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Strange Stories

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  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…
  • Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
    by dovinmelhee
    Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee ————— There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete. But then the impossible happened. The being thought of something…
  • White Room
    by Lee Sentes
    -Strange – 2 Pages – The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white. The door opened. A robot entered. “Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon.” The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. “Warden Friend,” he returned sternly. “I hope you…
  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…

Columns

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  • The Last Poodle on Earth
    by Spamrider
    I haven’t wanted to write about this because the wound is still fresh, but unfortunately my Time Portal got destroyed. It was that damn Poodle that I rescued from The Future. Even though I haven’t been writing about it lately I’ve been quite busy with the old Time Portal. Because what I finally realized is…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 112!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Bob sat up. “Where am I?” he asked. “My office,” the HR lady said, quickly hiding the needles behind her back. “Wow,” Bob said, rubbing his head with logged fingers. “The last thing I remember is getting repeatedly shot in the head with a machine gun.” We moved closer to hear more. “Yeah…..I remember the…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 6
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, before you do… Bob finished up his report and went back to Virginia to complete his training. A few days later, he’s watching the news in his room when a story catches his attention… “Jennifer Statlin, the daughter of Senator Statlin is reported as missing, and is now believed…
  • Some Good Words to Know
    by Spamrider
    They say that knowledge is power, but that doesn’t mean it keeps the lights on. Regardless, for this week’s column I have compiled a list of good words to know in today’s political climate, along with their relevant Webster’s definitions. Considering where being smart or telling the truth is liable to get you these days…

Memes

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Random Strange Stories

  • The Adventure of Cascadilla and Perkchip

    Chapter 1 I’m sorry,” said Shantulopukobeebee, “but I am no longer the man you want to marry.”Cascadilla gently placed the half-eaten chicken nugget on the Louis 20th solid silver gold oblong plate. A single tear formed in the corner of her left eye. Don’t you love me anymore?” she managed to belch out.She picked up…

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  • Fabrications of Deranged Idiosyncracy

    Part 1: A Family Feud Government officials and those who remember the event, well, seem to agree that the boiling point, at least in the Smith house, occurred on a Sunday morning on the 12th of April. The location was Cory’s room. Cory’s pit. Cory’s revolting cesspool. Mary Ann Smith, the mother of a sloth-like,…

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  • Eat Pete

    -Humor – 5 Pages – Mary Beth awoke with a start. “What the fu…,” she said, groggily. She looked around and realized immediately that it had been a dream. But what a strange dream it was. Stranger than most, to be sure. Not necessarily a nightmare; more of a disturbance. After all, it’s not often…

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  • Bacon Becomes Her

    “Brenda’s a pig!” “Roger! Aren’t you two engaged?” Tim paused mid-sip. “That’s your fiancé you’re talking about.” “I know, I know.” Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on his shirtsleeve. “But she is.” “She got one of them cute little corkscrew tails on her ass?” asked Tim, invoking…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • We All Love Vacation!

    Last week I mentioned that I was going to be on vacation this week, but because I’m me, I changed my mind. I have every right to change my mind because of who I am. Besides, you came her anyway so I might as well write something so that you can go on with your…

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  • Shit Schmelnoz Says, Part 102!!

    Schmelnoz says the problem with Americans is that the vast majority of us spend our lives jealous of how the other half lives, all the while not realizing that to most of the rest of the world we are the other half.

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  • I Don’t Like SOME Geeks

    Amplifier–Mystoria MoTW–Malibu Beach A couple weeks ago, someone from corporate sent me an email asking if I wanted a design on my column. I immediately wrote back stating that I would be more than happy to see a new design, something that would bring my posts into the 21st century. As to be expected, I…

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  • My Exposed Adventure in the Forbidden Time Zone: PART X

    Finally, Bob was back. But not in the way he had imagined. Previously, in Forbidden Time Zone, Bob had been recruited to fix a problem—one that seemed both monumental and impossible. The world he had entered wasn’t real. It was a simulation—a twisted version of Earth created by the Institute of New Beginnings, where the…

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  • Strange Dreams Part III

    The strange dreams continue: I was going thru my morning rush routine trying to get ready for class. In this dream I was in college, but instead of living in the basement apartment like I did in real life, I had a nice little one bedroom house. Munching on a handful of Cheerios without milk,…

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