The Weird Crap is a weekly publication featuring Alarmingly Strange Stories, Bizarre Columns, Memes and Comics!

Strange Stories

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Excerpts of the latest fiction submitted by our visitors…

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  • White Room
    by Lee Sentes
    -Strange – 2 Pages – The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white. The door opened. A robot entered. “Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon.” The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. “Warden Friend,” he returned sternly. “I hope you…
  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…
  • River People
    by Andy Henion
    -Strange – 2 Pages – As far as I can tell there are two types of Tennessee river people and they travel in competing packs and consume washed up fish or this ubiquitous leafy vegetation that I with my northern bearings will only later come to know as kudzu. There are the stoop-shouldered people who…
  • How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance
    by Randy Bone
    Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this: Ah ee, ah oh, ah ee, ah oh, [hic], ee,…

Columns

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  • The Song in Bob’s Head
    by Spamrider
  • A Small Birthday Break
    by Stephen Johnson
    This country has been around for 250 years. I’ve been alive around 39% of that. I obviously have no life, but have maybe seen some stuff. Like “Scanners”. A head blows up. Boom. Happy Birthday America????
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 2
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob Senitram“Thinking up the nonsense, and then some…” Before we continue on our scheduled programming…HAPPY 250TH BIRTHDAY USA!!!! We now resume regular programming. A few days later, the trainer’s on the phone with Dr. Benson. The man in charge of psychology…and shit. “I can’t stress this enough, we need someone expendable.” “We tried expanding…
  • Fair Warning
    by Spamrider
    I’ll give you fair warning before you read this column: I am about to get all religious and preach up and down the block and speak in tongues and raise hell and raise Cain and call down the fire and the brimstone. If this is the sort of thing that personally offends you I have…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • Fabrications of Deranged Idiosyncracy

    Part 1: A Family Feud Government officials and those who remember the event, well, seem to agree that the boiling point, at least in the Smith house, occurred on a Sunday morning on the 12th of April. The location was Cory’s room. Cory’s pit. Cory’s revolting cesspool. Mary Ann Smith, the mother of a sloth-like,…

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  • A Grim Affair

    -Strange – 3 Pages – It was the quietest of Sunday mornings, if it wasnt for the occasional bird chirp, in fact there would have been no sound at all. It was in fact, such the loveliest of mornings in the village of Waxbury that even the mere thought of something bizarre happening, would seem…

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  • Sharkman’s Demise

    Sharkman’s Demise by Lucretia “lady” Randle Caroline was a sweet woman, always giving to others before herself. We all assumed that’s why her first 2 marriages failed, they had taken what they needed and moved on. She had 4 beautiful children, and when it was just her and them they were spoiled by her love.…

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  • Confessions of a Transylvanian Urologist

    Name’s Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for 68 years before that, and his father’s father for another 57 years before that. Before my great grandfather I don’t…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The Course of the Nation

    We Americans face questions about the course of the nation. We must be ready for inconvenience and death. The political will of millions of angry Americans will be felt, and it’s gonna hurt. For our nation’s WAR to move forward, there are four essential steps its citizens need to take: 1. Learn more about America.We…

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  • After 2 years, I finally get an email!

    Grant from Michigan writes:A few months ago you said McCain was’t worth mentioning in the Iowa pre-vote caucus deal…now he’s the main man. What’s up with that smarty-pants! Dear Grant:I did get an email from a certain J. McCain a few months ago. And he complained about the same thing. I didn’t write back because…

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  • Black Friday……..OF HELL!

    Red Hot Chili Peppers—“Stadium Arcadium” MoTW—“Casino Royale” Nobody shot, nobody angry (some a bit disappointed that they didn’t getthere earlier). Me? I kinda got what I wanted, but wouldn’t have missedout on much if I didn’t stand in line at Best Buy at 4 am this pastFriday. When I got there, I was mildly surprised…

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  • Some Tidbits

    If you only do one thing today, please remember to visit Deborah Foreman’s site which has some really cool stuff. We have provided a link located (kind of) to the right. We will not be posting anything new next Wednesday or the following Sunday, since we will be scouting locations for the big budget “Weirdcrap.go.cc:…

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  • The Block Party: Part 1

    Strapping Young Lad—“The New Black” MoTW—“Night at the Golden Eagle” So there was a block party this past Saturday. Seemingly everyone wasinvited, even people on other blocks, which made it more of aneighborhood party. Guess I’m not part of the neighborhood or block since I wasn’t invited. No big thing really, but I didn’t like…

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