After of few years online, we invited guest writers to get in the act. Being very selective at first, we started with “Chick Shit for Chic Chicks” by Melissa Paternick. Then we figured it couldn’t get much worse, so we added “Psycho Sermons, ” by Bel Garion and “Paperback Writer” by P.S. Gifford. Brian Petre also included some insights of life on the road.
Now anyone can join in! Just click the SUBMIT link.
Here Are The Latest Entries
In this edition of Chick Shit for Chic Chicks I would like to tell you about our New Year’s Eve party. Which was quite a success, unlike last year when Mr. Patton, our elderly next-door neighbor, was tragically killed. Ralph accidentally shot him as he…Read More
John Henry David III was an accomplished American “silly quote writer”. Herein lie his major works and a small detailed biography which follows. “Redispose my underachievement for I am greatly misunderestimated!” -John Henry David III”Avast there, silence between decks, my albatross wears no diaper!” -John…Read More
(Originally posted on 04/11/2007) I’ve decided to catch up on some e-mail.___________________________________ Dear Saint Garion, Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Thanks, ~Eric Dear Eric, The answer is simple: It’s because you get to…Read More
Paperback writer by PS Gifford The Tree of Hope.P.S. Gifford I shall never forget that particular Friday afternoon in April 1976. I was just a tender and impressionable eleven years old that was my final year at Whitecrest primary school. It is an enchanted age…Read More
Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford There’s a blog chain going around called “The Next Big Thing.” The idea is, each writer answers some questions about their next big project… and lines up five more authors to do the same, encouraging people to discover other authors’…Read More
Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford Alzheimer’s and dementia are cruel things to suffer from and, I must add, being a caregiver you must assume nothing- as everyday offers new challenges. At two this morning I literally cried. My father was calling for his mother- and…Read More
Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford The Image Have you ever looked hard at yourself in the mirror? Deep into your own eyes… And simply stared. And kept on staring until the image became fuzzy. Indistinguishable, hazy, confused… Yet you kept on staring until to realize,…Read More
Paperback writer by PS Gifford The Great Shoe Caper This is an absolutely true account, none of the names or facts have been changed to protect the innocent, because there were no actual innocents involved. It was an incredible ten years ago it all happened,…Read More
From The Guest Writers Archive
This was the first Christmas the Lord has really paid attention to what was going on, and well, he’d like to make some changes. And the Lord who is a puppy said unto Saint Garion, “I think they should call it Goatcheesemas.”Saint Garion (reluctantly): “Are…Read More
I am thrilled to announce that my latest book is being printed as I type.Its first public outing will be in Nashville at the wildly entertaining HyperiCon- June 5th-7thCheck out who will be there!Author Guest of Honor Brian Keene Artist Guest of Honor Steven Gilberts…Read More
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