Latest Stories

  • Eat Pete
    -Humor – 5 Pages – Mary Beth awoke with a start. “What the fu…,” she said, groggily. She looked around and realized immediately that it had been a dream. But what a strange dream it was. Stranger than most, to be sure. Not necessarily a nightmare; more of a disturbance. After all, it’s not often you hear a voice in…
  • Strings Attached
    5 Pages She has been fighting it for weeks now, the broody, hungry emotion that came to her when it was past time to have a man. She had ignored the feeling as long as she could because she didn’t want it. She had never liked the consequences of fulfillment but her body would not listen to intellectual denial – it…
  • How to not be a cretin, and give into passion. Also entitled: How to Meet Strange People
    2 Pages I wandered into the kitchen, and there, was an old man sitting at a large table sorrounded by a full breakfast. He held a banana, like you would a handgun, and followed me around the room with it. BANG! He laughed at his own joke until it became unbearably awkward. I tried earnestly to avoid eye contact, but…
  • The Evil Women
    Craig SnyderPart One: Evil In the far distant future, a band of women landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated their bodies, turning some of them to evil! Ajax, a pretty woman, but not one who had turned to evil, burst into the Captain’s cabin.“Captain, Captain, come quick! Some of us women, but not…

Latest Columns

  • The Towing Inferno Part One, or Bobby Can’t Drive Worth Shit
    Last week, I promised to tell the story of how I ended up in that towering inferno where I first met Stephen. So here it is… It was August of 1970 something, when I asked Starla to the homecoming dance. She was a popular, attractive cheerleader with 70s feathered hair. “I…uh, was thinking of going to homecoming. And, and, well…
  • Now You’ll Know Where George Got His Idea
    Skim Bob’s column about how we met and you’ll notice something strange yet familiar. Those that have swell reading retention might notice that a certain motion picture from the 80’s stole our real life adventure and made into a space movie. Yet we got zero stinking pennies from it. We tried. We wrote letters to George, tried to send him…
  • Whats All This About Overturning Elections?
    With all the talk about a “certain someone” overturning elections, I thought this column written last year would be relevant. It not only includes the 2020 election cover-up, but also reveals the truth about the 2016 election. I told Steven Johnson I would never speak of it, but I’m gonna anyways. Also, this includes the time I saved Steven’s life…
  • Chick Shit for Chic Chicks
    Wedding Vows! Ralph and I decided to renew our wedding vows this past weekend!! We have been married for 5 years and have had our share of problems but have been able to work them out and become closer. Ralph also told me that we would be able to get lots of free food and alcohol from the invited guests.…

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Archived Stories!

Some fine fiction from our Archives

Mr. SockForAhead

Death of a Sock Puppet

February 15, 2000

1 Page Daniel attempted to smile at the group of young children seated before him on confetti-strewn carpet. This was his fifth Birthday party gig this week, and each had been a disaster. He crossed his fingers and prayed that Mr. Sockforahead could keep it…

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The ringing of the bells

The Ringing of the Bells

January 10, 2022

-Strange – 9 Pages – The Ringing of the Bells: Part I The city of Laketown was awakened abruptly by the ringing of the bells. A thunderous roar resounded across the entire city, from the West wall to the Lake Gate and Fish Port. Every…

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The Theory

The Theory

June 1, 2005

-Sci-Fi – 1 Page – “Cygnus! Cygnus…please come up. Eat something.” He pulled away reluctantly from his work. She wouldn’t possibly leave him alone for any longer. He might as well brave a meal. He had spent the entire day in his work station…she would…

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the judgment

The Judgment

March 1, 2006

by P.S. Gifford -Strange – 2 Pages – Frank sat there writhing in the uncomfortable old wooden chair and fidgeted awkwardly. “So am I right in assuming Mr. Frank Halford that on the night in question you were drinkin’ in the’Tar and Feathers’ public drinking…

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Tales of Elves and Trolls: The Crystal Goblin

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Join Lora and her friends as they encounter sentient trees, a deadly dragon, and mischievous goblins…a battle that could change the face of their world!  By Joshua Blanc – An Alarmingly Strange Story contributor from the very beginning!

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