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Strange Stories

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  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…
  • THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
    by Craig Snyder
    The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe I’m going to be re-elected,” he whimpered brokenly. The day had dawned so calm and fresh, like…
  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…

Columns

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  • The Blind Robbing The Blind
    by Spamrider
    If you’re an observant person one of the many things you will observe is how utterly unobservant most people are. You could literally rob them blind if you had a mind to, if that’s the sort of person you were. Another thing you tend to observe as an observant person is people getting robbed blind…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 13!
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, and then some… Hopalong, aka Stephen burst thru the door with a gun pointed at the head of Bob’s trainer from the academy. “Nameless trainer guy, wwwwwwww-what are you doing here?” Bob says, surprised. “You think Benson would trust your sorry ass in this case! He sent me down…
  • Stupid
    by Spamrider
    People say this is the stupidest timeline and truth be told they aren’t that far off from being correct. But there is at least one even stupider*.  I know because I got stuck in it one time. Now at this point you may be thinking to yourself, “This guy sure gets himself stuck in a…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 118!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The HR lady looked down at Bob. “You want what?” she asked. “New feets!” Bob said, pointing at his feetless legs. She mumbled and grumbled as she walked over to her desk and picked up the phone. A few minutes later, a door flew open and a group of uniformed workers strolled in, surrounded Bob,…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • Functional Family

    2 Pages Writers struggle for the right words, the right feeling. It isn’t always easy and often, life is a series of struggles that have to be overcome. For one young writer, his family shares in his downfall. Wichita Lineman by Glen Campbell is slowly coming to an end in this idyllic setting. The strings…

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  • Only On Jupiter

    Only on Jupiter by Ed Bread -Strange – 5 Pages – Mistakes happen. I left the heater on. It was my fault. I admit it. No one was hurt. At least I have that on my side. So, while the cops and judges and whoever sort the details, I’m forced to live out here in…

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  • Shoes

    by Henry Seaward-Shannon My cousin June’s kids, Daisy and Graham, were in the kitchen one day and they noticed something odd on the calendar. Their mother had drawn a deer wearing a lumberjack hat next to the date for the following day. In the evening they watched their mother very closely to see signs of…

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  • LIFE FACTORY

    LIFE FACTORY Here comes one. I wonder what he’s thinking about. He’s got to be around twenty-seven I suppose and the smart casual dress gives a hint of lower clerical day duties. As he approached I got ready to merge with him and soon I’d begin to experience his mind.     As he passed my…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Immigration, beer drinking, and everything in-between

    Like everything, politicians have made the immigration thing a thousand times more complicated than it needs to be. Because I’m a nice guy, I’ll provide a simple model of how to fix it. Keep in mind, this is off the top of my head so some details will need to be worked out. First, take…

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  • An Appointment to Remember

    An Appointment to Remember This is the sixth episode from the rather gripping, yet wholly fictitious, absolutely imaginary, completely without any doubt what so ever fabricated, based on characters spawned from the rather unsavory mind of the even more unsavory author, appointment series. For those of you who are far more observant that should be…

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  • Another Stupid Column

    Since I haven’t written anything live in awhile I figured I’d better throw in a new column for this week because if I don’t do that every once in awhile then Bob is going to run out of material and then my column will be just like Chick Shit and now apparently also Lunatic Ravings…kaput.…

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  • Butt Itch of the Day

    Dear Garion, Work has gotten worse. My project ended on July 1 but the extended it to the 8th so that the management (and I use the term in the loosest sense possible) could talk about transition of my areas duties to the other available areas. I still haven’t been told what my job (if…

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  • What Happened At The Funeral Home

    Scorpions—Sting In The Tail MoTW—The House Of The Devil Luckily for me. the funeral home wasn't too far away and I was able tosqueeze my legs together so no pee would escape, kind of like the womanwho forgot it was that time o' the month and had run out of money socouldn't buy something to…

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