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This page features recent samples of each writer.

Why are we obsessed with writing columns/stories that hardly anyone reads?
We don’t know.

But if you enjoy thought provoking opinions or serious literature, then you wandered down the wrong alley.
This is Tic Tok in written form.

What follows may include opinions disguised as facts, facts disguised as jokes, and bad writing disguised as fiction.

This garbage goes back to 1999 and is rarely seated in reality, which makes it timeless.
So pay a visit to the older stuff. It isn’t so much about reading about the world 20 years ago.
It’s more about what a knuckle headed freak of nature was thinkin about way back when.

Click the Archives link for a quarter century’s worth of gibberish that just might put a smile on your face.

Crap Considered

  • Another day in a life…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense…just for the hell of it. Another day, another dollar… But all that got interrupted last week when the ol’ lady informed me that we’re…
  • A day in a life…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense…just for the hell of it. In case you missed it, last week I discovered the meaning of life…it’s to reproduce cells and reproduce.Don’t read…
  • What’s it all About? Part 265!
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, before someone else does… As I mentioned last week, I’m on a mission to find the meaning of life and report back to you.…
  • What’s it all About Alfie?
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThis costs nothin’, and you get nothin’… It appears a lot of folks these days are feeling down in the dumps. Economy, wars, gas prices? Naw, it’s none…
  • Buried Alive!!! Part IV: The Final Reckoning
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense…no strings attached! Last week in Buried Alive this and that happened…then, something else. “So, it’s the old hire an editor, so I come to…

Lunatic Ravings

  • The Journey To HR, Part 105!
    by Stephen Johnson
    I found myself sitting at a desk. Across from me sat Bob. “Care if I talk? I pee myself a little when I take tests,” said Bob. “Sure,” I replied.…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 104!
    by Stephen Johnson
    I woke up. I was lying in a bed. My bed? Not sure. I sat up and looked around. The room looked familiar, yet it wasn’t. Then I noticed a…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 103!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The HR lady pressed the button on her desk again. Another door opened and in walked three people, all wearing white coats. One was holding a large tube of glue.…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 102!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The HR lady pressed a button on her desk. One of the many, many door opened and a group of people skipped on in. They all wore white coats and…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 101!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The HR lady opened her mouth as if to speak, but was interrupted by Bob. “What I said was ‘chickens are clumsy, dimwitted, filthy, stupid, poop-eating bastards…just like Stephen Johnson,’…

Spamrider

  • A World Without Bologna Hats
    by Spamrider
    I met a woman the other day. She said, “Bologna doesn’t curl up into a bologna hat when you cook it anymore.  Tell me, what has become of this world?”…
  • The Song In Bob’s Head
    by Spamrider
  • The End
    by Spamrider
    Nothing in this column is the way you think it is. Left isn’t left, and right isn’t right, and up isn’t up and down isn’t down. Sideways is still sideways…
  • A Little More Future History
    by Spamrider
    When The Oracle first announced its presence nobody took it seriously. Everybody thought it was just another practical joke or viral marketing campaign. But The Oracle was insistent. It wasn’t…
  • John Wick, The Column
    by Spamrider
    I finally saw the first two John Wick movies for the first time last weekend. Now I know when you’re a time traveller everybody thinks you’ve seen every movie there…

Lunatic Column Archives

Visit the archives to discover columns by other writers such as P.S. Gifford, Bel Garion, Melissa Paternick, and Brian Petre. This content has absolutely nothing to do with reality, so it doesn’t really matter when they were published.

You like to jot down stuff just for the fun of it? Feel free to submit a column!