Guest Writers

After of few years online, we decided to get some other folks in the act. Being very selective at first we started with “Chick Shit for Chic Chicks” by Melissa Paternick. Then we figured it couldn’t get much worse, so we added “Psycho Sermons, ” by Bel Garion and “Paperback Writer” by P.S. Gifford. Brian Petre also included some insights of life on the road.

Now anyone can join in! Just click the SUBMIT link.

Here Are The Latest Entries

The Complete Works of John Henry David III

August 22, 2021

John Henry David III was an accomplished American “silly quote writer”. Herein lie his major works and a small detailed biography which follows. “Redispose my underachievement for I am greatly misunderestimated!” -John Henry David III”Avast there, silence between decks, my albatross wears no diaper!” -John…

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Chick Shit for Chic Chicks

August 8, 2021

Melissa Paternick wrote columns for us 20 years ago, then she just dropped off the face of the Earth. In 2002 she had a baby, that baby is 19 years old now! Question 27? I was going to write something to do with hygiene tips,…

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Just for you

April 17, 2021

Just for you. Have you ever wanted to murder someone? Please, please, read on for I am deadly serious. So, I shall repreat the simple question- have you ever wanted to murder someone? I don’t mean wished them dead… But actually seriously considered the process…

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Saint Patrick’s Day

April 16, 2021

by Saint Garion For Saint Patrick’s Day we all went down to the local Irish pub, where the Lord and Buddha chased some kids around in a circle, playing their “who can heal the 6 year-old faster after she smashes her head into the ground”…

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Catch Up e-mail

April 16, 2021

(Originally posted on 04/11/2007) I’ve decided to catch up on some e-mail.___________________________________ Dear Saint Garion, Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Thanks, ~Eric Dear Eric, The answer is simple: It’s because you get to…

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Guy Fawkes Day

October 16, 2013

Paper Back Writer by P.S. Gifford With Halloween almost upon us, and many a friend sharing their tae on the season, I cannot help but recollect my own childhood memories of this time of year. By now, in England, the days were short, and the…

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The Tree of Hope

August 9, 2013

Paperback writer by PS Gifford The Tree of Hope.P.S. Gifford I shall never forget that particular Friday afternoon in April 1976. I was just a tender and impressionable eleven years old that was my final year at Whitecrest primary school. It is an enchanted age…

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Big Blog

December 5, 2012

Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford There’s a blog chain going around called “The Next Big Thing.” The idea is, each writer answers some questions about their next big project… and lines up five more authors to do the same, encouraging people to discover other authors’…

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Dealing with Alzheimer’s

April 24, 2012

Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford Alzheimer’s and dementia are cruel things to suffer from and, I must add, being a caregiver you must assume nothing- as everyday offers new challenges. At two this morning I literally cried. My father was calling for his mother- and…

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The Image

April 22, 2012

Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford The Image Have you ever looked hard at yourself in the mirror? Deep into your own eyes… And simply stared. And kept on staring until the image became fuzzy. Indistinguishable, hazy, confused… Yet you kept on staring until to realize,…

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My son turns nineteen today

March 11, 2012

By Guest Writer Today my son turns nineteen. Hardly seems possible….It is a bittersweet occasion as I know he is happy- but I will not be getting to see him. I rarely do. Jonathan was just eighteen months old when I met and fell in…

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January 21, 2012

Guest Writer (unknown) Words are rattling in my soul-That are longing to break free…So here I am a tap-tapping keysin an attempt to make them be! But all that rose to the surfaceIs this awkward and clumsy verse.Should I stop my tap-tapping now,before I make…

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PS Gifford’s website

July 18, 2011

Paperback writer by PS Gifford The Great Shoe Caper This is an absolutely true account, none of the names or facts have been changed to protect the innocent, because there were no actual innocents involved. It was an incredible ten years ago it all happened,…

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February 9, 2011

Helpful Hints from Helloise”Thanks for all the feedback on last weeks helpful hint ‘Be kind to your chainsaw and it will be kind to you.’ And Bob in the Bronx- that was a brilliant and rather creative notion you had for eliminating your mother-in-law. Please…

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October 19, 2010

Entombed It all began with a bet.I would suspect that a lot of bad things begin with a bet. Well, that combined with an evening down at the pub.This actually did not start at a pub per se, but at a rum shop, the Bajan…

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My website

September 16, 2010

Paperback writer by PS Gifford Words have always been my allies. They have comforted, cared and consoled me during sadness, encouraged, enriched and entertained me at my most dire moments, and supported, sustained and shared in my occasional victories. I have traveled the world, been…

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KillerCon Vegas

August 31, 2010

KillerConWhat an amazing weekend I had. In fact amazing is quite the understatement. I have to confess I did have concerns as the morning prior to my departure I discover that the location changed. No longer was it to be held at the Palace Station…

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August 31, 2010

KillerConWhat an amazing weekend I had. In fact amazing is quite the understatement. I have to confess I did have concerns as the morning prior to my departure I discover that the location changed. No longer was it to be held at the Palace Station…

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High Tech

March 13, 2010

I have just been in a terrible predicament,A tight spot which I am sure will make the strongest stomached of readers wince.A dilemma which I have also considered but never dared to consider would happen.Well happen it did.I was busying myself in the kitchen preparing…

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KillerCon Vegas- my first day

September 22, 2009

What an interesting weekend this turned out to be.To be perfectly frank I wasn’t highly motivated about attending- and barely prepared for the trip. Besides I was broke- and Vegas isn’t the cheapest place to hang out at.On Thursday morning, after another of a string…

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From The Guest Writers Archive

An Angry God

July 14, 2005

By Garion BelMy peaceful rest was interrupted rudely on Thursday morning when the Lord, disturbed by the soft knock, knock, fuck knocking on the front door, started barking. It was 5am, and some person, maybe the neighbor, was knocking on my door. Persistently. I told…

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