A Touch Bitter and Too Clever by Half
April 6, 2026By Kevin Easter There are parts of yourself that you hold back. You have to keep that part inviolate, hidden. It doesn't matter how much you're "in love" or how much you "trust" your therapist. That part remains. It's your soul, your true name, your…
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Shoes
March 9, 2026by Henry Seaward-Shannon My cousin June's kids, Daisy and Graham, were in the kitchen one day and they noticed something odd on the calendar. Their mother had drawn a deer wearing a lumberjack hat next to the date for the following day. In the evening…
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Fonzie’s Revenge
January 27, 2025Fonzie's Revenge A reimagining of Happy Days Written by Kenneth Keller fonziesrevenge@gmail.com Remember the classic TV Show “Happy Days?” You know, it starred that Howdy Doody looking Motherfucker that played Opie Taylor on the Andy Griffin Show? It also had the original MILF Marion Ross…
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The House Call
January 26, 2026by P.S. Gifford Charles pulled into the overgrown driveway and gets out of his trusted old MGB. "A house call!" He muses "I can't believe I got talked into making a house call" He slowly walks up to the over sized front door and pauses…
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AND THERE WAS LIGHT
August 15, 2008AND THERE WAS LIGHT Strange - 20 Pages - We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective…
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
November 21, 2007Twas the night before Thanksgiving.P.S. GiffordTwas the night before ThanksgivingAnd all through the farmcame smells of pies baking;pumpkin, apple, and pecanWhen armed with me gunOut to the yard I wentTo inform our turkeyhis last day had been spentBut he looked up at meWith that sad…
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The Journey To HR: A Synopsis!
September 28, 2025Well, the story of the journey to HR (which has been titled “The Journey To HR”) has been going on since basically the dawn of time. So, here's a synopsis for anyone who cares. (I also didn't feel like typing much this week.)Bob did something…
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The Bush Brothers
May 22, 2001Melissa from the USA writes:Dear Bob, Bel,Why is President Bush giving his brother such a bad time with oil drilling off the coast of Florida? Well Melissa, the answer is obvious. The world believes our president to be weak. This is why suddenly every nation on…
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Guess I’m Really Not Thankful
November 19, 2011Alice Cooper---Welcome 2 My Nightmare MoTW---Black Death So it's that time of the year again. Time for Black Friday and mybirthday. Oh, and Thanksgiving. Luckily for everyone, my birthday just happens to fall on Thanksgivingso those in the U.S., whether they like it or not,…
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New title, Same Idiot
July 17, 2000New title, same idiot. Pretty cool.I was remiss in not mentioning a really nice Deborah Foreman site called "In Worship O' Deborah Foreman". We have included a link to that site, plus Deborah's site as we usually do. Again, visit both and see what you…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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