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“Ask Bob” by Bob Senitram has been infecting the world with nonsense since Al Gore invented the interweb. Everything from the origin of the universe to the origin of the chronic butt itch.

The Very Most Recent Things!

Dream #9, The Return of Rusty

September 19, 2021

My planned column is put on hold so I can tell you about the most wonderful dream I had. First a little background. My brother in law, Rusty, stayed in our basement about a year ago. It’s not an apartment with its own kitchen and…

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An Unspeakable Truth…

September 11, 2021

Yes, you to can Ask Bob a Question! Stephen will be happy to know that I am writing a column for the second week in a row! I’m also publishing it on Saturday instead of Sunday, because I’m tired of him getting all the attention…

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The Truth About Global Warming

September 4, 2021

Ask Bob a Question and he’ll answer it the best he can! Sara asks: So what’s up with all this crazy weather..Is global warming really real or what??? P.S. I like ham. Dear Sara: I like ham too! Some religions aren’t allowed to eat ham….

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Senitram Unwittingly Becomes The Leader Of An Anti-Vax Cult?

August 15, 2021

Prior to the reboot of the website, I haven’t recieved a single question for the Ask Bob column since 2010. Now I have two! Sara writes: Is it true you’re the mastermind of the Anti-Vax cult that claims the Covid shot turns people into monkeys?…

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2018 Road Trip: The Rise of Senitram

August 1, 2021

You can Ask Bob a question!He knows more than you! He has a degree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. So Stephen wants to know about our road trip, I guess there might be someone else out there who is also interested, so here goes… We leave saturday Morning…

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The Senitram Roadtrip 2021!

July 25, 2021

You can Ask Bob a question if you want!I have a de-gree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. I didn’t plan on writing about my little vacation, but since Stephen let the cat out of the bag, I’ll go ahead and do a Stephen Johnson style roadtrip column. If…

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Good Times in 1968, Hippies, coke bottles and the long arm of the law

July 5, 2021

You can Ask Bob a question! He has a degree in…science! This column is inspired by Irving Bronsky who in 2001 submitted a story about what it was like being a kid in the 1930’s. It wasn’t exactly a “strange story”, however, I figured, here’s…

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Stop the Steal

June 21, 2021

Click here if YOU want to Ask Bob a Question!I have a degree in SCIENCE! Tessa from Albuquerque writes: I read a few articles from the past. I seems you and that Stephen guy go back a long ways. How did you meet? Good question….

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Getting ready to get ready!

June 7, 2021

Getting Ready! I like to read the daily paper so my columns will be current. I don’t use one of those fancy electronic aps that show up in tiny print on a phone. Nope, not me. I prefer a real newspaper made out of real…

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50 Ways to catch Corona…

May 24, 2021

Ask Bob Last week I was running errands for my wife. I didn’t want to, but again the sugar cubes worked their magic and next thing I knew I was at the dry cleaners…

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To V or not to V

May 16, 2021

By Bob Senitram The other week while watching t.v. I heard the President stress, “I urge every American to go get your shot…” Wanting to be a good American, not only did I get one…I stayed at that bar til’ closing time with multiple shots…

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Bob Senitram’s State of the Union

April 16, 2021

(Originally posted on 03/14/2006) I came out of retirement to share my opinions of the political landscape! In the spirit of Shark Tank… Donald Trump: I could bore you to death with facts. Instead I’ll describe him using his own terms. Donald Trump is a…

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Money from Nothing – Part III

September 2, 2018

This is a continuing series called “Money from Nothing,” which means if you’re an average Joe that is just getting by paycheck to paycheck to pay bills and not able to save or have a back-up fund, then this is for you.  Not a get…

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Money for Nothing Part II

July 16, 2018

Ok, I’m a little late getting part II out.  I finished this about 2 weeks ago, but had to sit on it for a little while before the release.  Now I concluded the original Part II was much too long and I need to leave…

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Money From Nothing – Part I

June 20, 2018

Back in the end of 1999, Stephen and I decided to build “TheWeirdcrap.com”.  We had no idea what to do with it at the time, but one feature we kept going for a good 16 years was our weekly blog (columns back then).  Around 2016…

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HE’S DAAAIIID! HE’S DAAAID! HE STINKS AND HE DON’T MOVE!

March 14, 2016

Recently I head the rumor that “Bob Senitram” had died and thats what happened to the famous “Ask Bob” column.  No one present knew that I was the very much alive Bob Senitram. I never had financial goals for TheWeirdcrap, but I did have the…

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The much awaited EASTER SPECIAL!

March 30, 2015

Jim from Wichita, KS asks:I’m an Evangelical Christian of the sacred church of the bleeding heart, and I don’t think this Easter bunny things got anything to do with the Church!  So where did this Easter Bunny thing get started from anyways? Dear Jim: Although…

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The world according to Garp…

January 5, 2015

Rather than sharing an interesting or even a moderately interesting story, I’m gonna give you my take on the world. Let’s start with Russia. Putin wants to take control of Ukraine. I say go ahead and let him have it. Since sanctions started, the rubel…

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How about that Ozone?

October 6, 2014

Sam from Philly writes: Dear Bob,How about that Ozone? Bob:Dear Sam: I looked thru every football handbook I could find and couldn’t find a thing about the Ozone.  I thought it might be in some ancient playbook.  Then I realized you must be thinking of…

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Eating Kitty

September 15, 2014

Back in the day, I made my living by driving a truck.  I got my CDL over the road for about five years, then quit.  We moved Florida so the ol’ lady could finish up her college. Thus, it came to pass in these days…

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From The Ask Bob Archives!

Harry Husker is jealous God!

May 11, 2009

This time he has gone too far. One advantage of writing my column on Sunday night is I can read the nonsensical dribble that appears each week on the “Lunatic Ravings” column by Stephen Johnson and I do not appreciate him making fun of religion!But…

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The Best of Senitram!

November 26, 2007

Since I got absolutely no ideas on what to write and all the writers are on strike, I decided to post this column from 5 years ago…enjoy, the Best of Senitram! And by the “Best” I mean a random column that’s not too bad.Here’s an…

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