by Stephen Johnson, originally called, “I’m Pissed!” we changed the name to “Lunatic Ravings” for syndication with a company that ended up going out of business. Stephen presents an insight to his boring yet strange life.
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Actual phone conversation from 6/14/21: “You need to get a Facebook account.” “Why?” “Research says we need to hit social media in order to make money.” “Wait…..we make money?” “Well…….” “I’m not comfortable with Facebook or any social media. I’m just trying that influencing thing….Read More
Seems like Bob is trying to cause some problems. First, I NEVER said that he should sell the site to an investment firm. I told him that his buttocks were getting loose and flappy and that MAYBE he should invest in equipment that would firm…Read More
Pat Travers—Retro Rocket MoTW—Fury While farting around on the internet looking for a local Little Caesar’s because I had an urge for 3 1/2 feet of bacon, I visited Metsblog and noticed something very interesting. Someone mentioned “Lunatic Ravings”! Ok, it wasn’t a mention of…Read More
Devin Townsend Project–Sky Blue MoTW–The Final Terror Check it out! My complaint must have been received by the correct people since there’s a nifty new background here! It screams “2014”, therefore making this column a thing of now instead of a thing of then. This…Read More
Amplifier–Mystoria MoTW–Malibu Beach A couple weeks ago, someone from corporate sent me an email asking if I wanted a design on my column. I immediately wrote back stating that I would be more than happy to see a new design, something that would bring my…Read More
Rival Sons—Great Western Valkyrie MoTW—Maniac Cop 3 April? I haven’t posting anything since April? What in the hell is wrong with me? Wow. I knew I was taking a couple weeks off so I could work on my book about canned peaches, but didn’t realize…Read More
Space Elevator–Space Elevator MoTW–Electra Glide In Blue Reading over my last post, I noticed I made a few mistakes. I shall now correct them. The corrections are shown in capital letters, so those that read that last post will now have a fuller understanding. Thise…Read More
Focus–X MoTW–Lawrence Of Arabia Yep, it’s been awhile since I last posted. Yep, there’s a darn good reason. See, I was tired of sitting around, basically doing nothing but watching movies, smoking, drinking, drugging, surfing the net for softcore porn, surfing the net for hardcore…Read More
Dream Theater–Dream Theater MoTW–Clue For the last few weeks, I have been pondering this “Cresent Fresh” thing. I’ve been pondering it so much, I haven’t had time to write anything between my ponderings. As a test, I visited forums and asked about “Cresent Fresh”. Nobody…Read More
Pat Travers Band—Can Do MoTW—Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters A few months ago (has it been that long?), I was busy in the basement doing some stuff. Some of you long time readers might guess what that “stuff” is, and you’d be absolutely correct. What’s…Read More
From The Lunatic Ravings Archive
Symphony X—Paradise LostMoTW—The Doom GenerationSo, you've had a week to think about what your response would have been.To those who have no clue what I'm talking about well, tough, you shouldhave read what was going on last week which would lead you to this weekwith…Read More
The Sword—“Age of Winters”MoTW—“Hostel”As I ran downstairs to find my father, Geoff, my brother, handed me awad of toilet paper. “The bitch is mine,” he whispered as he continuedtoward the kitchen.FIguring he meant one of the hookers I thought nothing about it and wentoutside where…Read More
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