One way to get on TV
July 27, 2010Preface: the types of people in Iloilo City, Philippines are,1)Homebodies2)Gangsters3)Those looking for work4)Those not looking for work5)Scammers6)Hotheads7)Your average drunk trying to make some money and have agood time acting as an English teacher8)And the rich I pretty much fell into category 7 of those types…
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Binkle Bunny in Super Electronic
July 15, 2001Humor - 4 Pages - It was a lovely day and the Cummy Todge was brimming with people. Some of these people were regulars who were somewhat used to the usual insanity of the place. Most of them however were the unfortunate victims of chance,…
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No Small Thing
April 6, 2005By Tom Shay 2 Pages The ebb and flow of pedestrians made Sascha seasick. Schools of cars passed down the road, staring at the throng. No bird is as free as me, she mused. With ruddy hand she cleared her eyes. In the distance construction…
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Don’t Give Up Your Day Job
February 15, 20011 Page He's lugging this suitcase, the first time I see him. It's a huge brown monstrosity, this suitcase, and probably weighs more than its contents. He's covered it with stickers of the places that he's been, like he needs to reassure himself of his…
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After Death
May 5, 2025Chapter 1: The Scouts -Strange - 13 Pages - Victor Our horses burst from the woods, hooves pounding against the soil and throwing up the turf in thick chunks. My mount had been spurred with a shout to drive her onwards, to carry me as…
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About that Alaska “balloon”
February 11, 2023You may have read about the air force shooting down that "balloon" in Alaska. But In have to tell the REAL story of what happened out there. As you may suspect, this is a gigantic government cover-up. I know, because I, Bob Senitram, was there!…
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My New Bundle of Alien Joy!!!
November 22, 2023There must be some sort of bug going around because I found out that I'm pregnant too!!! When I went to a doctor last week, he ran a few tests and told me to come back the next day. When I did he told me…
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The Christmas Conspiracy Theory
December 11, 2005Since the holidays are coming, I studied up on this whole Jesus thing and here’s what I came up with. Jesus was baptized by John the Baptist, a wild-eyed man who lived in the wilderness with a growing religious cult based on basic biblical concepts,…
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Alcohol = Large Balls
July 4, 2005Blackfoot---"Siogo"MoTW---"Land of the Dead"To celebrate the 4th of July, I decided to go out to the streets andfind out what this holiday means to the people. I asked hundreds ofpeople and compiled the top 5 answers below and, as you shall see, Ifound that the…
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Adventures in Truck Driving Part III: The Final Insult
January 9, 2022No Means, NO! There were two things I missed the most when I drove over the road every day. First there was beer. No drinking for me when I was driving. You just didn't get enough time off to recouperate. The second, TV shows (this…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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