Binkle Bunny in Dead People Taste Funny
April 4, 2001Andrew R.A. Owen - Humor - 6 Pages - The sun was setting over the Cummy Todge public house and a gentle wind whistled across the grass plains. Binkle Bunny sat outside on a bench, the fading light glistening off his metal parts and in…
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Hershel’s Great Journey
April 29, 2024Hershel's Great Journey by Randy Bone Hershel was a bug. He had always been a bug and, for all he knew, he would always be a bug. Now I've got nothing against bugs mind you. Not unless you count the way they buzz around in…
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The Evil Lesbians
April 20, 2003Part One: Evil Humor - 2 Pages - In the far distant future, a band of Lesbians landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated their bodies, turning some of them to evil! Ajax, a pretty lesbian, but not one…
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Bacon Becomes Her
October 17, 20043 Pages "Brenda's a pig!" "Roger! Aren't you two engaged?" Tim paused mid-sip. "That's your fiancé you're talking about." "I know, I know." Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on his shirtsleeve. "But she is." "She got one…
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A Deal with the Devil
October 2, 2009"Wh...what am I doing here?" John asked as he reached the checkpoint. "Let's see," the guard said, leafing through a thick notebook. "Ah, John Sedgewick. Here it is. Says here you cheated on your wife." "Well, to be fair, she cheated on me first," John…
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A Mention Or Bacon Pizza With Gutters And Pink Balls?
March 29, 2015Pat Travers---Retro Rocket MoTW---Fury While farting around on the internet looking for a local Little Caesar's because I had an urge for 3 1/2 feet of bacon, I visited Metsblog and noticed something very interesting. Someone mentioned "Lunatic Ravings"! Ok, it wasn't a mention of…
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The Block Party: Part 3
September 10, 2006Iron Maiden---"A Matter of Life and Death"MoTW---"Goldfinger"I heard the music, that happy clown music. I saw nothing. I kept hearing the music getting louder and louder. I still saw nothing. The music was quite loud now, so loud that geese flying overhead wereexploding.Finally I saw…
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The Daring Exploits of Harry Smith,
April 28, 2006Harry Smith looked at the bridge in front of him, swaying to and fro in the gusty breeze. He had traveled for three days straight and now this bridge was the only obstacle with him being reunited with his truest of loves- Hilda Davenport. He…
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A Helping Hand to Britney
December 5, 2006Rob Zombie---"Educated Horses" MoTW---"Freak Out" A couple few years ago, I offered Britney Spears the chance to converse with me, probably so that I could offer her guidance and support. I say probably since I really can't recall the real reason why, but guidance and…
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Not My Idea
May 7, 2011The Steve Miller Band---Let Your Hair Down MoTW---Critters 3 I have to thank a Mets site (which I won't mention) for keeping me up onthe news, especially with what happened this past Sunday/Monday. If I didn't do my normal, everyday visit, I wouldn't have known…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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