile since I last posted. Yep, there’s a darn good reason. See, I was tired of sitting around, basically doing nothing but watching movies, smoking, drinking, drugging, surfing the net for softcore porn, surfing the net for hardcore…

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Cresent Fresh Is A Lie!

September 28, 2013

Dream Theater–Dream Theater MoTW–Clue For the last few weeks, I have been pondering this “Cresent Fresh” thing. I’ve been pondering it so much, I haven’t had time to write anything between my ponderings. As a test, I visited forums and asked about “Cresent Fresh”. Nobody…

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I’m NOT Cresent Fresh?

August 10, 2013

Diesel–Watts In A Tank MoTW–I Saw The Devil This is the time of the year where I share with everyone my latest roadtrip shenanigans. Yet, you’re going to be left out on the cold on this since something has been bugging me so much, that…

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The Saga Of The Fallen Tree. Well, Not A Saga.

July 20, 2013

Pat Travers Band—Can Do MoTW—Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters A few months ago (has it been that long?), I was busy in the basement doing some stuff. Some of you long time readers might guess what that “stuff” is, and you’d be absolutely correct. What’s…

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From The Lunatic Ravings Archive

Imagine You Read This (Or Not)

July 8, 2007

Symphony X—Paradise LostMoTW—The Doom GenerationSo, you've had a week to think about what your response would have been.To those who have no clue what I'm talking about well, tough, you shouldhave read what was going on last week which would lead you to this weekwith…

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Another Portion of the Parts

May 1, 2006

The Sword—“Age of Winters”MoTW—“Hostel”As I ran downstairs to find my father, Geoff, my brother, handed me awad of toilet paper. “The bitch is mine,” he whispered as he continuedtoward the kitchen.FIguring he meant one of the hookers I thought nothing about it and wentoutside where…

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