Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought
December 4, 20042 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…
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Surprise Package
July 17, 2022- Sci-Fi - 1 Page - The crying was to be expected. The girls, after all, were only six years old and, despite their enhanced intelligence and intensive training, were still emotionally immature. And identical siblings often formed unusually strong bonds. In addition to leaving…
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One way to get on TV
July 27, 2010Preface: the types of people in Iloilo City, Philippines are,1)Homebodies2)Gangsters3)Those looking for work4)Those not looking for work5)Scammers6)Hotheads7)Your average drunk trying to make some money and have agood time acting as an English teacher8)And the rich I pretty much fell into category 7 of those types…
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MAP OF AMERICA
August 7, 2011Strange - 21 Pages - I’d always loved maps. In fact the walls of my office at home were covered with them. Almost every part of the globe was represented there with some areas even being duplicated as I acquired an occasional historical map. …
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Racing With The Moon
December 21, 2005-Strange - 14 Pages - As she opened the door, it was like entering a crypt sealed to life. The smell of death permeated her nostrils. The thick dust, was like snow piling up from a storm. Petrified cake lay where the boy had left…
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Himalayan Adventures
August 11, 2024I am returned. And just so everybody knows, I accidentally hit “send” too early whenever I sent that note back to Bob’s pickles. Eggs. Whatever. And I only had one shot. What the note should have said is, “No column this week, it is time-bound…
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I’ll Spank Your Monkey!
June 19, 2005Planet P Project---"Pink World"MoTW---"Vampires Anonymous"I'm kind of bummed out because all the support I showed for MichaelJackson last week was for naught. For some reason I'm not considered oneof his true supporters or fans since I never received an invitation tohis party. Is that the…
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My Thanksgiving Present!
November 29, 2023I got a present at work on Thanksgiving!! It was a fairly slow day at the bar, what with everyone celebrating the holiday with their families, but since I am so dedicated the owner gave me a old wooden skateboard so I wouldn't have to…
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The Journey To HR, Part 41!
January 4, 2025He who agreed and who we were pointing out just a bit earlier walked towards us, dragging something behind him. It made that familiar wet and sloshy sound.“Hey, Stephen!” he said as he tried to shake off whatever was caught on his feet.“Jerome?” I asked,…
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Those Stupid Things They Do Are Stupid
September 18, 2021I heard from someone somewhere about a new program or something that the kids today are posting moving pictures of them doing things and making other people join in the fun. So stupid!There's one where people stack milk crates on top of each other and…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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