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Strange Stories

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  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…
  • Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
    by dovinmelhee
    Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee ————— There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete. But then the impossible happened. The being thought of something…
  • White Room
    by Lee Sentes
    -Strange – 2 Pages – The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white. The door opened. A robot entered. “Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon.” The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. “Warden Friend,” he returned sternly. “I hope you…
  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…

Columns

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  • The Last Poodle on Earth
    by Spamrider
    I haven’t wanted to write about this because the wound is still fresh, but unfortunately my Time Portal got destroyed. It was that damn Poodle that I rescued from The Future. Even though I haven’t been writing about it lately I’ve been quite busy with the old Time Portal. Because what I finally realized is…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 112!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Bob sat up. “Where am I?” he asked. “My office,” the HR lady said, quickly hiding the needles behind her back. “Wow,” Bob said, rubbing his head with logged fingers. “The last thing I remember is getting repeatedly shot in the head with a machine gun.” We moved closer to hear more. “Yeah…..I remember the…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 6
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, before you do… Bob finished up his report and went back to Virginia to complete his training. A few days later, he’s watching the news in his room when a story catches his attention… “Jennifer Statlin, the daughter of Senator Statlin is reported as missing, and is now believed…
  • Some Good Words to Know
    by Spamrider
    They say that knowledge is power, but that doesn’t mean it keeps the lights on. Regardless, for this week’s column I have compiled a list of good words to know in today’s political climate, along with their relevant Webster’s definitions. Considering where being smart or telling the truth is liable to get you these days…

Memes

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Random Strange Stories

  • Helping Hans

    – Strange -1 Page – Hans was sitting by the stream relaxing and pondering over the events of the last month. It was a perfect spring morning here in the Lake District. Somehow sitting here with the sunlight gently caressing his face and the calming cool breeze brushing over him -it did not seem conceivable…

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  • DEADSVILLE: RANDY

    by Eddie L. Whitlock -Sci-Fi – 10 Pages – Prologue By the time the sun set on the first full day of the crisis, Sheriff Tommy Jennings was no longer convinced that it was mass hysteria. He was convinced that he had done what politicians rarely did in the face of a crisis: He had…

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  • Six Arms And A Game Of Pinochle

    Doug had never really liked Ernie. He was an okay guy most times, if a little omnipresent. Maybe it was Doug’s fault for always picking him out in a crowd. Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four extra arms that threw Doug for a loop. You see, Ernie is…

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  • Work It

    Work It Danny put the exercise video in, took a deep breath, then pushed play on the remote.  In moments Johnny Black was on the screen surrounded by his troupe of girls, all of them ready to sweat to the rhythm of cheesy bebop music. “Are you ready to sweat?,” he said pointing through the…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The advice keeps rolling in!

    Bob on Twitter (he never updates it…but you have to see for yourself)Dear Bob,I am a newlywed who loves her husband very much; however, I am very shy and I have never passed gas in front of him. It just doesn’t seem lady-like. I have never eaten until I am full in his presence; in…

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  • A Masterpiece Hollywood Doesn’t Want You To See

    Pat Travers—Black Pearl MoTW—Eden Lake Let me tell you a story. Let me tell you a story about a movie that you will probably never, eversee. It all started out on a rainy night a long, long time ago…….. There were these two young whippersnappers and they had a vision and avideo cassette of a…

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  • The Block Party: Part 5

    Donnie Iris and The Cruisers—“Ellwood City” MoTW—“Leon The Professional” I scampered into the garage and Spunky skedaddled over to his van as thebus rolled down the street. I plugged the clock radio in and tuned it to The Riff, a local rockstation, since I knew that people (especially the homeless ones) justlove that rock ‘n’…

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  • The One Where I Write About Important Things

    Prince—Planet Earth MoTW—The Lookout To those that stopped by expecting the final chapter in that littleknown opus of my real trip from last year, well………tough shit. Fornow. Instead I'd rather write about something more important, somethingthat's grabbing the headlines every day, something that's grabbedeveryones attention. Did you know that car tires aren't cheap? Really! I…

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  • Fitting the Pieces With the Parts

    Toto—“Falling In Between” MoTW—“All Souls Day” “Oh my goodness! What is this all over the walls? Is it………IT IS!YOU SMEARED FECES ALL OVER YOUR WALLS!” With that I woke up and hopped out of bed. And, sure enough, there werebrown smears on every wall and a pretty intense odor of bodily waste. “What have you…

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