“Ask Bob” by Bob Senitram has been infecting the world with nonsense since Al Gore invented the interweb. Everything from the origin of the universe to the origin of the chronic butt itch.
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Children of the Corn, or Children of the Cornhuskers…
January 23, 2022On my last trip I was in Nebraska, and I did come across some children that had turned to evil! And as everyone knows all Nebraska children are born cornhuskers and are therefore children of the corn. And yes, as Stephen mentioned, I did have…
Read MoreAdventures in Truck Driving Part III: The Final Insult
January 9, 2022No Means, NO! There were two things I missed the most when I drove over the road every day. First there was beer. No drinking for me when I was driving. You just didn’t get enough time off to recouperate. The second, TV shows (this…
Read MoreAdventures in Truck Driving Part II: A Day Late and a Dollar Short
December 27, 2021Here’s this week’s “day late and dollar short column” (I didn’t want to do anything during Christmas holiday, but now its two days later…so here you go, more adventures in truck driving! I failed to mention the very beginning of my truck driving adventures. I…
Read MoreAdventures in Truck Driving – Part I
December 19, 2021With all the distribution problems these days I thought I’d share some of my own missadventures from the 5 years I was in the truck driving industry. The Saga of the Idiot Team Driver: I drove as a team driver for a few months. This…
Read MoreShe Dropped The Bomb On Me
December 5, 2021After showing my “New Bible” to my pastor, I was expecting to be treated like Ralphy in “A Christmas Story”. He would be so inspired by my revelation, that he would rate me as a good Christian and give me an A + + +…
Read MoreMy Waterloo…
November 21, 2021As you may recall, I recently got a ticket and decided not to show up claiming executive privilege. You see, I sent a copy of my ticket to Mar-a-Lago addressed to Donald Trump. I figured once he saw it, it would become a top-secret presidential…
Read MoreMy Thyroid, Myself…
November 13, 2021I AM OUTRAGED!!! But before I get into that, let me give you a little history… Long ago and far away, in a land that predates TCH laced Gummy Worms, I used to smoke me a little weed now and then. Aside from making me…
Read MoreA Top Secret Affair!
October 24, 2021Hey, I forgot to mention last week, you can still Ask Bob a question, I have a degree in Science. You can put it in the comments section below or send an email. A few weeks ago I saw one of those Peloton commercials where…
Read MoreBasements, Pee Holes, and The Guest That Just Won’t Leave…
October 9, 2021Sorry, I didn’t post a column last week, but I was in St. Louis all weekend. I didn’t want to go, but the ol’ lady packed up a suitcase put it in the car and then lured me into the car with sugar cubes. To…
Read MoreDream #9, The Return of Randy
September 19, 2021My planned column is put on hold so I can tell you about the most wonderful dream I had. First a little background. My brother-in-law, Randy, stayed in our basement about a year ago. It’s not an apartment with its own kitchen and bathroom, but…
Read MoreAn Unspeakable Truth…
September 11, 2021Yes, you to can Ask Bob a Question! Stephen will be happy to know that I am writing a column for the second week in a row! I’m also publishing it on Saturday instead of Sunday, because I’m tired of him getting all the attention…
Read MoreThe Truth About Global Warming
September 4, 2021Ask Bob a Question and he’ll answer it the best he can! Sara asks: So what’s up with all this crazy weather..Is global warming really real or what??? P.S. I like ham. Dear Sara: I like ham too! Some religions aren’t allowed to eat ham….
Read MoreSenitram Unwittingly Becomes The Leader Of An Anti-Vax Cult?
August 15, 2021Prior to the reboot of the website, I haven’t recieved a single question for the Ask Bob column since 2010. Now I have two! Sara writes: Is it true you’re the mastermind of the Anti-Vax cult that claims the Covid shot turns people into monkeys?…
Read More2018 Road Trip: The Rise of Senitram
August 1, 2021You can Ask Bob a question!He knows more than you! He has a degree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. So Stephen wants to know about our road trip, I guess there might be someone else out there who is also interested, so here goes… We leave saturday Morning…
Read MoreThe Senitram Roadtrip 2021!
July 25, 2021You can Ask Bob a question if you want!I have a de-gree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. I didn’t plan on writing about my little vacation, but since Stephen let the cat out of the bag, I’ll go ahead and do a Stephen Johnson style roadtrip column. If…
Read MoreGood Times in 1968, Hippies, coke bottles and the long arm of the law
July 5, 2021You can Ask Bob a question! He has a degree in…science! This column is inspired by Irving Bronsky who in 2001 submitted a story about what it was like being a kid in the 1930’s. It wasn’t exactly a “strange story”, however, I figured, here’s…
Read MoreStop the Steal
June 21, 2021Click here if YOU want to Ask Bob a Question!I have a degree in SCIENCE! Tessa from Albuquerque writes: I read a few articles from the past. I seems you and that Stephen guy go back a long ways. How did you meet? Good question….
Read MoreGetting ready to get ready!
June 7, 2021Getting Ready! I like to read the daily paper so my columns will be current. I don’t use one of those fancy electronic aps that show up in tiny print on a phone. Nope, not me. I prefer a real newspaper made out of real…
Read More50 Ways to catch Corona…
May 24, 2021Ask Bob Last week I was running errands for my wife. I didn’t want to, but again the sugar cubes worked their magic and next thing I knew I was at the dry cleaners…
Read MoreTo V or not to V
May 16, 2021By Bob Senitram The other week while watching t.v. I heard the President stress, “I urge every American to go get your shot…” Wanting to be a good American, not only did I get one…I stayed at that bar til’ closing time with multiple shots…
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Shongs Part Two
August 6, 2007Shongs Part TwoIf you missed the first part of this dream, that’s kinda too bad because I haven’t gotten around to updated the archives for the blogs this whole year. When we left off, the inter-dimensional portal thingy came back with a message from another…
Read MoreChildren of the Corn, or Children of the Cornhuskers…
January 23, 2022On my last trip I was in Nebraska, and I did come across some children that had turned to evil! And as everyone knows all Nebraska children are born cornhuskers and are therefore children of the corn. And yes, as Stephen mentioned, I did have…
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