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The Box

February 18, 2002

Concept byStephen Johnson Written byBob Senitram 3 Pages Chapter 1 - Scarring Girls I closed my eyes as soon as I opened them. The sun was way too bright. I lay there on the grass thinking, "This is kinda nice, now what was I doing…

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The Serial Killer Next Door

June 27, 2011

The Serial Killer Next Door by P.S. Gifford © 2005________________________________________“There is a serial killer living next door,” Fred tried to explain. “What?” His half asleep wife Hilda replied from their deluxe queen four poster bed.“I said there is a serial killer living next door.” “Go…

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Ziontology

June 20, 2004

By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The…

Deli

Deli

January 16, 2004

By D. Harlan Wilson The cashier is wearing a necklace that is supporting his late girlfriend's bleeding heart. He strangled her during his lunch break after she admitted she had been sleeping with the deli's sandwich maker. After strangling her, he calmly used a butcher's…

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The Do It Yourselfer

April 5, 2006

Humor - 4 Pages - "When we finally came to rest, I was spread-eagled over an obese, senile naked lady in a lake of diarrhea.." I'm proud of the fact that I'm self sufficient in the ED. And it irritates the fire out of me…

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Just a bit o’ the chills

June 5, 2007

Before I tell you about the rock that fell from the sky, a little history is appropriate.That rock, now being studied by scientists was the result of a collision that occurred millennia ago. It wasn’t the same collision described earlier, but as luck would have…

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Jerome Steps In…

January 12, 2024

Dear friends TheWeirdcrap.com and the Ask Bob column. This Jerome, Bob's very bestest friend! Bob ain't writing this week's column for two reasons. One, he done crashed the site this last Tuesday night. And then there's reason number two: on account he had some sort…

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My Halloween Gift To You (That Took A Really, Really Long Time To Do)

October 29, 2022

All work and no play makes Stephen a dull boy. All work and no play makes Stephen a dull boy. All work and no play makes Stephen a dull boy. All work and no play makes Stephen a dull boy. All work and no play…

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The Plight- Audio adpation.

February 1, 2008

http://www.psgifford.com/Sounds/BSAP_ThePlight.mp3This was done by the very talented folks over at www.brokensea.comENJOY!Paul

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Top Ten Of Two Thousand And Ten

January 1, 2011

Firewind---The PremonitionMoTW---CenturionWell, another year has gone by and I want to thank each and everyone ofmy multitude of fans for their support and donations. It's really kindof appreciated, so kind of appreciated that I really don't want to findthe words to show how kind of…

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TheWeirdcrap News!

April 21, 2024

Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…

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What is This?!

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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