Fake Tan
January 15, 2001Strange - 3 Pages Mary was an attractive girl of nineteen years of age, although she was single and jobless she was never lonely or penniless. Always, Mary had the latest fashionable clothes, no matter what the price. A girl going places or so one…
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The Pheasant
August 18, 20006 Pages Mr. Schwartz has a stuffed pheasant on his desk. So he's a little eccentric. Well, he is, but the pheasant's evil.I seem to find everything evil, even those baby dolls for the parenting class. Those beady little eyes, staring up at you... A…
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The Absolute Return Of Binkle Bunny – We Really Mean It This Time Matey!
February 23, 2026by A.R.A. Owen Humor - Sci-Fi - 6 Pages A gentle breeze blew down Slag Street, dust billowing in its wake past the front doorstep of the Cummy Todge pub. Ned was just putting his Treomph Bernneville away, and he felt a bitter reflection. It…
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Porno For The Lord
July 25, 2005Dolores del Dunning and her triple D's, the sign glowed. Dolores was thrilled to finally see her name in lights. Granted, a few of those lights were flickering and the sign hung over a so-so strip club that took up most of the nearly deserted…
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You can call me Al
March 4, 2007by Douglas L Rains -Sci-Fi - 14 Pages - Chapter 1 Johnny Meyers was hurrying home from school and he was going to be in trouble. He had to stay in detention after his last 8th grade class because he had made a 'not so…
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New and Improved!
April 10, 2026My name is Bob Senitram, and I like to tell stories… When I was growing up, the future was supposed to be incredible—flying cars, holographic TVs, robot butlers making dinner while I lounged around like royalty watching my favorite show in 3D! Instead, I got…
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What to do with Dana?
February 22, 2023Well, Dana hasn't run away or died yet, so I am still without a job. I guess it's okay though since my breasts are seriously deformed from all the breast feeding and, in my line of work, you definitely need breasts in order to make…
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The Dark Lord… er… Holy Spirit
January 18, 2006I went to Tampa last weekend to celebrate the marriage of two friends in an obscure and arcane ritual known only as a “catholic wedding”. The wedding, of course, took care of itself, but I did kill a cow and bathe in its blood shortly…
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What Ever Happened to Melissa?
October 15, 2022Here's the latest update on Melissa, fugitive from justice, go-go dancer and all around slut: We hired some cheap investigators to track down Melissa. What they have reported to us is shocking, but typical of Melissa. She is currently travelling with 3 other females, all…
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I Answer Viewer Mail…
December 20, 2002For those who haven't read every single "Ask Bob" article, a couple of years ago someone asked, "So what's the real Bob like?" So I spent the last two years giving you a chronicle of everything I did, so you could draw your own conclusions and now…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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