Morning Bells
February 10, 2003Strange - 13 Pages Some days, especially Sunday, no one comes in. If I didn’t work here, neither would I. I find Sundays especially gloomy – but I don’t know why. The sun could be shining, and the world would open wide with a smile,…
The whole story...
Kenny the Koala 2: Electric Boogaloo
February 5, 2000By Jon Stephenson "Oh, Kenny," she said, as the tears streamed down her face. "I just saw the most horrible thing! I saw those human animals in the woods and they had these big yellow things with them!"
The whole story...
I Was A Teenage DJ
July 3, 2023Yup, I was a teenage DJ. NOTE: Due to a shortage of submissions, I'm posting a biographical story taken from four Ask Bob columns, written a year ago. If you would like to share your fiction with the world, click this link to submit a…
The whole story...
The Race
September 11, 2008Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done…
The whole story...
Ziontology
June 20, 2004By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The…
The whole story...
Yvonne’s Crazy Advice is a Cut Above the Rest!
December 4, 2024Another week of pathetic Email from with one person saying I have crazy advice. The nerve! I'm just trying to help people like you, who are begging me to help with their pitiful lives. I'm not complaining. I'm just stating a simple fact. Good thing…
I'm interested, I'll read more...
Bastard F*ck Demon of the Storms
June 10, 2005This weekend was supposed to have been a fucking camping weekend. The plan was that we would go and, well, chill the fuck out. No work, just sun, fishing, drinking, and maybe some naked frizz bee on the beach at night. Which really freaks out…
I'm interested, I'll read more...
CRESENT + FRESH = BOB!
September 3, 2013"Rayo" writes:Is you fresh? Dear Rayo, Funny you should ask. Just a few weeks ago Stephen Johnson (Lunatic Ravings) was questioning my sincerity of my claims of Cresent Fresh-osity. But I am very “Crest-at-Best” and nothing demonstrates this more than the time I switched to…
I'm interested, I'll read more...
The killer bees of Hippie Park, 1969
March 29, 2010Follow bob on twitter orask bob a question! Yes there is a bump on my forehead! It’s just a pimple…I think. Perhaps it will grow into a third eye or something. One can only hope. Speaking of third eyes, reminds me of hippies. And hippies…
I'm interested, I'll read more...
The Journey To HR, Part 67!
July 26, 2025I looked around for an avenue of escape as the ninjas closed in. In the distance I spotted what I was looking for. I ran. The ninjas followed. When I got close enough, I dove. I grabbed the still-flaming box. I threw it towards the…
I'm interested, I'll read more...
The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
Read More
What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
Read More