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“Ask Bob” by Bob Senitram has been infecting the world with nonsense since Al Gore invented the interweb. Everything from the origin of the universe to the origin of the chronic butt itch.

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The Very Most Recent Things!

The Towing Inferno Part One, or Bobby Can’t Drive Worth Shit

July 2, 2022

Last week, I promised to tell the story of how I ended up in that towering inferno where I first met Stephen. So here it is… It was August of 1970 something, when I asked Starla to the homecoming dance. She was a popular, attractive…

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Whats All This About Overturning Elections?

June 24, 2022

With all the talk about a “certain someone” overturning elections, I thought this column written last year would be relevant. It not only includes the 2020 election cover-up, but also reveals the truth about the 2016 election. I told Steven Johnson I would never speak…

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Senitram Road Trip 2022 : Part Two

June 13, 2022

In the Senitram road trip part one, I explained how we traveled across the country to visit my homestate of good ‘ol Nebraska. I’m from Omaha, but we kept going out to the western part of the state where we spent $500 to stay in…

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The Senitram Road Trip 2022

June 5, 2022

By Bob Senitram It’s that time of year again where we plan the anual Senitram road trip. Schools out and the ol’ Lady flips thru travel magazines looking for ways to spend hard earned pay… I mean create meaningful experiences for our daughter. You can…

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A Most Rediculous Haircut

May 22, 2022

Before I go on about my haircut, I have to talk about that Facebook and Instagram thing. For those who don’t know, TheWeirdcrap’s Facebook page was hacked last week. I’ve been thinking. If someone other than me logged into TheWeirdcrap’s Facebook page, why didn’t I…

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Pulling Stuff out of my Ass..

May 15, 2022

Before I get to that “out of my ass…” stuff, I got a big announcement: In case anyone keeps track, there have been no updates on facebook or instagram for a week. Someone hacked into my TheWeirdcrap facebook page and posted some horrible things that…

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BREAKING NEWS!!! World War III is cancelled!

April 24, 2022

Last week Jacob asked: So, is this World War III and the end of the world as we know it? But I talked about masks and toilet paper, and never got around to answering his question. But, wouldn’t you know it, the day after I…

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Pandemics, inflation and War…Oh, My!

April 17, 2022

You can ask bob anything you want…I have a degree in SCIENCE! Jacob asks: So, is this World War III and the end of the world as we know it? Hey Jacob, thanks for sending a question! Well, folks always seem to think the end…

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B Batteries are The Bestest

April 2, 2022

The mysteries of the universe or B Batteries can be unlocked by simply deciding to “Ask Bob” a question. -He has a degree in SCIENCE! – Several weeks ago, I was asked: “Why are there no B batteries?” I reviewed hundreds of periodicals and newspapers…

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B Batteries are Badder: Bart Blue

March 27, 2022

B Batteries…where are they? This weeks column is finishing up from last week’s question. Feel free to “Ask Bob” a question.-He has a degree in SCIENCE!- Last week I was asked: “Why are there no B batteries?” But before we get into that, I would…

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B Batteries are Badder

March 20, 2022

Here’s an interesting question from Wayne: “Why are there no B batteries?” Remember you can still “Ask Bob” any question you want!-He has a degree in SCIENCE! – When I first read this, I thought it was some sort of joke. So, I went to…

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World War III

March 7, 2022

Before we move on to World War III, as Stephen mentioned TheWeirdcrap started long before Al Gore invented the inter-web. I’m still trying to find the first edition. When I find it, I’ll post the cover. Until then, here’s a pic of us in the…

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The Saga of Jerome: Part III; The Reckoning

February 19, 2022

Oh yes, you can ask Bob any question you want. I have a degree in……….SCIENCE! In case you’re wondering about all this Jerome stuff, here are some links to keep you up to date: The Return of Jerome Jerome Doesn’t Live Here Anymore Faced with…

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Jerome Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

February 6, 2022

In the last story of Jerome, I picked him up on a corner after receiving a phone call. He was frantically going on about how “They’re out to get him…” Jerome looked like the last 15 years have been pretty hard on him. He had…

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The Return of Jerome

January 30, 2022

It all started with a phone ring. “You got the time, I got the time!” “Is this Bob Senitram?” “Sure, who’s this?” “It’s Jerome, I need your help. They’re after me!” “Hey, Jerome I haven’t heard from you since…wait, what?” “You gotta come get me…

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Children of the Corn, or Children of the Cornhuskers…

January 23, 2022

On my last trip I was in Nebraska, and I did come across some children that had turned to evil! And as everyone knows all Nebraska children are born cornhuskers and are therefore children of the corn. And yes, as Stephen mentioned, I did have…

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Adventures in Truck Driving Part III: The Final Insult

January 9, 2022

No Means, NO! There were two things I missed the most when I drove over the road every day. First there was beer. No drinking for me when I was driving. You just didn’t get enough time off to recouperate. The second, TV shows (this…

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Adventures in Truck Driving Part II: A Day Late and a Dollar Short

December 27, 2021

Here’s this week’s “day late and dollar short column” (I didn’t want to do anything during Christmas holiday, but now its two days later…so here you go, more adventures in truck driving! I failed to mention the very beginning of my truck driving adventures. I…

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Adventures in Truck Driving – Part I

December 19, 2021

With all the distribution problems these days I thought I’d share some of my own missadventures from the 5 years I was in the truck driving industry. The Saga of the Idiot Team Driver: I drove as a team driver for a few months. This…

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She Dropped The Bomb On Me

December 5, 2021

After showing my “New Bible” to my pastor, I was expecting to be treated like Ralphy in “A Christmas Story”. He would be so inspired by my revelation, that he would rate me as a good Christian and give me an A + + +…

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From The Ask Bob Archives!

Eating Kitty

September 15, 2014

Back in the day, I made my living by driving a truck.  I got my CDL over the road for about five years, then quit.  We moved Florida so the ol’ lady could finish up her college. Thus, it came to pass in these days…

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She Dropped The Bomb On Me

December 5, 2021

After showing my “New Bible” to my pastor, I was expecting to be treated like Ralphy in “A Christmas Story”. He would be so inspired by my revelation, that he would rate me as a good Christian and give me an A + + +…

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