The Black Tunnel
June 8, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - I pulled my blankets off in slow motion. My knees all but buckled under me as I put one foot and then the other on the floor beneath me. I dragged myself to the shower, trying without success to turn…
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Six Arms And A Game Of Pinochle
May 15, 20001 Page Doug had never really liked Ernie. He was an okay guy most times, if a little omnipresent. Maybe it was Doug's fault for always picking him out in a crowd. Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four…
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Fear: Held Against My Will
April 24, 2008Fear will make you do things you would not ordinarily do, I know. This tragic tale happened eight months ago. I use to think that if I moved to an expensive neighborhood, it would be a safer place to live. A picturesque location where…
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Satan and Some Homeless Janitors
February 14, 20004 Pages The rural town of Descourve was a town with a long, uneventful history. A brief stay as county seat is the closest it ever came to dignification. The glory days, though, were now long gone and the ambassadors and dignitaries never came anymore.…
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The Gray of the Streets
February 10, 20252 Pages There was a little girl with thin knees that sat in the back of the stage, behind the curtains, where the audience couldn't see her, watching the dancer with rapt attention. The dance was slow and beautiful, and the poor little girl, for…
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What Is This?
April 20, 2000Q: What's with this Weirdcrap? Where did you get the name and why do you bother? A: Good question, I can best answer your question with a song... But I don't know one. So just forget that first question, it's stupid. The name came from…
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Driving Mr. F*ckhead
May 27, 2005By Garion BelMy girlfriend bought me this great cell phone accessory; an earpiece with a microphone. What-is-it-fucking-called? A Headset.I’ve had some great conversations in my truck lately. People, I find are more likely to call me when I am trying to fucking drive, pissed off…
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Your Support Is Appreciated!
May 22, 2000I would like to thank everyone who sent us email the last few days. Your support is very much appreciated, and we will try our best to satisfy each and every one of you. But not in that way. However, with the good comes the…
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Another Portion of the Parts
May 1, 2006The Sword---"Age of Winters"MoTW---"Hostel"As I ran downstairs to find my father, Geoff, my brother, handed me awad of toilet paper. "The bitch is mine," he whispered as he continuedtoward the kitchen.FIguring he meant one of the hookers I thought nothing about it and wentoutside where…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 32
June 20, 2025Bob did finally get the cue he needed to find Cindy. Deep in his pee-brain, a few neurons started to vibrate. Then, out of the blue, one fired. Like the wire that got his car started, that single spark triggered a cascade: a thought, a…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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