Sympathy for the Devil
December 9, 20031 Page I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking…
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Work It
January 15, 2009Work It Danny put the exercise video in, took a deep breath, then pushed play on the remote. In moments Johnny Black was on the screen surrounded by his troupe of girls, all of them ready to sweat to the rhythm of cheesy bebop music.…
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The Not-So Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe
August 21, 2003Joe Poe had pretty much been dealt a bum hand in the game of life. He was the bastard son of a Black Jewish harelipped paraplegic circus midget. Amazingly though, Joe appeared pretty much normal—at least physically. The only noticeable characteristic he inherited from his…
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Porno For The Lord
July 25, 2005Dolores del Dunning and her triple D's, the sign glowed. Dolores was thrilled to finally see her name in lights. Granted, a few of those lights were flickering and the sign hung over a so-so strip club that took up most of the nearly deserted…
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Sharkman’s Demise
October 20, 2025Sharkman's Demise by Lucretia "lady" Randle Caroline was a sweet woman, always giving to others before herself. We all assumed that's why her first 2 marriages failed, they had taken what they needed and moved on. She had 4 beautiful children, and when it was…
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Mommy Issues
March 26, 2002Dear Bel,I am 45 and recently my mother moved in with us. Life isn't fair Bel, we spend all of our extra money to buy food and diapers for this woman and she can't bring herself to lift a finger around the house. And another…
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Thanksgiving Tips and Advice from Yvonne: Expert Holiday Insights
November 20, 2024Time for my Thanksgiving Tips. Tip #1: I need to make a clarification to all the stupid people sending me email asking me stupid questions about stupid things: I AM NOT HERE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR HOLIDAY COOKING. I COULD CARE LESS IF YOUR…
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Dark Delicacies Bookshop
October 19, 2008This is where I will be signing my books on October 24th!
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Immigration, beer drinking, and everything in-between
April 10, 2006Like everything, politicians have made the immigration thing a thousand times more complicated than it needs to be. Because I'm a nice guy, I'll provide a simple model of how to fix it. Keep in mind, this is off the top of my head so…
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Terminated!
July 18, 2024In the words of another fictitional Time Traveller, “Fuck you, asshole!” No, no, no, that’s not it. It’s, “I’ll be back...”
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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