Lunatic Ravings!

by Stephen Johnson, originally called, “I’m Pissed!” we changed the name to “Lunatic Ravings” for syndication with a company that ended up going out of business. Stephen presents an insight to his boring yet strange life.

If you like what you see, there’s more! Yes, much more in the Archives.

Recent Ramblings

Sleepy Bob? I Think Not!

November 20, 2021

So……..In Bob’s latest (he does one column a MONTH??!!) he claims that people called him “Sleepy Bob” whenever he smoked the marijuana. That’s not true at all. They called him “Stupid Bob” AND STILL DO! Just because he no longer smoked the dope doesn’t make…

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Breaking The Hacks On The Internet Broken Now How?

November 13, 2021

Since my Hollywood career is currently at a standstill, my next big thing is to break the internet. I see all these headlines about how so-and-so broke the internet because of a pair of shoes they were wearing, or maybe it was a belt. However,…

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This Is Going To Be A Waste Of Our Time

November 6, 2021

Just 27 kids for Halloween this year. It used to be more (even last year), but I guess it’s either a thing of the past or there’s just less kids. Expected Bob to show up since he’s the size of a youngling, but that didn’t…

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That Didn’t Go Well

October 30, 2021

Well, they WERE intrigued. Had outlined more stuff that would mesh in well and took a red-eye to the next state over for a meeting with the money people.Didn’t realize that jet lag was really a thing, even a couple hundred miles. Went to the…

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Hollywood Bound?

October 23, 2021

Someone from somewhere sent me an email stating that they really liked my spaghetti in a bar bowl idea very much and want to meet up with me to discuss any other ideas that I might have!I sent them another idea where some guy goes…

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This Would Be Funny, Am I Right?

October 16, 2021

I was watching a movie recently, forget what it was but it was horror since it’s October. Right?There was a scene in a bar and there was a basket of something on the bar and it took me a second or so to figure out…

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Bob Is Using John Bender All Wrong!

October 9, 2021

There’s a certain time and place to use a picture of John Bender. Bob does not understand that certain time and place. He posted something on Facebook that included the iconic still of John Bender and he thought it was funny and meaningful. Luckily, someone…

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Hey, It’s October!

October 2, 2021

Hey, it’s October!I have nothing more to add to that. It’s just a fact that I thought you would be interested in. If you’re not reading this in October, it’s your fault. I can’t help you. Rest assured that when I typed that “H” at…

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No Dream, No Return, No Rust

September 25, 2021

A while ago, when my palatial estate was getting fumigated since I had an abundance of black widow spiders and ocelots roaming around the house, I asked Bob if I could camp out in his basement for a day or so. Of course he said…

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Those Stupid Things They Do Are Stupid

September 18, 2021

I heard from someone somewhere about a new program or something that the kids today are posting moving pictures of them doing things and making other people join in the fun. So stupid!There’s one where people stack milk crates on top of each other and…

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Fresher Than Bob’s!

September 12, 2021

Noticed that Bob posted his column on Saturday so that he could TRY to divert the attention to him. What a fool. Since I’m posting this Sunday afternoon, mine’s fresher. Therefore, the attention is back to me, as it should be.HA! He tried to make…

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Where’s Bob?

September 4, 2021

Noticed that Bob hasn’t posted for awhile and, because I care, I called him to find out what was going on. He was upset that another challenge was out there, something to do with milk crates and he wanted to ride this wave with his…

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It’s Just Horrible!

August 28, 2021

I remember the time a neighborhood kid came over to my house and asked if I wanted to see a dead body. I told him I couldn’t since I was grounded for stealing a tube of Spree. So he asked the kid next door and…

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Nothing New Here (Or Is There?)

August 21, 2021

I’m not writing anything new this week. Instead, I’m going to try and remember who Sally the throw up girl was. I vaguely remember her. Drinking was involved? Then vomit? Outside a car? Is that it? But who was she? How did she end up…

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Beware Of Propeller

August 14, 2021

Today reminds me of that time I was talking to someone about the latest episode of “Car 54, Where Are You?”.Right behind them was a sign on a building that stated “Beware Of Propeller”. Didn’t think anything about it as we talked about the latest…

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Again, That Was A Roadtrip????

August 7, 2021

Interesting column from Bob. You know, the one he was forced to write. Did you notice that they did not stop at one rest area? How can you call it a road trip when there is no stop at a rest area? You can’t! He…

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That Was A Roadtrip Column??!!

July 31, 2021

Hahahaha!Looks like Bob TRIED to write a roadtrip column and miserably failed. Go ahead and give it a read. I’ll wait. See what I mean? Where’s the actual roadtrip? Why are we getting crap about Santa and toenails and dumpsters (which is true, but he…

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Test, test, test

July 26, 2021

I guess there’s a new way to submit my posts, so I’m going to test this out.Cabin down south, it’s haunted, Bob screamed like a little girl and ran away so they decided to go home. This only took an hour. Probably a raccoon that…

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Sweet Freedom! NO BOB!!!!!

July 17, 2021

Bob isn’t around this week. Supposedly he has a cabin down south in the deep, deep woods and he’s hiding out for a bit. What does this mean? It means I can post anything I want! Nobody to censor/correct my thinks and writes! See, he…

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July 11, 2021

I got a shot recently. For…….something. After the shot, I was told to sit down on THE bench for 15 minutes, just to make sure I was going to be ok. So I did. And then came the bunnies. Lots and lots of bunnies. With…

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From The Lunatic Ravings Archive

I Don’t Like SOME Geeks

October 4, 2014

Amplifier–Mystoria MoTW–Malibu Beach A couple weeks ago, someone from corporate sent me an email asking if I wanted a design on my column. I immediately wrote back stating that I would be more than happy to see a new design, something that would bring my…

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Here’s Where I Talk About Lawn Sprinklers. Again.

July 10, 2010

Foghat—Last Train HomeMoTW—DaybreakersSometimes I like throwing on some nice duds (or "clothes" for the youthreading this) and assimilating myself into a workforce somewhere. It'sjust something to do to break up the monotony since siting around everyday getting stoned and drunk just ain't a happening thing….

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