Courtney from Maine writes:
“Isn’t this just like you to take a holy holiday and the jesus story and shit on it! You should be ashamed.”
Courtney:
I just call ‘em the way I see ‘em. But since I went a little too far last week, I’ll lighten up and give some alternate lyrics to your favorite Christmas songs.
“Police towed me car” Sung to the tune of Felic Navidad.
Police towed me car (do-do-doot),
Police towed me car (do-do-doot),
Police towed me car, and now, I can’t drive.
CHORUS:
I WANT TO BORROW 50 DOLLARS,
I WANT TO BORROW 50 DOLLARS
I WANT TO BORROW 50 DOLLARS,
TILL’ THE END, OF NEXT WEEEEEEK.
Or if your black and live in L.A….
Police beat me up (do-do-doot),
Police beat me up (do-do-doot),
Police beat me up, hit me head, with a big ol’ stick.
(I’ll leave it to you to make up the rest of that one.)
“Rudolph psycho rain deer” Talked like a Johnny Cash song by someone with deep voice and Russian accent.
Rudolph psycho rain deer,
had no political voice,
but if you ever heard him,
you might say he’s mad.
All of the facist rain deer,
exploited him every time,
they never let poor Rudolph
get a piece of rain deer pie.
Then one dark and foggy night,
Rudolph planned and planned.
bastards who have everything,
you will have to pay tonight.
Then how survivors feared him,
how they ran and screamed for life,
Rudolph psycho rain deer,
they will throw a-way the key.
They will throw a-way the keeeeeeeyyy.
And now you know.
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