ONION MAN
April 26, 2006Onion Man by Polina Danilyuk -Strange - 2 Pages - "What you have?" says Olaf. Olaf isn't like you and me. You and me, we're sitting, baking, locked up in a stuffy school library, reading stories to each other. Olaf, he barely speaks a word…
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The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle
November 12, 2000-Humor - 1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can breathe, or as fast as a fish can swim in a…
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Confessions of a Transylvanian Urologist
September 4, 2023Name's Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for 68 years before that, and his father's father for another…
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That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 2)
October 24, 20088 Pages Part 2 of 3: “Hey, why’d ya stop me?” said Mr. Sockforahead. “I think it was coming loose.” “Do you want to give your ‘helping hand’ a heart attack?” said Sophie. “Didn’t you hear anything I said?” Trent appeared in the doorway, munching…
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Death of a Sock Puppet
February 15, 20001 Page Daniel attempted to smile at the group of young children seated before him on confetti-strewn carpet. This was his fifth Birthday party gig this week, and each had been a disaster. He crossed his fingers and prayed that Mr. Sockforahead could keep it…
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Winter Road Trip Part II
March 4, 2023Last week I shared how google decided to drive us right into the eye of a winter storm on the way to Minneapolis. We got to the hotel which was much nicer than I was expecting. Usually, our trips lead us to a chain hotel…
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My Old Friend.
February 17, 2006It was in the summer school holidays 1978 when I made a very special friend. Yes, I remember it as distinctly as if it was yesterday. I would have been thirteen years old then.One particularly sunny morning I awoke and over my bowl of cereal…
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A Hunting we will go Part II!
March 1, 2024Last week, I was explaining my plan to go hunting for springtime birds at our local park. Anyways, we got our guns and was a-heading toward the park. We get to the perfect hunting ground, and I start to get ready. Soon, I had a…
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The Journey To HR, Part 26!
August 31, 2024After the door closed, I sat in the same position for over an hour, still slightly drooling. Finally, I came to my sense. “Did that really happen?” I asked the HR lady. “It did. It really, really did!”“I no longer have to poop!” I said…
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The State of the Union (In 30 seconds)
March 6, 2026By Bob SenitramThinking through the nonsense so you don’t have to… I tried to write a thoughtful column about the State of the Union. Unfortunately, the Union wouldn’t sit still long enough for me to finish it. Every time I write a draft, that big…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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