The Bell Tower
July 29, 20242 Pages Our story begins deep in the heart of Terrebonne High, where a dark secret lies, waiting for a not-so-bright student like Marsha Johnson to come along and knock at its door. Many years ago some strange events happened at this high school. Please…
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The Return Of Mr. Sockforahead
June 15, 2001Strange - 4 Pages - Daniel stood before the mirror in his rumpled suit. It didn't fit him as well as it used to - he'd lost some weight. He slicked back his thinning dark hair and straightened his clip-on tie. Today was special; today…
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Death of a Sock Puppet
February 15, 20001 Page Daniel attempted to smile at the group of young children seated before him on confetti-strewn carpet. This was his fifth Birthday party gig this week, and each had been a disaster. He crossed his fingers and prayed that Mr. Sockforahead could keep it…
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The Not-So Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe
August 21, 2003Joe Poe had pretty much been dealt a bum hand in the game of life. He was the bastard son of a Black Jewish harelipped paraplegic circus midget. Amazingly though, Joe appeared pretty much normal—at least physically. The only noticeable characteristic he inherited from his…
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Witches of Rascar Pablo – The Complete Novel
November 4, 2024We are excited to present a unique addition to TheWeirdcrap.com: the complete novel, "Witches of Rascar Pablo", submitted by Kristopher Lawrence. Previously published in separate installments, we’re now providing links to the entire novel for your convenience. Kristopher has a special connection to our website;…
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Strange Happenings at Crack Whore Village…
April 12, 2024Last week, I was telling Jerome the story about how his new apartment at crack whore village became vacant…. One morning, Jackie, who lived downstairs from me (Jerome's new place), had come to my apartment and asked me to check in on Cindy, my other…
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Now I’m A Fan I Guess?
May 27, 2023“I take a seat, it’s a tight fit.......”. That's pretty funny. It's not like Bob CAN'T fit nicely into a cat litter box, no matter its size. See, he's a tiny man!But that's not the big thing here. I guess I'm going to have to…
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Catch Up e-mail
April 16, 2021(Originally posted on 04/11/2007) I’ve decided to catch up on some e-mail.___________________________________ Dear Saint Garion, Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Thanks, ~Eric Dear Eric, The answer is simple: It’s because you get to…
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The Present
July 30, 2022Guess I'll just talk about the present this week. I did remember something from our glorious past earlier this week, but forgot what it was. Must be age catching up or that nasty head wound that still leaks a little and it's been awhile now.…
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Is Christmas really the most wonderful time of the year?
December 20, 2006My initial response is YES! Last year, I found my own religion and I found the Jesus…So I say YES! But then my lady reminded me that I should be more scientific. Not "Suzie-Q" my "inflatable friend," my real old lady. Seemed like a good idea, plus I wouldn't want to force…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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