Little Affection
October 15, 2002by Andrew Nellis In the box are the few pathetic remnants of her childhood. School year-books, some cheap junk jewelry, all the detritus left behind on the road to adulthood. And her diaries. She has not looked in the box...
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The Goddam Ginsu Knife
November 1, 2023He never liked the Ginsu Knife. It kept looking at him. Actually, it was his own reflected image in the knife that would stare back at him as he crept warily by, but the knife had a strange way of twisting and distorting the reflection…
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White Room
March 30, 2005-Strange - 2 Pages - The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white.The door opened. A robot entered."Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon."The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. "Warden…
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A Metaphysical Interpretations of the Memoirs of Peter Jennings (a.k.a.”Lemons”)
August 7, 2004"Arfwoofbagwhoareu" was generous enough to submit several stories about 15 years ago. They are long, ridiculous, and hard to put down once you get into it. If you're in the mood for complete insanity, then this one's for you!
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ONE DAY AT THE ACME by Gary Kolb
April 20, 2026So I go into the Acme after my five mile run. I grab a basket because I just want to grab a few things. There is a good football game on ESPN tonight, Florida vs. Georgia, and I just want to pick up some munchies…
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The Interview! Oops, I Mean…..
February 25, 2012Van Halen---A Different Kind Of Truth MoTW---The Thing (2011) Always one to deliver on what I promise, I present to you that interviewwith Bob! I ask the hard questions and leave no stone unturned. No namby-pambybullshit here, I get to the bottom of his story…
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So Why Does Bob HAVE To Vote Trump?
August 4, 2023This column won't make any sense unless you read last week's column first, "Bob Commits Votes for Trump…AGAIN!!!" "So, what's the deal?" Bel asks. "Well, back in 2016 Trump had a "get the vote out" campaign which targeted independents." I explain. "Yeah?…" "Some of the…
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I’m NOT Apologising
November 8, 2008Queen + Paul Rodgers---The Cosmos RocksMoTW---Blood FeastIn the immortal word from "Iron Eagle 2":DAMMIT!!I was all set to go this past Tuesday with my one-of-a-kind live nudeelection day coverage. I had showered and was sitting in front of thecomputer stark naked when I noticed that…
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Peeping Tom
November 20, 2006By P.S.GiffordHe is there again.Hiding behind the garden wall,Scrutinizing my every move,He does not think that I can see him.He thinks he is hidden from my view.But I see him aright.I certainly do.I know he is observing me-as the hairs on the back of my…
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Testing Paused!
August 5, 2023Had to take a slight pause on my money-making venture.Since I didn't want to do what Jerome requested, he went ahead and did it himself. Now, because he doesn't have the semi-scientific mind nor a laboratory like I have things went horrible wrong. He found…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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