The Box
February 18, 2002Concept byStephen Johnson Written byBob Senitram 3 Pages Chapter 1 - Scarring Girls I closed my eyes as soon as I opened them. The sun was way too bright. I lay there on the grass thinking, "This is kinda nice, now what was I doing…
How to not be a cretin, and give into passion. Also entitled: How to Meet Strange People
May 5, 20042 Pages I wandered into the kitchen, and there, was an old man sitting at a large table sorrounded by a full breakfast. He held a banana, like you would a handgun, and followed me around the room with it. BANG! He laughed at his…
The weird world of today With extracts from a frozen pizza factory
June 15, 2001-Humor - 2 Pages Chapter 1 - Attack of the weird blue scraggy thing from outer space The blue scraggy thing ate his cereal and looked up. Outside against the silver metallic landscape lay a team of archaeologist greenfly. Unknown to the blue scraggy thing…
ONE DAY AT THE ACME by Gary Kolb
December 7, 2008So I go into the Acme after my five mile run. I grab a basket because I just want to grab a few things. There is a good football game on ESPN tonight, Florida vs. Georgia, and I just want to pick up some munchies…
A Cream Filled Existence
November 15, 20015 Pages I watched his pudgy face devour the ho-ho. The cream filled kind. The tubby little man did not even stop to savor the ho-ho; I wasn't even sure he was enjoying it. He didn't love the ho-ho. I loved the ho-ho. He just…
Bob Doesn’t Know Frank And My Final Top Ten Movies Of 2010 List Thing
January 22, 2011Badlands---BadlandsMoTW---Piranha (2010)Before I ramble on about stuff nobody cares about but me, I have myfinal list of the 10 best movies of 2010. It's final because there's afew I forgot to add and some I just watched recently and it's also mylist so I can…
Some Large Parts
February 5, 2006Proto-Kaw---"Before Became After"MoTW---"The Bad News Bears" (05)My mommy will vouch that the following is as true as parts 1, 2 and 3.When I woke up the next morning with my almost-bald head, I had a toughdecision to make. Either I could go to school and…
I Gots Lotsa Screens
July 17, 2022Instead of defending poppa and how he made Omaha the “city” it is today, I must take the time to talk to a person or two.Hey, guys (or gals).Just stop it.You think you know the internet when you really know nothing. When you weren't even…
Special Day
May 12, 2006BY P.S.GIFFORDDavid Grainger opened his eyes, and automatically glanced at his wristwatch, all at once a complete panic overwhelms him, as he remembered what a special day it was. As the rain beat against the shutters, he knew that he had no choice but to…
The Journey To HR, Part 16!
June 22, 2024It was a small fart. But it was quite stinky. She opened windows I didn't even know were there, turned on fans I didn't even know were there and opened a bunch of those Renuzit air fresheners I didn't even know were....there. “Did you ever…
TheWeirdcrap News!
April 21, 2024Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…
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What is This?!
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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