Sepulchural
April 3, 2004-Strange Category - 5 Pages "Howdie." Looking up from the gas pump nozzle, Vincent was greeted by a plummeting red boxing glove to the face. Whump! Vincent stumbled from the strike and fell against his '87 yellow Trans-Am. "My nose!" The attacker danced back and…
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SONGS FROM THE WOOD
August 15, 2014SONGS FROM THE WOOD Strange - 20 Pages - Despite years of studies, nobody had cracked the code. Many individuals and groups, looking at the puzzle from a multitude of different angles, had all failed to solve the riddle. Birdsong it seemed might never give…
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He Who Remembers
April 13, 2005-Strange - 3 Pages - He Who Remembers by Nils Erwin I was once held captive in a horrible dungeon by a large British man with ghastly teeth. He surgically switched my hands, just to see if I was truly ambidextrous, and had a persuasion…
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The Escape
December 13, 20029 Pages While waiting for dinner, I realize my entire life is bullshit. I stare at Denise across the plush table set for four. Our wineglasses are full, and we'd been having a great time. Except that we are still waiting for Mr. Brothers, my…
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DESTINY OF THE BONES
May 24, 2006by Bradley Mason Hamlin -Strange - 1 Page - Ace looked at the sun with his eyes semi-protected by black shades. For a moment he wondered if he could tell the time from the position the big ball held in the sky. He shrugged his…
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Shongs Part Last
September 10, 2007Continued from the last several weeks…“So how did you get here?” I asked.“You want the long version or the short one?”“Short” I replied.“You’ve been left our planet 140 years ago.” She explained.“Really?”“I’m sort of a historian, I was just curious to meet the man who…
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The History of Our Planet Part V
January 14, 2023About 2 months ago, I set out to explain why dogs eat their own poo. Well, I'll get to it. I just got sidetracked, and explaining how I came to know the answer to that question required a bit of an explanation. If you're coming…
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Nice Dreams that are not so nice: Part XVII
August 16, 2024Last week, in a low blood sugar craze, Bob walks to the boat with Ma Baker and her cohorts, while they engage in a fierce gun battle with police. Crazy for food, he finds the kitchen and makes himself a nice sandwich, with ham, turkey,…
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The Journey To HR, Part 80!
November 1, 2025The mushy sounds continued. Intrigued and now just wanting to know, we looked at the bed. The old man and the ape were both sitting up in the bed. Both were eating large bowls of Mr. T cereal while reading old copies of Grit. Every…
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BILLY JACK
May 15, 2006Back to that immigration thing. Some guy in San Bernandino has the solution!Make it illegal for illegals to have a place to live or vehicle. As a result illegal immigrants will put their heads down in shame and go home.That’s fine in the world where…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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