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Wrestling with Mr USA
November 27, 2008Wrestling with Mr. USA By Gary Kolb My match for the Saturday matinee at the Vineland Arena was with a newcomer from Brooklyn New York who performed under the name of Mister USA Paul Naples. We knew little about him. My promoter told me…
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June 6, 2009A half assed tale of unfinished business "Damn!" He spat, frozen in mid stride, he glared at the headline. He then continued to walk down the street, muttering to himself and God as he chewed more than smoked the butt end of a camel non…
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April 27, 2008I am the janitor at the McShwartz School for mentally ill children. 'Nuff said. Every day I watch kids come in, and they most likely won't come out in the same physical state they went in. That happened to one kid, and when his father,…
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March 15, 20014 Pages Tracy Tenchins by Paul Steven The pedals of the push bike turned slowly as a u-nail spun violently past Sparrow's left ear."Come on mooovvveee," screamed Sparrow pushing down harder on the pedals, his teeth baring like a mad rabid dog. It was no…
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September 15, 2025by Aluric Dai 1 Page There was very little left towards the end of time. A great chaos had taken the people, some say a plague. Others just war. Life was different than it had been. Now the people no longer fought for their lives…
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Cancelled?
April 16, 2000I recently found out that "Beverly Hills 90210" is going to be cancelled!!!!! What??!!!! It seems like only yesterday that this groundbreaking television show began. I can remember me and my friends gathering around the tv every Monday night in order to see what that…
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December 12, 2008The Dentist VisitBy P.S.Gifford.It was on Sunday night when it happened. Whilst I was watching the latest Hallmark movie on CBS, and doing the crying that always accompanies such an experience. I was nibbling on a rather tasty bit of Brie when a crown managed…
I'm interested, I'll read more...Day One Of The Trip You Could Care Less About
August 5, 2007Within Temptation---The Heart of EverythingMoTW---Hot FuzzSo I've been thinking about this for the last couple days and have cometo the decision that nobody really wants to hear about the three dayroad trip we took early last week.It was a typical trip, we left on Sunday…
I'm interested, I'll read more...The Forbidden Time Zone: PART 15- Cindy’s Story
February 14, 2025Cindy's mind stopped for a moment as she froze, her heart hammering in her chest as her eyes locked onto Bob’s form—outside his body. He was no longer tethered to the mortal world, just as she had once been. She had no words, no explanations,…
I'm interested, I'll read more...The Secret Formula That Keeps Your Underwear White!
April 11, 2009Mastodon---Crack The SkyeMoTW---JCVDI was going to continue my rant about the goateed wonderboy but guess Iwon't since he's too gutless to tell us why I can't read. I was thinking about this while waiting for my semi-annual haircut todayso I picked up an issue of…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
Read MoreWhat Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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