The Adventures of A Dead Duck
February 23, 2005-Humor - 3 Pages - Ick Bollard had waited a long time for this. Longer than he could actually remember. And that was a long time. Ick didn't know how long, because he'd forgotten how to tell the time, but he knew he'd waited a…
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Sharkman’s Demise
October 20, 2025Sharkman's Demise by Lucretia "lady" Randle Caroline was a sweet woman, always giving to others before herself. We all assumed that's why her first 2 marriages failed, they had taken what they needed and moved on. She had 4 beautiful children, and when it was…
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Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part I
March 4, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Prologue Lucas frantically negotiated the narrow stone walkway leading up to the church. Signs indicative of an all-too-familiar happening were not lost him. Rabid mastiffs on his tail prevented him from turning back. Slowing…
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THE SURFER
April 3, 2008For my wife and I the county of Cornwall was an ideal holiday location. Situated in the far west of England, its rugged shores and spectacular beaches had always produced the most memorable times for us. Like many other tourists, part of our affection…
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A Balloon Animal With Pizza Feet
August 19, 2008I had a headache the size of Mount Rushmore. What made it all the more worser was the fact that my head was smaller than usual that day. I don't know how it happens-sometimes I fall asleep in front of the open window and the…
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12 days of rehab
December 19, 2000Frank Furter from Osage Beach:How come everytime I play basketball they keep scoring goals because the goalie isnt doing anything. He has 3 white balls, a carrot nose and nog long stick arms and still isn't blocking the goals. The ball also weighs 15 pounds…
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God Angry at America?
February 8, 2006by Saint Garion's friend Ket DarbySo I have heard some people claim that the recient disasters in America were proof that God was mad at the US, and more specailly New Orleans. I must say that it's a load of horse poo. You ever read…
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P.S Gifford’s webpage
October 25, 2007PerceptionBy P.S. GiffordThe grey walled, windowless, auditorium, full of first year fidgety psychology students, went silent as the lights were dimmed.Professor Henderson, standing behind a podium at the front of the class, cleared his throat into the microphone, which echoed through the room. A hundred…
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I finally had my first show!!!
August 21, 2024Of course, the first show didn't go off without a hitch, but I performed to the best of my ability, and I think the people in the audience were very appreciative. I was scared that the crowd wold be like the crowds in the go…
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A Christmas Miracle!!!
December 20, 2023I was very depressed the last few days. I couldn't help but wonder why some of the girls I work with get such nice stuff like virtually rust free Festiva's and double-wide trailer's with almost all the windows intact. But what about me? I'm a…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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