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Strange Stories

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  • Zeep In The City
    by Joshua Blanc
    -Sci-Fi – 3 Pages – Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep’ to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been distracted for four hundredths of a second. But in that time, he’d somehow managed to collide with a stationary object; unwittingly knocking out his GPS, comm-link, and access to the…
  • In Green, Remembered
    by Christopher Nadeau
    I awoke knowing the link had been severed.  Tears stung my cheeks as I yanked the blankets off my body and stumbled out of bed, feeling sick and disoriented.                By the time I made it to the bathroom sink in anticipation of throwing up my late night trip to Taco Bell, the feeling had thankfully…
  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…

Columns

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  • Broken Promises: Part III, The Final Insult…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramJust some guy who has no idea what he’s doing…. Back when I was young, I lived by the motto that a man’s word is his bond. Unfortunately, I wasn’t real big on discretion. Turns out, there’s a difference between being a man of your word and being too damn stupid to know…
  • Shit Schmelnoz Says, Part π!
    by Spamrider
    My old friend Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible, who is a space alien from the future of an alternate timeline, has never been married.  In fact, he didn’t even know what marriage was until I explained it to him.  And the reason I had to explain it to him was because he overheard someone using the expression,…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 122!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The bear swiped at Bob who was in mid-twirl and knocked him to the ground. The mauling began as Bob shrieked. “A bear?” he asked between his shrieks as the mauling continued. “Where in the blue fuck did you get a bear?” “LANGUAGE!” shouted the HR lady. “Sorry,” Bob said meekly. “It’s just….a bear?” The…
  • Broken Promises…Part II
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramIf a trashy person talks nice, is it still trash talk? Like I mentioned last week, I like to keep my promises. But that don’t always go so good. This week, I’m seven years old and I’m spending he weekend at my grandma’s house. My grandma was kind of a mean person. But…

Memes

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Random Strange Stories

  • Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part III

    Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Chapter 10: Katatòn Y en cuanto a los que se encuentranbajo la luna de Kataton,Evadan la exaltación,y tengan cuidado con el quetzlcoatlus. And concerning those who find themselvesbeneath the Katatonian moon,Evade the exaltation,and beware the quetzalcoatlus. ∞ : ∞ @# ijđæ, ĦǮ ∞, ЊҨ…

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  • Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part II

    Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Chapter 7: Death of a Cop Tal violación,castigada con fuego y azufre,a menudo se tratasimplemente con azufre. Such a violation,punishable by fire and brimstone,is often dealt withsimply by brimstone. 7:57 pm Thursday, May 18, 1984 (PDT)Grants Pass, Oregon “Aaaaaargh…” Carlos groaned as he awoke.…

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  • Hershel’s Great Journey

    Hershel’s Great Journey by Randy Bone Hershel was a bug.  He had always been a bug and, for all he knew, he would always be a bug.  Now I’ve got nothing against bugs mind you.  Not unless you count the way they buzz around in your ear, and the way they crawl all over your…

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  • THE DANCE

    Sci-fi – 17 Pages – The sun fell like a hammer into the once turquoise sea and darkness was upon us in an instant. Of course the night offered no protection from those who sought to destroy us, as they already knew where, if not when we were. They also knew that I could see…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Still More Words Of Advice

    Never let a cat win a staring contest unless you know exactly what you are doing.

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  • I Prove Something Here

    Judas Priest—Nostradamus MoTW—Quantum of Solace I got this following email from Cindy who doesn't like me too much: "i've been reading your stuff occassionally and when I do I notice thatyou call your wife 'the woman' or something like that. don't you thinkthis is demeaning to her? doesn't she have a name? i bet she…

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  • Im Pissed!

    You bet I’m pissed!!!!!! Am I pissed about McCarthyism? No. Am I pissed about those ruffians with their slicked back hair, driving around in their hot rods while they listen to that “rock and roll” music? No. I am pissed at “Rob”. “Rob”, the grand poobah of weirdcrap.go.cc, decided that there should now be a…

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  • Halloween Party

    This past weekend my friends and I celebrated Halloween. There was punch equipped with dry ice and grain alcohol, a fire, a cauldron, an excess of sweet sugary deserts, and way too much whiskey. It’s the whiskey that I blame. The punch was way too weak to be responsible for the behavior, and the sugar…

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  • Beautiful, Beautiful, Angel Poo

    Ok this is goin‘ up a day late, but I just got a new PC from work and I had to rearrange the entire household computer network. It only cost $100 and it was only a couple of years old. It’s a good thing our IT guy doesn’t know how to maintain PC’s, otherwise I’d…

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