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“Ask Bob” by Bob Senitram has been infecting the world with nonsense since Al Gore invented the interweb. Everything from the origin of the universe to the origin of the chronic butt itch.

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Children of the Corn, or Children of the Cornhuskers…

January 23, 2022

On my last trip I was in Nebraska, and I did come across some children that had turned to evil! And as everyone knows all Nebraska children are born cornhuskers and are therefore children of the corn. And yes, as Stephen mentioned, I did have…

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Adventures in Truck Driving Part III: The Final Insult

January 9, 2022

No Means, NO! There were two things I missed the most when I drove over the road every day. First there was beer. No drinking for me when I was driving. You just didn’t get enough time off to recouperate. The second, TV shows (this…

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Adventures in Truck Driving Part II: A Day Late and a Dollar Short

December 27, 2021

Here’s this week’s “day late and dollar short column” (I didn’t want to do anything during Christmas holiday, but now its two days later…so here you go, more adventures in truck driving! I failed to mention the very beginning of my truck driving adventures. I…

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Adventures in Truck Driving – Part I

December 19, 2021

With all the distribution problems these days I thought I’d share some of my own missadventures from the 5 years I was in the truck driving industry. The Saga of the Idiot Team Driver: I drove as a team driver for a few months. This…

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She Dropped The Bomb On Me

December 5, 2021

After showing my “New Bible” to my pastor, I was expecting to be treated like Ralphy in “A Christmas Story”. He would be so inspired by my revelation, that he would rate me as a good Christian and give me an A + + +…

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My Waterloo…

November 21, 2021

As you may recall, I recently got a ticket and decided not to show up claiming executive privilege. You see, I sent a copy of my ticket to Mar-a-Lago addressed to Donald Trump. I figured once he saw it, it would become a top-secret presidential…

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My Thyroid, Myself…

November 13, 2021

I AM OUTRAGED!!! But before I get into that, let me give you a little history… Long ago and far away, in a land that predates TCH laced Gummy Worms, I used to smoke me a little weed now and then. Aside from making me…

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A Top Secret Affair!

October 24, 2021

Hey, I forgot to mention last week, you can still Ask Bob a question, I have a degree in Science. You can put it in the comments section below or send an email. A few weeks ago I saw one of those Peloton commercials where…

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Basements, Pee Holes, and The Guest That Just Won’t Leave…

October 9, 2021

Sorry, I didn’t post a column last week, but I was in St. Louis all weekend. I didn’t want to go, but the ol’ lady packed up a suitcase put it in the car and then lured me into the car with sugar cubes. To…

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Dream #9, The Return of Randy

September 19, 2021

My planned column is put on hold so I can tell you about the most wonderful dream I had. First a little background. My brother-in-law, Randy, stayed in our basement about a year ago. It’s not an apartment with its own kitchen and bathroom, but…

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An Unspeakable Truth…

September 11, 2021

Yes, you to can Ask Bob a Question! Stephen will be happy to know that I am writing a column for the second week in a row! I’m also publishing it on Saturday instead of Sunday, because I’m tired of him getting all the attention…

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The Truth About Global Warming

September 4, 2021

Ask Bob a Question and he’ll answer it the best he can! Sara asks: So what’s up with all this crazy weather..Is global warming really real or what??? P.S. I like ham. Dear Sara: I like ham too! Some religions aren’t allowed to eat ham….

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Senitram Unwittingly Becomes The Leader Of An Anti-Vax Cult?

August 15, 2021

Prior to the reboot of the website, I haven’t recieved a single question for the Ask Bob column since 2010. Now I have two! Sara writes: Is it true you’re the mastermind of the Anti-Vax cult that claims the Covid shot turns people into monkeys?…

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2018 Road Trip: The Rise of Senitram

August 1, 2021

You can Ask Bob a question!He knows more than you! He has a degree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. So Stephen wants to know about our road trip, I guess there might be someone else out there who is also interested, so here goes… We leave saturday Morning…

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The Senitram Roadtrip 2021!

July 25, 2021

You can Ask Bob a question if you want!I have a de-gree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. I didn’t plan on writing about my little vacation, but since Stephen let the cat out of the bag, I’ll go ahead and do a Stephen Johnson style roadtrip column. If…

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Good Times in 1968, Hippies, coke bottles and the long arm of the law

July 5, 2021

You can Ask Bob a question! He has a degree in…science! This column is inspired by Irving Bronsky who in 2001 submitted a story about what it was like being a kid in the 1930’s. It wasn’t exactly a “strange story”, however, I figured, here’s…

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Stop the Steal

June 21, 2021

Click here if YOU want to Ask Bob a Question!I have a degree in SCIENCE! Tessa from Albuquerque writes: I read a few articles from the past. I seems you and that Stephen guy go back a long ways. How did you meet? Good question….

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Getting ready to get ready!

June 7, 2021

Getting Ready! I like to read the daily paper so my columns will be current. I don’t use one of those fancy electronic aps that show up in tiny print on a phone. Nope, not me. I prefer a real newspaper made out of real…

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50 Ways to catch Corona…

May 24, 2021

Ask Bob Last week I was running errands for my wife. I didn’t want to, but again the sugar cubes worked their magic and next thing I knew I was at the dry cleaners…

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To V or not to V

May 16, 2021

By Bob Senitram The other week while watching t.v. I heard the President stress, “I urge every American to go get your shot…” Wanting to be a good American, not only did I get one…I stayed at that bar til’ closing time with multiple shots…

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From The Ask Bob Archives!

Shongs Part Two

August 6, 2007

Shongs Part TwoIf you missed the first part of this dream, that’s kinda too bad because I haven’t gotten around to updated the archives for the blogs this whole year. When we left off, the inter-dimensional portal thingy came back with a message from another…

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Children of the Corn, or Children of the Cornhuskers…

January 23, 2022

On my last trip I was in Nebraska, and I did come across some children that had turned to evil! And as everyone knows all Nebraska children are born cornhuskers and are therefore children of the corn. And yes, as Stephen mentioned, I did have…

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