My Robot is Bad
February 22, 2004Humor - 5 Pages - I arrived back at my hotel to find a message had been slipped under my door, but I forget about it because there is also a woman bound up, inverted, and hanging from my ceiling, the ropes covering very little…
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A Touch Bitter and Too Clever by Half
April 6, 2026By Kevin Easter There are parts of yourself that you hold back. You have to keep that part inviolate, hidden. It doesn't matter how much you're "in love" or how much you "trust" your therapist. That part remains. It's your soul, your true name, your…
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The Judgment
March 1, 2006by P.S. Gifford -Strange - 2 Pages - Frank sat there writhing in the uncomfortable old wooden chair and fidgeted awkwardly. "So am I right in assuming Mr. Frank Halford that on the night in question you were drinkin' in the'Tar and Feathers' public drinking…
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Tracy Tenchins
March 15, 20014 Pages Tracy Tenchins by Paul Steven The pedals of the push bike turned slowly as a u-nail spun violently past Sparrow's left ear."Come on mooovvveee," screamed Sparrow pushing down harder on the pedals, his teeth baring like a mad rabid dog. It was no…
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Fake Tan
January 15, 2001Strange - 3 Pages Mary was an attractive girl of nineteen years of age, although she was single and jobless she was never lonely or penniless. Always, Mary had the latest fashionable clothes, no matter what the price. A girl going places or so one…
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When You’re Strange
July 1, 2005By Garion BelEveryone is at least a little odd nowadays, take Bob and I for example, but recently my girlfriend has run into some folks at the coffee shop that are really, really, fucked in the head. The first is a man thing that took…
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Advice For The Creators Of “Lost” Along With Other Nuggets From My Ass
May 27, 2007Megadeth---United AbominationsMoTW---Pan's LabyrinthHere's an idea for the creators of "Lost" that will help make their showbetter:Kill Kate. This past season whenever she was onscreen, I found my eyes wanderingaway from the tv screen, travelling around the room until they came to apeaceful rest on a…
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Felic Navidad…
December 19, 2005Courtney from Maine writes:“Isn’t this just like you to take a holy holiday and the jesus story and shit on it! You should be ashamed.” Courtney:I just call ‘em the way I see ‘em. But since I went a little too far last week, I’ll…
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We All Love Vacation!
March 5, 2025Last week I mentioned that I was going to be on vacation this week, but because I'm me, I changed my mind. I have every right to change my mind because of who I am. Besides, you came her anyway so I might as well…
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The Daring Exploits of Harry Smith,
April 28, 2006Harry Smith looked at the bridge in front of him, swaying to and fro in the gusty breeze. He had traveled for three days straight and now this bridge was the only obstacle with him being reunited with his truest of loves- Hilda Davenport. He…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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