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Strange Stories

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  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…
  • THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
    by Craig Snyder
    The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe I’m going to be re-elected,” he whimpered brokenly. The day had dawned so calm and fresh, like…
  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…

Columns

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  • Stupid
    by Spamrider
    People say this is the stupidest timeline and truth be told they aren’t that far off from being correct. But there is at least one even stupider*.  I know because I got stuck in it one time. Now at this point you may be thinking to yourself, “This guy sure gets himself stuck in a…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 118!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The HR lady looked down at Bob. “You want what?” she asked. “New feets!” Bob said, pointing at his feetless legs. She mumbled and grumbled as she walked over to her desk and picked up the phone. A few minutes later, a door flew open and a group of uniformed workers strolled in, surrounded Bob,…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 12!
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense…I think… In a peaceful Tennessee home sits 90 year old man, drinking a nice cup of caffeine free tea while flipping thru his high school year book from 19-somthing-or-another. He comes to the picture of one of his friends who has long since passed. “Look at that, dead for…
  • 1984
    by Spamrider
    I once jumped back to the year 1984 and met myself as a young man. I don’t know why I did it.  I haven’t even done it yet. I just remember this old man coming up to me and asking me for a smoke. “I don’t smoke,” I told him. “That’s ok,” he said.  “Neither…

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Random Strange Stories

  • The Sallow Tallow Man

    The Sallow Tallow Man by Joshua Blanc Oliver had just opened up shop for the morning, and was starting up his various processes in anticipation of another lucrative day. He lit a lamp, which cast flickering light onto dim and greasy surfaces. Every morning there would be a fresh delivery of animal fat from the…

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  • Decomposition

    腐乱 Decomposition By Kadath Bird & Chie Sakaguchi “Since the day we bit into the fruits of the knowledge of good and evil, mankind has known that they will only damn themselves with their own ability to create..” 地獄 (Hell) They called me cancer. As the centuries passed, it became ever more true. Patches of…

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  • The Curious Fate of Sebastian Street

    -Strange – 1 Page – As Sebastian Street laid there in his hospital bed, he realized his time was quickly fleeting. At only 50 years old he had managed beat many obstacles in this life…But there was no way could bribe or out maneuver the rampant prostate cancer that fate had callously dealt him. Yet,…

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  • Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part II

    Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Chapter 7: Death of a Cop Tal violación,castigada con fuego y azufre,a menudo se tratasimplemente con azufre. Such a violation,punishable by fire and brimstone,is often dealt withsimply by brimstone. 7:57 pm Thursday, May 18, 1984 (PDT)Grants Pass, Oregon “Aaaaaargh…” Carlos groaned as he awoke.…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The Journey To HR, Part 88!

    I was now surrounded by sand. Nothing but sand. Sand, sand and more sand. I saw a figure in the distance. It seemed to be running towards me. So I waited. The figure finally reached me. It was an old lady. She looked at me and then touched my forehead with her hands. “WHAT THE…

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  • A terrible predicament

    I have just been in a terrible predicament, A tight spot which I am sure will make the strongest stomached of readers wince. A dilemma which I have also considered but never dared to consider would happen. Well happen it did. I was busying myself in the kitchen preparing my pot of coffee, tomorrow’s lunch…

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  • I’m Finally Set Free Due To A Stupid Family Tragedy

    Chickenfoot—Chickenfoot MoTW—Ninja Cheerleaders Finally the day came when the woman decided to let me out of thebasement and it only took a nasty accident for this to happen. The woman's stepsister decided to cut the grass last week and alsodecided to clear out the grass clog from the mower while it was stillrunning. 'Nuff said.…

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  • The Block Party: Part 3

    Iron Maiden—“A Matter of Life and Death” MoTW—“Goldfinger” I heard the music, that happy clown music. I saw nothing. I kept hearing the music getting louder and louder. I still saw nothing. The music was quite loud now, so loud that geese flying overhead wereexploding. Finally I saw it, a van turning onto my street.…

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  • An Unspeakable Truth…

    Yes, you to can Ask Bob a Question! Stephen will be happy to know that I am writing a column for the second week in a row! I’m also publishing it on Saturday instead of Sunday, because I’m tired of him getting all the attention on Saturday nights. So about that global warming thing… I…

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