by Stephen Johnson, originally called, “I’m Pissed!” we changed the name to “Lunatic Ravings” for syndication with a company that ended up going out of business. Stephen presents an insight to his boring yet strange life.
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Recent Ramblings
Phone Call
June 19, 2021Actual phone conversation from 6/14/21: “You need to get a Facebook account.” “Why?” “Research says we need to hit social media in order to make money.” “Wait…..we make money?” “Well…….” “I’m not comfortable with Facebook or any social media. I’m just trying that influencing thing….
Read MoreAnother Post From Me With Truth As An Added Bonus
June 12, 2021Seems like Bob is trying to cause some problems. First, I NEVER said that he should sell the site to an investment firm. I told him that his buttocks were getting loose and flappy and that MAYBE he should invest in equipment that would firm…
Read MoreOkay then……
June 4, 2021Wow. Someone at corporate did not like last week’s post. They stated that no thought went into it at all, whatsoever. Then they went on to say that my post “MUST contain 100 words MINIMUM”. Fine. Here goes: 100 words minimum. Happy now?
Read MoreHello. Again.
May 22, 2021Lunatic Ravings Well, it’s been around three years since I last posted. Due to contractual obligations, I have to post more stuff. But I’m okay with that. During these past three years I have taken time to fine myself and a lord. There will be…
Read MoreI Want a Title!!!
April 16, 2021(originally posted on 08/23/2011) Accept—Blind Rage MoTW—The Pom Pom Girls For those new to this column, my name is Stephen Johnson. I am the…………… Wait. What the hell am I here? I have never been given a title. Bob has a title, so why don’t…
Read MoreThis Might Be For Real
May 19, 2018Well, it’s been a long time since this has been updated. The last time was August of 2016 so you would think that something serious was going on in my life. You might also think that something serious was going on in that other guy’s…
Read MoreA Mention Or Bacon Pizza With Gutters And Pink Balls?
March 29, 2015Pat Travers—Retro Rocket MoTW—Fury While farting around on the internet looking for a local Little Caesar’s because I had an urge for 3 1/2 feet of bacon, I visited Metsblog and noticed something very interesting. Someone mentioned “Lunatic Ravings”! Ok, it wasn’t a mention of…
Read MoreWise Words Or A Coverup?
February 7, 2015Blind Guardian—Beyond The Red Mirror MoTW—Deliver Us From Evil Many years ago, when I was an impressionable youth, a wise person spoke to me me and gave me very profound advice. He was a short man and yet he spoke English with nary a hint…
Read MoreOh, The Pity
December 20, 2014Harem Scarem—Thirteen MoTW—Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead As I look back at this past year, it has dawned on me that nothing really happened. Is that possible? Nothing happened and I accomplished zilch? I guess I did finally learn how to use my Kindle…
Read MoreMeandering Fall Thoughts About Stuff
November 1, 2014Devin Townsend Project–Sky Blue MoTW–The Final Terror Check it out! My complaint must have been received by the correct people since there’s a nifty new background here! It screams “2014”, therefore making this column a thing of now instead of a thing of then. This…
Read MoreI Don’t Like SOME Geeks
October 4, 2014Amplifier–Mystoria MoTW–Malibu Beach A couple weeks ago, someone from corporate sent me an email asking if I wanted a design on my column. I immediately wrote back stating that I would be more than happy to see a new design, something that would bring my…
Read MoreI Have No Title For This, But I’m Back (Again)!
July 5, 2014Rival Sons—Great Western Valkyrie MoTW—Maniac Cop 3 April? I haven’t posting anything since April? What in the hell is wrong with me? Wow. I knew I was taking a couple weeks off so I could work on my book about canned peaches, but didn’t realize…
Read More…..As I Continue
April 19, 2014Space Elevator–Space Elevator MoTW–Electra Glide In Blue Reading over my last post, I noticed I made a few mistakes. I shall now correct them. The corrections are shown in capital letters, so those that read that last post will now have a fuller understanding. Thise…
Read MoreAnd I struggle…..
March 1, 2014Within Temptation—Hydra MoTW—You’re Next Sigh. I keep promising and then let everyone down. it’s to be expected, though. I’ve been doing that my whole life, so why should I change how I operate now? See, I decided to write a book. So many ideas floating…
Read MoreLife With Squirrels
January 11, 2014Roger Taylor–Fun On Earth MoTW–The Lone Ranger So it went as I prepared myself assimilate myself into squirrel culture. I said my farewells to my loved ones. I thought this would take more time, but then I realized I really don’t have too many loved…
Read MoreI’m Back! Where Was I?
December 21, 2013Focus–X MoTW–Lawrence Of Arabia Yep, it’s been awhile since I last posted. Yep, there’s a darn good reason. See, I was tired of sitting around, basically doing nothing but watching movies, smoking, drinking, drugging, surfing the net for softcore porn, surfing the net for hardcore…
Read MoreCresent Fresh Is A Lie!
September 28, 2013Dream Theater–Dream Theater MoTW–Clue For the last few weeks, I have been pondering this “Cresent Fresh” thing. I’ve been pondering it so much, I haven’t had time to write anything between my ponderings. As a test, I visited forums and asked about “Cresent Fresh”. Nobody…
Read MoreI’m NOT Cresent Fresh?
August 10, 2013Diesel–Watts In A Tank MoTW–I Saw The Devil This is the time of the year where I share with everyone my latest roadtrip shenanigans. Yet, you’re going to be left out on the cold on this since something has been bugging me so much, that…
Read MoreThe Saga Of The Fallen Tree. Well, Not A Saga.
July 20, 2013Pat Travers Band—Can Do MoTW—Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters A few months ago (has it been that long?), I was busy in the basement doing some stuff. Some of you long time readers might guess what that “stuff” is, and you’d be absolutely correct. What’s…
Read MoreFrom The Lunatic Ravings Archive
Imagine You Read This (Or Not)
July 8, 2007Symphony X—Paradise LostMoTW—The Doom GenerationSo, you've had a week to think about what your response would have been.To those who have no clue what I'm talking about well, tough, you shouldhave read what was going on last week which would lead you to this weekwith…
Read MoreAnother Portion of the Parts
May 1, 2006The Sword—“Age of Winters”MoTW—“Hostel”As I ran downstairs to find my father, Geoff, my brother, handed me awad of toilet paper. “The bitch is mine,” he whispered as he continuedtoward the kitchen.FIguring he meant one of the hookers I thought nothing about it and wentoutside where…
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