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DESTINY OF THE BONES

May 24, 2006

by Bradley Mason Hamlin -Strange - 1 Page - Ace looked at the sun with his eyes semi-protected by black shades. For a moment he wondered if he could tell the time from the position the big ball held in the sky. He shrugged his…

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A Cream Filled Existence

November 15, 2001

5 Pages I watched his pudgy face devour the ho-ho. The cream filled kind. The tubby little man did not even stop to savor the ho-ho; I wasn't even sure he was enjoying it. He didn't love the ho-ho. I loved the ho-ho. He just…

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The Janitors Puppies

April 27, 2008

I am the janitor at the McShwartz School for mentally ill children. 'Nuff said. Every day I watch kids come in, and they most likely won't come out in the same physical state they went in.  That happened to one kid, and when his father,…

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Progress

May 9, 2004

Sci-Fi - 5 Pages - Dr. Anne Patterson stepped from the ship with reticence. After a three-month journey, they'd finally arrived. She hadn't been sure what to expect, but it certainly wasn't the beauty that greeted her. Where Earth had so long been covered with…

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Sandcastles

December 16, 2021

-Strange - 11 Pages - This story begins in the age of myth. It was a time when demons haunted nights, mushrooms housed gnomes, and knights fought dragons. I wasn’t just Anthony, I was Sir Anthony. I had just begun the fourth grade at a…

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Reality or Delusion?

May 26, 2024

I was drinking rum and Djarjar juice with Schmelnoz in the 17th dimension the other night—actually it was technically the 175/8ths dimension, but let’s not split hairs—and he said something that I’ve been thinking about ever since. He said it is well known among most…

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Just Another Day

December 4, 2022

Well, I spent hours this week on my story about the History of the Earth to help explain why dogs eat their own poo. But I didn't like the direction of this last installment, so I fired the leading character and a rewrite will show…

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The Planckojiffy

April 7, 2024

The shortest unit of time recognized by The Interuniversal Transdimensional Time Travel Council of Geneva, Wisconsin (or ITTTC) is the Planckojiffy*. And the reason that the Planckojiffy is the shortest recognized unit of time is because the Planckojiffy just so also happens to be the…

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My Drinking Habit…

May 1, 2022

Since I do work in a go go bar, a lot of the patrons ask me what it takes to get me drunk. I can tell you truthfully, it doesn't take much!! I met my husband Ralph while standing in line at a grocery store.…

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I’m Finally Set Free Due To A Stupid Family Tragedy

June 6, 2009

Chickenfoot---ChickenfootMoTW---Ninja CheerleadersFinally the day came when the woman decided to let me out of thebasement and it only took a nasty accident for this to happen.The woman's stepsister decided to cut the grass last week and alsodecided to clear out the grass clog from the…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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