Duck
October 15, 20014 Pages I wake with a sudden start I sit upright drenched in sweat. I look at the clock and discover it's 4 A.M. I sit up, sweat dripping from my forehead. Wishing desperately that I had just awakened from a nightmare. I hate what…
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Ziontology
June 20, 2004By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The…
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Fake Tan
January 15, 2001Strange - 3 Pages Mary was an attractive girl of nineteen years of age, although she was single and jobless she was never lonely or penniless. Always, Mary had the latest fashionable clothes, no matter what the price. A girl going places or so one…
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Hershel’s Great Journey
April 29, 2024Hershel's Great Journey by Randy Bone Hershel was a bug. He had always been a bug and, for all he knew, he would always be a bug. Now I've got nothing against bugs mind you. Not unless you count the way they buzz around in…
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A Bad Haircut
July 31, 2009Note from Editor: This one is as sad as it is creepy. It was originally submitted 12 yrs ago, by an unknown author named Seth. Excerpt: He stared at his face in the small square mirror, the door to a diminutive medicine cabinet, built for…
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I Prepare For The Apocalypse?
October 6, 2012Devin Townsend Project---Epicloud MoTW---The Cabin In The Woods You know it's getting close to the end of the world, right? It's just a couple months away..... Yeah, I forgot about it too. Thankfully I had a wakeup call when I noticed that "they" had done…
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I AM A FREAK!!!
July 3, 2024I am almost officially a freak!!!! I have been granted a work permit that allows me to leave prison in order to travel to nearby towns as part of a freak show. This is something all women dream of, and now it's my reality!!! My…
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Is Donnie the True Messiah?
September 3, 2025Before we get into Donnie…I know that its been some time since I have written, but I have been having some trouble at work - the trouble is that they make me work. Here is some Hooty Mail to keep you entertained. Please be warned…
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And My Political Views Are……
November 3, 2012Tygers Of Pan Tang--Ambush MoTW--The Dictator So it's election time again. Yawn. What's the big deal? Everyone is so gung ho about THEIR pick, yet they usually hate them in a couple years. Or they're too stupid to change their vote to someone else from…
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BREAKING NEWS!!! World War III is cancelled!
April 24, 2022Last week Jacob asked: So, is this World War III and the end of the world as we know it? But I talked about masks and toilet paper, and never got around to answering his question. But, wouldn't you know it, the day after I…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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