Random Strange Fiction

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Level Nine

November 30, 2005

-Strange - 1 page - Elizabeth all at once had opened her eyes and felt strangely rested. She allowed her retinas to adjust to the bright warm light and began to scrutinize her unexpected surroundings. She experienced a tinge of panic as she did not…

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Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought

December 4, 2004

2 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…

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That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 1)

October 17, 2008

8 Pages Part 1 of 3: The door of Granny Maureen’s Doll Hospital opened, and out stepped Granny Maureen to see what had been left in the casualty box. She drew a breath of morning air, and let the sun fall on her plump, wrinkled…

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Iblis Concept

May 31, 2003

-Sci-Fi - 8 Pages - Humanity had sent him. Iblis was human, of course, but not Humanity. Humanity was the single, but often times conflicting, controlling entity of the universe of thought and feeling. Iblis was a mere outcast. He always had been, since his…

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Witches of Rascar Pablo – The Complete Novel

November 4, 2024

We are excited to present a unique addition to TheWeirdcrap.com: the complete novel, "Witches of Rascar Pablo", submitted by Kristopher Lawrence. Previously published in separate installments, we’re now providing links to the entire novel for your convenience. Kristopher has a special connection to our website;…

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Random Columns

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STRIKE!

November 6, 2007

I’m sure with the professional style writing you enjoy here at TheWeirdcrap.com, you were not expecting a column because of the writers strike currently going on. However, we are not effected because we don’t employ anyone despite the quality entertainment you receive on a weekly…

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Top Ten Of Two Thousand And Ten

January 1, 2011

Firewind---The PremonitionMoTW---CenturionWell, another year has gone by and I want to thank each and everyone ofmy mutlitude of fans for their support and donations. It's really kindof appreciated, so kind of appreciated that I really don't want to findthe words to show how kind of…

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Zombie Routines

December 15, 2024

So much of what we do we don’t even do. Our Zombie Routines do it for us. That is to say, much of the time we’re essentially on Autopilot. We routinely (see what I did there?) turn various basic daily life functions over to the…

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Spamrider of the Apocalypse: A Synopsis

September 28, 2025

Well this column has been going on now for at least a couple years and has endured through at least two or three Time Breeches (and yes I meant to write ”breeches,” as in breech baby), ultimately resulting in a Bizarro Universe where America and…

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Older on the Inside

March 9, 2025

People wonder why I look about 60 years old when I’m supposedly only 38. Well, it’s because I am about 60 years old. But I’m also only 38. It all depends how you look at it you see. So if you subtract the year I…

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It’s All About Us!

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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