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Strange Stories

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  • In Green, Remembered
    by Christopher Nadeau
    I awoke knowing the link had been severed.  Tears stung my cheeks as I yanked the blankets off my body and stumbled out of bed, feeling sick and disoriented.                By the time I made it to the bathroom sink in anticipation of throwing up my late night trip to Taco Bell, the feeling had thankfully…
  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…
  • THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
    by Craig Snyder
    The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe I’m going to be re-elected,” he whimpered brokenly. The day had dawned so calm and fresh, like…

Columns

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  • The New Devil’s Dictionary
    by Spamrider
    Irony: How rust tastes
  • Pillbug Zen
    by Spamrider
    Today I saw the tiniest little pillbug I ever seen in my life.  Then suddenly I got this notion.  So I watched.  And I seen something move.  It was just a tiny little speck.  So I kept watching.  And I seen it move again.  So I looked closer.  And sure enough, it was an even…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 120!
    by Stephen Johnson
    “Seriously? This is the way?” I asked. “This IS the way,” Bob replied. “THIS….is the way,” replied the HR lady. So, this I accepted and died I did. Soon after, I opened my eyes. It was quite foggy and I was quite wet from what felt like rain. “Is this the afterlife?” I asked nobody…
  • My Shitty-TV, my Shitty-Self…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramJust some guy who never expected to write a weekly column… After the conclusion of “The Squealing of the Pigs,” Stephen, being the bastard that he is, commented, “You just want to fill the world with silly stories.” Well, I took issue to that comment.” Then I thought about it, and there’s so…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • ONION MAN

    Onion Man by Polina Danilyuk -Strange – 2 Pages – “What you have?” says Olaf. Olaf isn’t like you and me. You and me, we’re sitting, baking, locked up in a stuffy school library, reading stories to each other. Olaf, he barely speaks a word of English. Until today, he’s never even been to the…

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  • The Bell Tower

    Our story begins deep in the heart of Terrebonne High, where a dark secret lies, waiting for a not-so-bright student like Marsha Johnson to come along and knock at its door. Many years ago some strange events happened at this high school. Please come with me now as I describe to you the story of…

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  • Underbelly

    Underbelly Rich pressed his forehead to the rain-streaked glass. His grubby clothes scratched against his skin as the monorail bucked over a siding. The people around him jolted in unison, hanging heavily on plastic handles or bouncing on the cheap, hard seats. Rich hated to look inside on the monorail, to see face after face…

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  • Alter ego No. 28

    -Humor – 3 Pages – Andy awoke to a foul stench, and a note. The note lay peacefully on the perimeter of his desk; evidently he had slept the night in the study. His back had, let me see. 2…3..7 – 12 yes, he counted at least 12 kinks in his back, and on passing…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The New Devil’s Dictionary

    Forever:  For as long as I live.

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  • A Bearable Tightness of Being

    NOTE: Due to a house flood, there is no new post from Stephen this week.However, not to be outdone by that Frey guy, we have posted Stephen’smemoirs (so far) for those that have missed them and for those that arelooking for help from someone who shouldn’t be offering any whatsoever. The following is TRUE. I…

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  • 24

    Just when the networks got rid of all those lame reality shows and graced us with real TV shows that requires writers, the writers decided that they wanted a piece of the TV pie and went on strike. Well, good for them! But why should we all suffer? Always ready to help a brother in…

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  • The Towing Inferno Part Two – THE BUILDING

    Before I get to that towering inferno stuff, last week, I was explaining what I was doing in “THE BUILDING” when Stephen caught fire to it. But before that, remember you can ASK BOB a question anytime you want! Use the email, it’s free! There’s no long distance fees or anything, the internet drove those…

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  • BILLY JACK

    Back to that immigration thing. Some guy in San Bernandino has the solution! Make it illegal for illegals to have a place to live or vehicle. As a result illegal immigrants will put their heads down in shame and go home. That’s fine in the world where tax cuts for the rich makes the economy…

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