by Stephen Johnson, originally called, “I’m Pissed!” we changed the name to “Lunatic Ravings” for syndication with a company that ended up going out of business. Stephen presents an insight to his boring yet strange life.
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So……..In Bob’s latest (he does one column a MONTH??!!) he claims that people called him “Sleepy Bob” whenever he smoked the marijuana. That’s not true at all. They called him “Stupid Bob” AND STILL DO! Just because he no longer smoked the dope doesn’t make…Read More
Since my Hollywood career is currently at a standstill, my next big thing is to break the internet. I see all these headlines about how so-and-so broke the internet because of a pair of shoes they were wearing, or maybe it was a belt. However,…Read More
There’s a certain time and place to use a picture of John Bender. Bob does not understand that certain time and place. He posted something on Facebook that included the iconic still of John Bender and he thought it was funny and meaningful. Luckily, someone…Read More
I heard from someone somewhere about a new program or something that the kids today are posting moving pictures of them doing things and making other people join in the fun. So stupid!There’s one where people stack milk crates on top of each other and…Read More
Hahahaha!Looks like Bob TRIED to write a roadtrip column and miserably failed. Go ahead and give it a read. I’ll wait. See what I mean? Where’s the actual roadtrip? Why are we getting crap about Santa and toenails and dumpsters (which is true, but he…Read More
From The Lunatic Ravings Archive
Amplifier–Mystoria MoTW–Malibu Beach A couple weeks ago, someone from corporate sent me an email asking if I wanted a design on my column. I immediately wrote back stating that I would be more than happy to see a new design, something that would bring my…Read More
Foghat—Last Train HomeMoTW—DaybreakersSometimes I like throwing on some nice duds (or "clothes" for the youthreading this) and assimilating myself into a workforce somewhere. It'sjust something to do to break up the monotony since siting around everyday getting stoned and drunk just ain't a happening thing….Read More
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