My Farm
July 15, 2001Sci-Fi - 3 Pages - My eyes opened slowly, and the room appeared again, the relaxant hum of the dome generators wavering through my gradually waking head - Tommy had started a fragrantly strong brew of coffee. Stretching my rested muscles for a few seconds,…
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Space and Stuff
September 8, 2021Sci-Fi - 12 Pages - Chapter 1 The Wall Copernicus is a colony on Mung. Mung is a shitty planet. That's why they called it Mung. They were trying to think of something nice and Latin sounding like Mungolytude or something but they had named,…
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The weird world of today With extracts from a frozen pizza factory
June 15, 2001-Humor - 2 Pages Chapter 1 - Attack of the weird blue scraggy thing from outer space The blue scraggy thing ate his cereal and looked up. Outside against the silver metallic landscape lay a team of archaeologist greenfly. Unknown to the blue scraggy thing…
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I Was A Teenage DJ
July 3, 2023Yup, I was a teenage DJ. NOTE: Due to a shortage of submissions, I'm posting a biographical story taken from four Ask Bob columns, written a year ago. If you would like to share your fiction with the world, click this link to submit a…
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Binkle Bunny in Super Electronic
July 15, 2001Humor - 4 Pages - It was a lovely day and the Cummy Todge was brimming with people. Some of these people were regulars who were somewhat used to the usual insanity of the place. Most of them however were the unfortunate victims of chance,…
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Is That Sarcasm?
June 11, 2005Graham Parker and The Shot---"Steady Nerves"MoTW---"Fame"I kinda feel bad for those people waiting outside the courthouse for thefinal verdict in the Michael Jackson case. Maybe it's because I'm a big softie, but I feel bad that they've comefrom all over the world in order to…
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The Journey To HR, Part 47!
February 15, 2025“What's even worse is now he's listening to Billie Eilish,” said Jerome. I choked on the crumpet. The HR lady choked on the tea. Star Child Two choked on his humming of “When The Levee Breaks”. I quickly performed the Heimlich Maneuver on myself and…
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Killer tits-
March 5, 2007The Extraordinary Case of the Killer Tits of Derby.By P.S.GiffordHilda Weatherspoon was the sort of woman men ogled in women’s underwearadverts. At twenty-four she was most red blooded chap’s idea of the perfectwoman. Well, at least until she opened her mouth…Harry Smith, in sharp contrast,…
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Why Dogs Eat Poo – Part VI
January 21, 2023I get in the elevator and my guide hits a few buttons and it feels like we're going down. "Are we in an elevator?" I ask. "Sure." The guide responds. "Then what are all these buttons? Doesn't an elevator just go up and down?" "Sure."…
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Did It REALLY Happen Or Was It…………The Chip App??!!
April 29, 2023If you read Bob's last post (and why wouldn't you?), you can see that the chip in his head is working just fine!He never fell down a sump pump hole at a tuba joint. He just thought he did, thanks to my chip app!He doesn't…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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