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Strange Stories

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Excerpts of the latest fiction submitted by our visitors…

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  • River People
    by Andy Henion
    -Strange – 2 Pages – As far as I can tell there are two types of Tennessee river people and they travel in competing packs and consume washed up fish or this ubiquitous leafy vegetation that I with my northern bearings will only later come to know as kudzu. There are the stoop-shouldered people who…
  • How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance
    by Randy Bone
    Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this: Ah ee, ah oh, ah ee, ah oh, [hic], ee,…
  • DABBLING IN THE DEPTHS OF HER SOUL
    by Evgeniya Seizova
    by Evgeniya Seizova Year by year a beautiful young lady was gazing with Her spiritual eyes in her own destruction… Was she a human being anymore? She stared her tired and too dilated pupils once again in the impassable Darkness trying to find a ray of light. So many impossible efforts. They’ve been crushing and…
  • ONE DAY AT THE ACME by Gary Kolb
    by maverrock03
    So I go into the Acme after my five mile run. I grab a basket because I just want to grab a few things. There is a good football game on ESPN tonight, Florida vs. Georgia, and I just want to pick up some munchies for the game. I’m in this aisle, right, pasta and…

Columns

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  • A World Without Bologna Hats
    by Spamrider
    I met a woman the other day. She said, “Bologna doesn’t curl up into a bologna hat when you cook it anymore.  Tell me, what has become of this world?” “This can’t be true!” I exclaimed, vexed and flabbergasted. “But it is!” she replied.  “But it is!” I decided to investigate for myself.  I marched…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 105!
    by Stephen Johnson
    I found myself sitting at a desk. Across from me sat Bob. “Care if I talk? I pee myself a little when I take tests,” said Bob. “Sure,” I replied. “Just don’t move.” Bob stopped fidgeting. “I already had an IQ test when I was tinier than I am now,” he said. “Reaction time is…
  • Another day in a life…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense…just for the hell of it. Another day, another dollar… But all that got interrupted last week when the ol’ lady informed me that we’re heading to St. Louis to see our daughter perform in her first college dance show. The plan was simple: leave early Friday, get settled in,…
  • The Song In Bob’s Head
    by Spamrider

Memes

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Random Strange Stories

  • MAP OF AMERICA

    Strange – 21 Pages – I’d always loved maps. In fact the walls of my office at home were covered with them. Almost every part of the globe was represented there with some areas even being duplicated as I acquired an occasional historical map.      Behind this apparent obsession there was however a practical use.…

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  • A SHORT TALE OF DYSFUNCTION

                More fighting.  Always fighting.  It is the only appropriate verb to describe what is obscurely known as the “Relationship.”             Fighting during the day, at night, before bed, often interrupting sleep.  More fighting upon waking.  Sometimes one is forced to wonder what else there is and usually one is hard-pressed to come up with…

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  • Functional Family

    2 Pages Writers struggle for the right words, the right feeling. It isn’t always easy and often, life is a series of struggles that have to be overcome. For one young writer, his family shares in his downfall. Wichita Lineman by Glen Campbell is slowly coming to an end in this idyllic setting. The strings…

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  • The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 2)

    9 Pages Part 2 of 3: Elsewhere in the city that night, a party was being held: in the police station of all places. But not everyone attending was filled with Christmas cheer. Officer Peter Gumption had rather more worrisome thoughts on his mind. He sat nursing them limply on the couch. An attractive blonde…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Shrongs -Part IV

    This is a piece of fiction from about four years ago…one of my favorites that was never featured on www.MyStrangeStories.com or www.theweirdcrap.com. Which seems sort of odd in retrospect, since I run both. Hope you like part IV of “Shrongs” In part one we saw how our hero (me) was chosen to travel to another…

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  • Ebay: The Fifth Reich?

    Meat Loaf—“Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster is Loose” MoTW—“Slither” Ebay is basically a non-entity to me, it’s something out there that Ioccasionally use. It’s not one of those sites that I visit every day(like www.sweatyasianchickswithhardhats com, which has updates hourlyand proves my point that there’s an infinite amount of ways Asian chickscan pose…

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  • Bit And Pieces And Parts

    Prince—“3121” MoTW—“Blue Demon” “So, what’s the plan?” she asked as she sat on my bed. “I’m writing a story about a pony,” I said as I closed the door. “That’s nice. How do you want to start?” “I already started. They just found out the pony has a deadly diseasebut haven’t told the girl yet.”…

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  • Good News Bad News

    So I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is I’ve figured out why I wasn’t able to Jump in this Timeline, and also why and how I ended up here in the first place. Of course it turns out it was all your old Spamrider’s doing. Despite all his big talk, he…

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  • I Review A Movie!!!!

    Cheap Trick—The Latest MoTW—Exit Speed Someone told me that since I don't work and sit around all day longwatching movies, that maybe I should review the movies I pick as my MoTWand maybe one day that will branch into something big and I'll get acult following especially if I review movies most people have neverheard…

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