After of few years online, we invited guest writers to get in the act. Being very selective at first, we started with “Chick Shit for Chic Chicks” by Melissa Paternick. Then we figured it couldn’t get much worse, so we added “Psycho Sermons, ” by Bel Garion and “Paperback Writer” by P.S. Gifford. Brian Petre also included some insights of life on the road.
Now anyone can join in! Just click the SUBMIT link.
Here Are The Latest Entries
One of the worst things that can happen if, like me, you are in the prostitution/go go dancing profession is the unsightly pimple. I can’t tell you how many times I have been paranoid, while dancing on the stage, that a huge pimple on my…Read More
In this edition of Chick Shit for Chic Chicks I would like to tell you about our New Year’s Eve party. Which was quite a success, unlike last year when Mr. Patton, our elderly next-door neighbor, was tragically killed. Ralph accidentally shot him as he…Read More
John Henry David III was an accomplished American “silly quote writer”. Herein lie his major works and a small detailed biography which follows. “Redispose my underachievement for I am greatly misunderestimated!” -John Henry David III”Avast there, silence between decks, my albatross wears no diaper!” -John…Read More
(Originally posted on 04/11/2007) I’ve decided to catch up on some e-mail.___________________________________ Dear Saint Garion, Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Thanks, ~Eric Dear Eric, The answer is simple: It’s because you get to…Read More
Paperback writer by PS Gifford The Tree of Hope.P.S. Gifford I shall never forget that particular Friday afternoon in April 1976. I was just a tender and impressionable eleven years old that was my final year at Whitecrest primary school. It is an enchanted age…Read More
Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford There’s a blog chain going around called “The Next Big Thing.” The idea is, each writer answers some questions about their next big project… and lines up five more authors to do the same, encouraging people to discover other authors’…Read More
Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford Alzheimer’s and dementia are cruel things to suffer from and, I must add, being a caregiver you must assume nothing- as everyday offers new challenges. At two this morning I literally cried. My father was calling for his mother- and…Read More
Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford The Image Have you ever looked hard at yourself in the mirror? Deep into your own eyes… And simply stared. And kept on staring until the image became fuzzy. Indistinguishable, hazy, confused… Yet you kept on staring until to realize,…Read More
From The Guest Writers Archive
I willingly burn for you…By P.S GiffordGod you’re hot.-And hotter today than ever before.You are all I ever think about,You are my passion,My very reason for being…I dream of our fleeting time together.It gets me through my day,You are my drug.I need you.Oh how I…Read More
I am sure that everyone remembers that first kiss.I don’t mean the first time your lips touched another’s…But that first genuine kiss, when sparks ignited,and all at once, two souls combined albeit momentarily.Chances are that person is out of your life now,Perhaps even thousands of…Read More
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