Shipmates
July 12, 2008Scott descended the ladder, rung by rung, down into the submarine, a blast of heat hitting him from below. He walked the narrow passageway, steel-toed boots stepping solidly, weaving and bending to avoid hitting his close shaven head on a maze of pipes. He had…
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Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part I
March 4, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Prologue Lucas frantically negotiated the narrow stone walkway leading up to the church. Signs indicative of an all-too-familiar happening were not lost him. Rabid mastiffs on his tail prevented him from turning back. Slowing…
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Tracy Tenchins
March 15, 20014 Pages Tracy Tenchins by Paul Steven The pedals of the push bike turned slowly as a u-nail spun violently past Sparrow's left ear."Come on mooovvveee," screamed Sparrow pushing down harder on the pedals, his teeth baring like a mad rabid dog. It was no…
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STUCK IN A CLICHÉ
July 6, 2012Strange - 9 Pages - The inside was dark. The Man With The Mustache woke up and saw nothing but a dimly lit wooden plank. If he was smarter, or at least well versed in the English language, he may have thought the sight of…
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Hostage Situation
March 7, 20042 Pages The muffled whispers were drowned out by the megaphone. The spotlight from the police chopper was shining down on the house, and bits of the light were filtering through the windows. The family I was holding hostage was beginning to piss me off…
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Daylight Saving Blues
March 10, 2024Well, it's that time of year again when most people set their clocks ahead an hour and, as my friend Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible once put it, start pretending that it's really one hour later than it actually is. Personally I agree with Schmelnoz and think…
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My non-Top 10 List for 2011
February 1, 2012I was quite concerned when Stephen wrote that I didn’t have a 2011 Top Ten list because I didn’t like anything in 2011. I decided to prove him wrong, not by actually making a top ten list, but by proving 2011 was not any worse…
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life is rarely dull when you are a parent to a sixteen year old..
March 17, 2009Life is rarely dull when you have sixteen year old boy in the house.Now I feel obliged to preface this by saying that Jonathan is typically a very well balanced, good-natured, hard working teenager. But yet hormones and adrenaline along with a constant need to…
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Nice Dreams: Part V!
May 24, 2024Now before I continue with my Nice Dreams, I must address Melissa's last column. Melissa and I are definitely NOT in love and she did not give birth to my baby! And second, I never liked that crabby red head in the first place. We…
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The Journey To HR, Part 87!
January 31, 2026“WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE?”That's what I heard from a booming voice. I tried to speak, but couldn't. It was almost like I had something stuck in my mouth. I looked around but really couldn't since I was lying face down on a cloud.…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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