Walk in the Front Door
September 15, 20011 Page The perfect juxtaposition. The perfect over use of a word describing something so simple, some so beautifully clichéd, a contrast not of senses, but of conclusions, real and inferred. For Eli, the sign, the neon words burned into the atmosphere around him, "No…
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The Ringing of the Bells
September 1, 2025-Strange - 9 Pages - The Ringing of the Bells: Part I The city of Laketown was awakened abruptly by the ringing of the bells. A thunderous roar resounded across the entire city, from the West wall to the Lake Gate and Fish Port. Every…
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How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance
May 18, 2026Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this:…
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Death To All Smurfs
October 11, 20044 Pages Introduction by Kenneth Keller It was a sad spring day in the forest. All the animals had gone away. The sky was full of mist and the air was permeated with the now familiar scent of death. Hatred was breathing again in the…
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The Do It Yourselfer
April 5, 2006Humor - 4 Pages - "When we finally came to rest, I was spread-eagled over an obese, senile naked lady in a lake of diarrhea.." I'm proud of the fact that I'm self sufficient in the ED. And it irritates the fire out of me…
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Harry Husker is jealous God!
May 11, 2009This time he has gone too far. One advantage of writing my column on Sunday night is I can read the nonsensical dribble that appears each week on the “Lunatic Ravings” column by Stephen Johnson and I do not appreciate him making fun of religion!…
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Glenn Liechtenstein
March 15, 2026“I gotta find some new old shit to send Bob or else I’m going to have to write some new shit, because otherwise he is going to run out of shit in 2-3 months.” “And then what happens?” my imaginary friend Glenn Liechtenstein asked. “And…
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He’s Back!
January 19, 2024Nice to be back. I woke up after a nasty hangover and I'm in a pile of rags at Jerome's Place. "You're telling me, you found me wondering around outside in my pajamas, in a snowstorm and I've been sleeping here for four days?" "Yup,…
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The Journey To HR, Part 44!
January 25, 2025“Of course, I told him no. He was wet and greasy and his hair was a little bit on fire.”“Just like the typical Bob,” I muttered. “Yep, sounds just like Bob,” said the HR lady.Star Child Two didn't say anything but started humming something that…
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I Have A Sad Story To Tell You
November 5, 2022I have a sad story to tell you. But first, remember you can ASK BOB any question you want…I have a degree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. As Autumn ends, my two month battle against leaves is coming to a close. You see, my house is surrounded by…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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