Random Strange Fiction

Kenny the Koala

Kenny the Koala 2: Electric Boogaloo

February 5, 2000

By Jon Stephenson "Oh, Kenny," she said, as the tears streamed down her face. "I just saw the most horrible thing! I saw those human animals in the woods and they had these big yellow things with them!"

The whole story...
five tiny dwarves

Five Tiny Dwarves, a Circle, a Cat, and the Girl Who Saw it All

July 18, 2003

- Strange - 4 Pages - Part I The little girl found a nice place in the grass and sat down near the stream. The sun was setting and the faint smell of a forest fire filled her nostrils. "A full moon!" she said aloud,…

The whole story...
The Dance

THE DANCE

August 15, 2011

Sci-fi - 17 Pages - The sun fell like a hammer into the once turquoise sea and darkness was upon us in an instant. Of course the night offered no protection from those who sought to destroy us, as they already knew where, if not…

The whole story...
Life After Life

Life After Life

October 6, 2025

by Colin Blalock If you died, and after you were already dead someone said, "excuse me sir/ma'am, you're dead", what would be the first thing that came to mind that you wish you had done before you died? Me, I wish I had sailed around…

The whole story...
simple story of human reproduction

A Simple Story About Human Reproduction

June 12, 2008

 From what I understand, it took only six and a half seconds for my first son, Zachary, to fall from the bedroom window of our third story apartment to the ground below.  This fact has always provided me with a mild level of comfort.  Seeing…

The whole story...

Random Columns

psycho sermons

Sumthin’ to do after Christmas

January 15, 2002

Dear Bel,I have been a little bored lately. Mostly because I have been low on cash from the holidays, so I thought I could start stalking people. I imagine that it is a lot of fun and really cheap! (If you pack a lunch) Can…

I'm interested, I'll read more...
Spamrider image

The AI “Revolution”

August 3, 2025

A reader recently asked me about the future of AI. Now I have to be very careful here. Because if I spill the beans too much I could cause some serious trouble. In fact, America may now be speeding its way into a dystopian authoritarian…

I'm interested, I'll read more...
chick shit

A Special Surprise!

June 28, 2023

Good thing our webmaster decided to take a little time off since I promised a special surprise which I wouldn't have been able to pull off!!! I told Ralph that I wanted to do something special for my readers and he came up with the…

I'm interested, I'll read more...
ask bob image

My Exposed Adventure in the Forbidden Time Zone: PART X

January 10, 2025

Finally, Bob was back. But not in the way he had imagined. Previously, in Forbidden Time Zone, Bob had been recruited to fix a problem—one that seemed both monumental and impossible. The world he had entered wasn’t real. It was a simulation—a twisted version of…

I'm interested, I'll read more...
Lunatic Ravings Image

The Mad Dearth of Jerome

September 12, 2005

Demons & Wizards---"Touched By the Crimson King"MoTW---"The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra"You've just gotta get that movie listed above and check it out. It's oneof those flicks where you don't have to just watch it but can kindaparticipate with a lovely little drinking game. Go get…

I'm interested, I'll read more...

It’s All About Us!

flaming newpaper

The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

Read More

What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

Read More