Duck
October 15, 20014 Pages I wake with a sudden start I sit upright drenched in sweat. I look at the clock and discover it's 4 A.M. I sit up, sweat dripping from my forehead. Wishing desperately that I had just awakened from a nightmare. I hate what…
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DECOY
August 15, 2008DECOY It was one of those rare English summer days when the sun actually shone. In fact it had been shining now for three consecutive days, and that afternoon was delightfully calm and dream-like. I’d been working in the garden, rather more idle than…
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Love & Haight
March 2, 2005-Strange - 12 Pages - Kim trudged the stairs of her four-story walk-up, groceries in hand, and cursed her stupidity for choosing an apartment with such an obvious drawback. Her previously romanticized notion of living in such an historic neighborhood known as Haight Ashbury, or…
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The Black Tunnel
June 8, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - I pulled my blankets off in slow motion. My knees all but buckled under me as I put one foot and then the other on the floor beneath me. I dragged myself to the shower, trying without success to turn…
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No Small Thing
April 6, 2005By Tom Shay 2 Pages The ebb and flow of pedestrians made Sascha seasick. Schools of cars passed down the road, staring at the throng. No bird is as free as me, she mused. With ruddy hand she cleared her eyes. In the distance construction…
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Week 2 without Melissa!
September 18, 2024Week 2 without Melissa and everything's fine in the world. After reading millions of guest commentaries for the "Chick Shit" column, we came across this submission from Jeff. Where Jeff is from we have no idea, but I had a brother named Jeff and he…
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The Journey To HR, Part 53!
April 5, 2025“But it's not your normal gas,” said Jerome. We were now intrigued. “TELL US MORE!” we screamed in unison.“Well, when I pass the gas, it's not really gas,” said Jerome. “When I check my drawers, there's only strands of this pink substance and I never…
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The Journey To HR, Part 20!
July 21, 2024When I woke up, there was no millipede. I also wasn't hanging upside down. But it felt like something was being jabbed into each armpit. I looked down and saw the HR lady. She had me suspended in the air with two broomstick handles jabbed…
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TV TIME!!!
May 18, 2009Instead of finishing up all the technical magic that would allow us to post our columns on our own server, I choose to watch T.V. instead. For no particular reason I was fascinated by the game show network. Here I found people I didn’t even…
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A Boring Part of the Large Piece
July 28, 2006Black Stone Cherry---"Black Stone Cherry" MoTW---"Phantasm II" I spotted her as I was emptying the trash from the registers. Emptyingtrash was the highlight of being a bundler, only surpassed by the dailywalk to the far end of the parking lot in order to collect that…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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