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Six Arms And A Game Of Pinochle

May 15, 2000

1 Page Doug had never really liked Ernie. He was an okay guy most times, if a little omnipresent. Maybe it was Doug's fault for always picking him out in a crowd. Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four…

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old age

OLD AGE

February 16, 2006

by Erin Renee Hune Glover -Strange - 2 Pages - The room smells of poverty, rot, and old age. A heap of yellowed, tattered blankets begins to stir on a yellowed, tattered couch. The blankets are thrown back, and a wave of body odor and…

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the pheasant

The Pheasant

August 18, 2000

6 Pages Mr. Schwartz has a stuffed pheasant on his desk. So he's a little eccentric. Well, he is, but the pheasant's evil.I seem to find everything evil, even those baby dolls for the parenting class. Those beady little eyes, staring up at you... A…

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REDWING

August 15, 2012

Sci-Fi - 19 Pages - An eerie light filled the bay below as the moon hung powerless in the darkened sky. Above on the cliffs alone I waited; I knew they’d be coming soon for I’d seen them before. I’d seen their ugly play unfurl…

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The Race

The Race

September 11, 2008

     Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done…

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A Masterpiece Hollywood Doesn’t Want You To See

February 15, 2009

Pat Travers---Black PearlMoTW---Eden LakeLet me tell you a story. Let me tell you a story about a movie that you will probably never, eversee. It all started out on a rainy night a long, long time ago........There were these two young whippersnappers and they had…

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Fitting the Pieces With the Parts

March 20, 2006

Toto---"Falling In Between"MoTW---"All Souls Day""Oh my goodness! What is this all over the walls? Is it.........IT IS!YOU SMEARED FECES ALL OVER YOUR WALLS!"With that I woke up and hopped out of bed. And, sure enough, there werebrown smears on every wall and a pretty intense…

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Another Trial!

April 3, 2024

My trial ordeal is lasting a lot longer than I thought it would!! Hopefully it should end within the next week, but I don't expect the verdict to be in my favor. I guess I am not a particularly good wife and, at this time,…

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Guest Writers

Threshold of Reason

March 17, 2006

By P.S.Gifford   �Bloody brilliant,� I said. �So I  I gather that I am  now completely screwed. How far gone are these procedures of yours?�   �You mean the procedure in your mind?� The doctor asked.   �What else!� I retorted as i examined the leather…

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I Want a Title!!!

April 16, 2021

(originally posted on 08/23/2011) Accept---Blind Rage MoTW---The Pom Pom Girls For those new to this column, my name is Stephen Johnson. I am the............... Wait. What the hell am I here? I have never been given a title. Bob has a title, so why don't…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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