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Strange Stories

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  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…
  • Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
    by dovinmelhee
    Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee ————— There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete. But then the impossible happened. The being thought of something…
  • White Room
    by Lee Sentes
    -Strange – 2 Pages – The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white. The door opened. A robot entered. “Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon.” The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. “Warden Friend,” he returned sternly. “I hope you…
  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…

Columns

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  • Some Good Words to Know
    by Spamrider
    They say that knowledge is power, but that doesn’t mean it keeps the lights on. Regardless, for this week’s column I have compiled a list of good words to know in today’s political climate, along with their relevant Webster’s definitions. Considering where being smart or telling the truth is liable to get you these days…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 111!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The room was silent as we all thought about what we had just said. “You’ll die,” I said softly. Bob nodded, quite spastically. He reached his logged arms out to me as if he wanted to be hugged. I reached out to him as if I wanted to give him that hug and then pulled…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 5
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, and then some… Later that day Bob visits Dr. Hector. “Hello, Dr. Hector.” “Special Agent Senitram, how nice to see you. Did you follow the breadcrumbs?” “I found it. Yes.” “And what did you make of my little surprise?” “I thought it was…stupid.” Earlier that day, Bob stood in…
  • The New Devil’s Dictionary
    by Spamrider
    Cat (n):  Man’s best frenemy.

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • Head in the Sand

    Head in the sand by CMR Once upon a time there was an ostrich.  The ostrich had no concerns and was content to while away it’s days with it’s head in the sand.  It would awaken that way in the mornings and drift to sleep that way at night.  During the day it would seek…

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  • STUCK IN A CLICHÉ

    The inside was dark. The Man With The Mustache woke up and saw nothing but a dimly lit wooden plank.  If he was smarter, or at least well versed in the English language, he may have thought the sight of nothing more than a dimly lit wooden plank was a bit ominous.  But he was…

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  • The Adventures of A Dead Duck

    -Humor – 3 Pages – Ick Bollard had waited a long time for this. Longer than he could actually remember. And that was a long time. Ick didn’t know how long, because he’d forgotten how to tell the time, but he knew he’d waited a good while. Ages. Aeons maybe, even though he had no…

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  • Six Arms And A Game Of Pinochle

    Doug had never really liked Ernie. He was an okay guy most times, if a little omnipresent. Maybe it was Doug’s fault for always picking him out in a crowd. Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four extra arms that threw Doug for a loop. You see, Ernie is…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The Guinea Pigging Goes Horribly Wrong?

    The Cross—Mad: Bad: and dangerous to know MoTW—Benchwarmers While I waited for the loyal test subject to show up, I debated on whothe next phase of the testing should be performed on. After much thought. I decided that the test would be best performed in adifferent country with the filthiest type of whore ever known…

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  • The Journey To HR, Part 49!

    Jerome stood up and wiped the tears from his face. “That was a complete waste of time!” he yelled. “What was?” I asked, feeling THAT anger rise. “THAT STORY!” he yelled, but in a higher pitch. “Well, well, well,” said the HR lady while still sitting on the floor. Star Child Two started humming something…

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  • Texas Toast

    In Texas every meal you eat comes with Texas Toast. I’m not that big of a fan of Texas Toast actually. No offense to Texas. Actually, I wonder if Texas Toast was even invented in Texas. Some guy in New Jersey probably sliced some bread extra thick one day (this was before they invented sliced bread…

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  • A Crackwhore Price Guide

    Opeth—“Ghost Reveries” MoTW—“House of Games” *****************************************************If you haven’t done so already, please visit www.redcross.org and make adonation to help those affected by Hurricane Katrina. Any amount helpsand it only takes a few minutes of your time. ****************************************************** I actually took the time to watch “Nine Lives” starring Paris Hiltonthis past week. Happily, she died within…

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  • Nice Dreams: Part VI

    Disclaimer (sort of…) Seems like this last week, it’s been…Bob loves me this, and I had Bob’s baby that! All the writers of TheWeirdcrap.com seem to be obsessed with me. Well, I’m just glad Stephen continues to hate my guts as he always has.Oh, and for the record…I AM NOT A TIME TRAVELER! Well, actually…

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