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Strange Stories

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Excerpts of the latest fiction submitted by our visitors…

>>>THE LATEST FICTION

  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…
  • Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
    by dovinmelhee
    Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee ————— There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete. But then the impossible happened. The being thought of something…
  • White Room
    by Lee Sentes
    -Strange – 2 Pages – The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white. The door opened. A robot entered. “Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon.” The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. “Warden Friend,” he returned sternly. “I hope you…
  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…

Columns

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  • The Last Poodle on Earth
    by Spamrider
    I haven’t wanted to write about this because the wound is still fresh, but unfortunately my Time Portal got destroyed. It was that damn Poodle that I rescued from The Future. Even though I haven’t been writing about it lately I’ve been quite busy with the old Time Portal. Because what I finally realized is…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 112!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Bob sat up. “Where am I?” he asked. “My office,” the HR lady said, quickly hiding the needles behind her back. “Wow,” Bob said, rubbing his head with logged fingers. “The last thing I remember is getting repeatedly shot in the head with a machine gun.” We moved closer to hear more. “Yeah…..I remember the…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 6
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, before you do… Bob finished up his report and went back to Virginia to complete his training. A few days later, he’s watching the news in his room when a story catches his attention… “Jennifer Statlin, the daughter of Senator Statlin is reported as missing, and is now believed…
  • Some Good Words to Know
    by Spamrider
    They say that knowledge is power, but that doesn’t mean it keeps the lights on. Regardless, for this week’s column I have compiled a list of good words to know in today’s political climate, along with their relevant Webster’s definitions. Considering where being smart or telling the truth is liable to get you these days…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • Rush Hour in Chula Vista

    –Strange – 3 Pages – Even with all the windows rolled down the air inside Frank’s ’88 Chevy was much like the traffic along the Chula Vista highway, stagnant and dead. He mopped the sweat from his face with a handkerchief and gazed ahead at the creeping line of traffic. Exhaust fumes and the intense…

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  • Level Nine

    -Strange – 1 page – Elizabeth all at once had opened her eyes and felt strangely rested. She allowed her retinas to adjust to the bright warm light and began to scrutinize her unexpected surroundings. She experienced a tinge of panic as she did not only did not know where she was but had absolutely…

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  • The Curious Fate of Sebastian Street

    -Strange – 1 Page – As Sebastian Street laid there in his hospital bed, he realized his time was quickly fleeting. At only 50 years old he had managed beat many obstacles in this life…But there was no way could bribe or out maneuver the rampant prostate cancer that fate had callously dealt him. Yet,…

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  • From An Inverted Existence

    2 Pages There was moisture in the air… everything was so unreal. Yet I’ve always felt at home there, somehow, with the familiar feeling of countless ethereal fingertips gently poking me from all around. A yellow haze hung in the air. In most places it was thin and gentle, and the air smelled sweet. As…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Nothing to See Here!

    Note from the Editor: Sorry, nothing from Hooty! She couldn’t write this weeks column. We don’t really know why.All we got is an email that said, “Sorry guys, I can’t do it this week. I just can’t.” We really don’t know what’s going on…we hope it’s just a temporary thing! In lieu of that, here’s…

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  • Drunken Advice for Drunken Drunkards

    Here is some Drunken Advice for Drunken Drunkards, another Chick Shit column submitted by someone who wants to remain anonymous.Why? We have no idea, maybe he/she is wanted by the police. Which would make sense considering our fan base. Without further ado, here it is: The problem with that fist martini is that it disappears…

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  • I Prove Something Here

    Judas Priest—Nostradamus MoTW—Quantum of Solace I got this following email from Cindy who doesn't like me too much: "i've been reading your stuff occassionally and when I do I notice thatyou call your wife 'the woman' or something like that. don't you thinkthis is demeaning to her? doesn't she have a name? i bet she…

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  • The Journey To HR, Part 16!

    It was a small fart. But it was quite stinky. She opened windows I didn’t even know were there, turned on fans I didn’t even know were there and opened a bunch of those Renuzit air fresheners I didn’t even know were….there. “Did you ever see the movie ‘Strange Days’?” she asked as she waved…

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  • Omaha Poker!

    With the lack of short stories submitted lately and the sparse columns posted on TheWeirdcrap.com “The Boss” decided he needed to talk to me and Stephen…in person! This is a big deal because Stephen lives somewhere in one of those big-time city-slickin’ East coast cities and I have to be flown in from good ol’…

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