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July 7, 2025Strange - 5 Pages - For one man it was his office. For the other, it was just another place to vent. Books line the entire office wall. The man behind the desk was immaculately dressed. The other looked like a grunge fan. His clothes…
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That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 1)
October 17, 20088 Pages Part 1 of 3: The door of Granny Maureen’s Doll Hospital opened, and out stepped Granny Maureen to see what had been left in the casualty box. She drew a breath of morning air, and let the sun fall on her plump, wrinkled…
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Tasteless Joe
January 20, 2005Strange - 7 Pages - Joseph Mellon appeared like all the other babies in the sandbox. He was cute and cuddly and round and happy; happy eating sand, that is. Oh sure, babies are famous for sticking just about anything in their mouths, but little…
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Iblis Concept
May 31, 2003-Sci-Fi - 8 Pages - Humanity had sent him. Iblis was human, of course, but not Humanity. Humanity was the single, but often times conflicting, controlling entity of the universe of thought and feeling. Iblis was a mere outcast. He always had been, since his…
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History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
January 15, 2005by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton 5 Pages Our recipe, and Kiki's lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many…
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Just a Blog…
September 24, 2007Well as about six people may have noticed last week, I did not post a blog. I wrote one, but decided not to post it…it just wasn’t worth it. It was about Alberto Gonzales stepping down and Bush’s loosing administration. But five years ago, that…
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Bob Senitram’s State of the Union
April 16, 2021(Originally posted on 03/14/2006) I came out of retirement to share my opinions of the political landscape! In the spirit of Shark Tank... Donald Trump: I could bore you to death with facts. Instead I’ll describe him using his own terms. Donald Trump is a…
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It Is Summer!
July 10, 2001So it's summer right now in my part of the world and I am having a pretty good time of it. More people have been keeping my company of late, mostly because I have a strong following in the homosexual community. Young straight men hang…
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A BLAST FROM THE PAST…
April 14, 2008It’s been a few weeks since I last wrote a column, I don’t know why. It seems after writing a weekly column for 9 years, I just seem to run out of gas sometimes. That’s the only excuse I have right now. For those wondering…
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The Journey To HR: A Synopsis!
September 28, 2025Well, the story of the journey to HR (which has been titled “The Journey To HR”) has been going on since basically the dawn of time. So, here's a synopsis for anyone who cares. (I also didn't feel like typing much this week.)Bob did something…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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