The Weird Crap is a weekly publication featuring Alarmingly Strange Stories, Bizarre Columns, Memes and Comics!

Strange Stories

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Excerpts of the latest fiction submitted by our visitors…

>>>THE LATEST FICTION

  • Zeep In The City
    by Joshua Blanc
    -Sci-Fi – 3 Pages – Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep’ to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been distracted for four hundredths of a second. But in that time, he’d somehow managed to collide with a stationary object; unwittingly knocking out his GPS, comm-link, and access to the…
  • In Green, Remembered
    by Christopher Nadeau
    I awoke knowing the link had been severed.  Tears stung my cheeks as I yanked the blankets off my body and stumbled out of bed, feeling sick and disoriented.                By the time I made it to the bathroom sink in anticipation of throwing up my late night trip to Taco Bell, the feeling had thankfully…
  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…

Columns

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  • The Thieves of Time
    by Spamrider
    I know it’s been a few years now since I bitched about the time change but with all the recent rigamarole I figured it’s about time to start bitching again.  I can only lament that I don’t have my dear friend Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible around this time to chime in on the matter, though I…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 121!
    by Stephen Johnson
    For a week he burned. We milled around the office, just watching him shriek and hop around as he burned and burned some more. Other than the burning, nothing else happened. After the week went by, we began spitting on him. Soon, the flames disappeared and Bob stopped his shrieking and hopping. Without a word,…
  • Broken Promises…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramJust some guy to tends to be at the wrong place at the wrong time…. I know someone out there must be wondering, “What’s the REAL Bob Senitram like?” Hell, I don’t know myself. But I figure I’ll share a little bit and if you’re curious, you’ll get the gist of it… I’ve…
  • Ask The Spamrider
    by Spamrider
    So Bob has brought out the whip again and threatened to give me 39 lashes if I didn’t go through the dozen or so bags of fan mail that have been piling up and pick out some letters to write another Ask The Spamrider column.  I asked him why he wouldn’t just give me 40…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • The Adventures of Kelvin the Human Hang Glider and his Luminous Toad

    -Strange – 3 Pages – Kelvin the human hang-glider woke up one morning and realized that the floor had changed color overnight. From the ravenously beautiful teak mahogany floor that he had been used to, there now lay a semi-fluid mass of twitching pulp. A low throbbing sound was emitted from the mass, which heaved…

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  • Takin ah Smoke Break

    by Drake Knight Note from Editor: This may seem a bit dated in today’s world, but it was written in 2005. I was at work, while taking my smoke break, and what was really odd about that is the fact that I don’t smoke. But, there I was, in the smoker’s lounge, puffin’ on a…

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  • Decomposition

    腐乱 Decomposition By Kadath Bird & Chie Sakaguchi “Since the day we bit into the fruits of the knowledge of good and evil, mankind has known that they will only damn themselves with their own ability to create..” 地獄 (Hell) They called me cancer. As the centuries passed, it became ever more true. Patches of…

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  • Fear: Held Against My Will

           Fear will make you do things you would not ordinarily do, I know.  This tragic tale happened eight months ago.     I use to think that if I moved to an expensive neighborhood, it would be a safer place to live.  A picturesque location where soccer-moms drove their kids to a private school every morning,…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • A Guest Writes My Column!

    (Ann O’Naemis is filling in for John Stevenson on this weeks column since John is as lazy as he is stupid.) By Ann O’Naemis RELIGIONS: God inflicts pain. If you believe anything else, you’ve bought into the new age/12 step rationalizations that make it possible for the addicts and the weak to lean on God. God…

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  • Again, That Was A Roadtrip????

    Interesting column from Bob. You know, the one he was forced to write. Did you notice that they did not stop at one rest area? How can you call it a road trip when there is no stop at a rest area? You can’t! He did mention us emptying our pockets to find some money…

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  • If they can put a man on the moon…

    Jim writes:If they can put a man on the moon, why can’t they make a tv dinner to my liking? Bob writes;Dear Jim,This is one of the many faults of today’s society. Selling T.V dinners that you can prepare in four minutes, but then they taste like crap. Unless of course you try one of…

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  • The Journey To HR, Part 83!

    I continued bobbing in the water as Star Child Two hovered above. “Say, this reminds me of a story….” I began, still bobbing. “We was comin’ back from Omaha, just delivered the sprockets and lube. The silver sprockets. We hit a large mass of plankton and forty three thousand went into the water. The raft…

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  • The Forbidden Time Zone: The City That Shouldn’t Be

    Bob put the chip in his pocket and picked up the note on the floor. Just as he unfolded it, Nancy stirred. She sat up, looked around to get her bearings, and wiped a bit of sweat from her brow. “I had a weird nightmare,” she said. Her voice was thin, like paper. Bob folded…

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