The Sallow Tallow Man
December 15, 2025The Sallow Tallow Man by Joshua Blanc Oliver had just opened up shop for the morning, and was starting up his various processes in anticipation of another lucrative day. He lit a lamp, which cast flickering light onto dim and greasy surfaces. Every morning there…
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In Green, Remembered
May 8, 2009I awoke knowing the link had been severed. Tears stung my cheeks as I yanked the blankets off my body and stumbled out of bed, feeling sick and disoriented. By the time I made it to the bathroom sink in anticipation of throwing up my…
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A Simple Story About Human Reproduction
June 12, 2008From what I understand, it took only six and a half seconds for my first son, Zachary, to fall from the bedroom window of our third story apartment to the ground below. This fact has always provided me with a mild level of comfort. Seeing…
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SHADOW MAN
November 17, 2025by Ed Patton It can be said that the sun drives the spirits of the day and the moon those of night yet I hesitate to think of what drives men's souls to toil. I am a hunter of long seasons. Gray of beard and…
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The Do It Yourselfer
April 5, 2006Humor - 4 Pages - "When we finally came to rest, I was spread-eagled over an obese, senile naked lady in a lake of diarrhea.." I'm proud of the fact that I'm self sufficient in the ED. And it irritates the fire out of me…
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Something Is Not Quite Right!!!
July 31, 2024Oh well, I've had another minor setback!!! For the last week, I felt something wasn't quite right with me. I thought that I had a tumor or maybe even syphillis, but my eagle-eyed cellmate informed me that my huge boob was getting smaller!! Thank goodness…
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Even Less Pummelin’!
October 7, 2023Even Less Pummelin'! by Stephen Johnson I could tell the the barracuda was quite angry by the way it thrashed around. “Jeez, what do you want now?” I asked. “Oh, you know,” he replied while trying to hold onto the slippery fish. Suddenly there was…
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2021 Road Trip: The Rise of Senitram
August 1, 2021You can Ask Bob a question!He knows more than you! He has a degree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. So Stephen wants to know about our road trip, I guess there might be someone else out there who is also interested, so here goes... We leave saturday Morning…
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My Waterloo…
November 21, 2021As you may recall, I recently got a ticket and decided not to show up claiming executive privilege. You see, I sent a copy of my ticket to Mar-a-Lago addressed to Donald Trump. I figured once he saw it, it would become a top-secret presidential…
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A Quest For An Answer: Part 3
June 25, 2011Black Country Communion---2 MoTW---Conquest Thinking it was gun, I ducked and then bobbed and weaved for awhile,figuring (yet again) that he wouldn't be stable enough to hit somethingthat was ducking, bobbing and weaving. When no gunshots rang out, I stopped my ducking, bobbing and weaving…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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