RATS, REDNECKS, & RETRIBUTION
February 9, 2026by ROB ROSEN -Strange - 3 Pages - "Think we lost 'em, Cletus?" "Yep, Jeb. Think so. They ain't never gonna find us up here. Countryside's too dense and thick." "Kinda like you, Cletus, huh?" His brother jabbed him in the ribs as they maneuvered…
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The Manhood Test
July 21, 2025Note from the Editor: The Manhood Test was written back in 2000, before virtual reality was invented. Jonathan looked out of place among the other boys in his crowd. for one thing, he did not wear glasses. Thanks to years of computer use, most children…
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Binkle Bunny in Dead People Taste Funny
April 4, 2001Andrew R.A. Owen - Humor - 6 Pages - The sun was setting over the Cummy Todge public house and a gentle wind whistled across the grass plains. Binkle Bunny sat outside on a bench, the fading light glistening off his metal parts and in…
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Work It
January 15, 2009Work It Danny put the exercise video in, took a deep breath, then pushed play on the remote. In moments Johnny Black was on the screen surrounded by his troupe of girls, all of them ready to sweat to the rhythm of cheesy bebop music.…
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Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought
December 4, 20042 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 24
April 18, 2025The Forbidden Time Zone has a lot of moving parts, so let’s take a moment to step back and connect everything. It was 2015-and-something, when Bob creates what he believes to be an altered timeline of a simulated version of his past life. His goal?…
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My Big Baby!!!
January 10, 2024Well, my baby has grown to almost 4 feet tall!!! It's amazing how much it's grown in only two short weeks!! I don't know if it's because of the breast feeding or the fact that we live in the woods, but something strange and marvelous…
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Strange Dreams Part III
May 26, 2023The strange dreams continue: I was going thru my morning rush routine trying to get ready for class. In this dream I was in college, but instead of living in the basement apartment like I did in real life, I had a nice little one…
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Children of the Corn, or Children of the Cornhuskers…
January 23, 2022On my last trip I was in Nebraska, and I did come across some children that had turned to evil! And as everyone knows all Nebraska children are born cornhuskers and are therefore children of the corn. And yes, as Stephen mentioned, I did have…
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Blue Moon
August 28, 2006BY P.S.GIFFORD“Now class, as I am sure most of you know, a blue moon is the name given to a full moon appearing twice in a month. As a full moon happens every twenty-nine days, and months, with the exception of February have thirty or…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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