My Robot is Bad
February 22, 2004Humor - 5 Pages - I arrived back at my hotel to find a message had been slipped under my door, but I forget about it because there is also a woman bound up, inverted, and hanging from my ceiling, the ropes covering very little…
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A Match Made In Hell
November 2, 2005-Strange - 2 Pages - A MATCH MADE IN HELL In most people's eyes, Lovely Lisa rocked the big one. Game over. The most beautiful girl in school. Little miss popular. You either wanted to be with her or be her. But in Lisa's eyes,…
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 2)
December 27, 20109 Pages Part 2 of 3: Elsewhere in the city that night, a party was being held: in the police station of all places. But not everyone attending was filled with Christmas cheer. Officer Peter Gumption had rather more worrisome thoughts on his mind. He…
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The Grisly Death of Chester McDonald: A Fable
December 25, 2023Chester McDonald suffered a most horrific death. He was eaten alive by his pigs. One day he went out to slop them, but they turned on him, the shifty bastards, and they made quite the feast of him, devouring him bones and all. But unfortunately…
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Paranormal Story
March 24, 2025-Strange - 4 Pages - This concerns one night some considerable time ago and is a true story. Locations are accurate, only my name is true, the others have been changed for protective purposes. I was driving home after a night out with my friends.…
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Dear Melissa, Fan Mail!
July 12, 2023"Dear Melissa, I have been married for over 7 years. Maybe it's just me, but I feel that the spark in my marriage is gone. No matter what I do, my husband doesn't show any interest. Any ideas on what I should do? Confused in…
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The Senitram Roadtrip 2021!
July 25, 2021You can Ask Bob a question if you want!I have a de-gree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. I didn't plan on writing about my little vacation, but since Stephen let the cat out of the bag, I'll go ahead and do a Stephen Johnson style roadtrip column. If…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 39
August 8, 2025Cindy woke up with a plan. Get to the house.Grab the passports.Pick up Nancy.Head to the airport. Simple. Clean. Only thing is, nothing is simple and clean when Bob's involved. Bob groaned, one arm slung over his face. “Uuuuugh. I feel like I got run…
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…..As I Continue
April 19, 2014Space Elevator--Space Elevator MoTW--Electra Glide In Blue Reading over my last post, I noticed I made a few mistakes. I shall now correct them. The corrections are shown in capital letters, so those that read that last post will now have a fuller understanding. Thise…
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The Journey To HR, Part 68!
August 2, 2025The door to bar opened. In walked the HR lady. She was followed by five burly men. Star Child Two floated in. I hopped off the bar. The bartender put away the machete. Star Child Two flew down to the HR lady. He buzzed around…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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