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Strange Stories

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Excerpts of the latest fiction submitted by our visitors…

>>>THE LATEST FICTION

  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…
  • River People
    by Andy Henion
    -Strange – 2 Pages – As far as I can tell there are two types of Tennessee river people and they travel in competing packs and consume washed up fish or this ubiquitous leafy vegetation that I with my northern bearings will only later come to know as kudzu. There are the stoop-shouldered people who…
  • How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance
    by Randy Bone
    Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this: Ah ee, ah oh, ah ee, ah oh, [hic], ee,…
  • DABBLING IN THE DEPTHS OF HER SOUL
    by Evgeniya Seizova
    by Evgeniya Seizova Year by year a beautiful young lady was gazing with Her spiritual eyes in her own destruction… Was she a human being anymore? She stared her tired and too dilated pupils once again in the impassable Darkness trying to find a ray of light. So many impossible efforts. They’ve been crushing and…

Columns

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Blogs? Columns? Fiction?
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  • A Little Song and Dance
    by Spamrider
    A little song… A little dance… A little seltzer down your pants!
  • Official Presidential Statement
    by Spamrider
    In lieu of this week’s edition of Spamrider of the Apocalypse TheWeirdCrap.com has been forced asked to provide the following Presidential statement: The failing LOW RATINGS weirdcrap.com is nothing but a LOSER website run by seditious losers who HATE AMERICA. Little Bob Semitram and his so-called “writers” (who all suffer from TDS) are a bunch…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 107!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Bob stopped eating the paste and looked at the HR lady in horror. I smiled. “I was doing some further reading and there’s more…..punishment that needs to be done,” the HR lady said, smiling back at me. “Oh?” I asked. She motioned to Star Child Two and it flew over to her. She whispered something…
  • Back to the USSA?
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, and then some… Last week in my column about the USSA, I was explainin’ why I thing things have gone awry in this once great country of ours.Now I continue… Back in the day, I used to vote Republican once in a while. All depended on if I felt…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • The Absolute Return Of Binkle Bunny – We Really Mean It This Time Matey!

    by A.R.A. Owen A gentle breeze blew down Slag Street, dust billowing in its wake past the front doorstep of the Cummy Todge pub. Ned was just putting his Treomph Bernneville away, and he felt a bitter reflection. It had been just three years since Tiko had married his Herley Dorvidson, and the thought of…

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  • A Simple Story About Human Reproduction

     From what I understand, it took only six and a half seconds for my first son, Zachary, to fall from the bedroom window of our third story apartment to the ground below.  This fact has always provided me with a mild level of comfort.  Seeing that I was fifteen minutes from my home when the…

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  • The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 3)

    7 Pages Part 3 of 3: Sally drove her Volkswagen Golf through what had now become a blizzard. Snow fell relentlessly, covering the streets and making visibility downright invisible. To make matters worse, the streets were icy beneath the snow. The small car treated corners as if they were an option, and often skidded into…

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  • I Was A Teenage DJ

    Yup, I was a teenage DJ. NOTE: Due to a shortage of submissions, I’m posting a biographical story taken from four Ask Bob columns, written a year ago. If you would like to share your fiction with the world, click this link to submit a story! Seems like many websites that feature fiction make promises…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Life With Squirrels

    Roger Taylor–Fun On Earth MoTW–The Lone Ranger So it went as I prepared myself assimilate myself into squirrel culture. I said my farewells to my loved ones. I thought this would take more time, but then I realized I really don’t have too many loved ones so it took much less time than expected. Actually,…

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  • Here’s Where I Talk About Lawn Sprinklers. Again.

    Foghat—Last Train Home MoTW—Daybreakers Sometimes I like throwing on some nice duds (or "clothes" for the youthreading this) and assimilating myself into a workforce somewhere. It'sjust something to do to break up the monotony since siting around everyday getting stoned and drunk just ain't a happening thing. Most days itis, some days it's just not…

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  • The New Chick is Here with More Chick Shit!

    Hi! I’m Hooty McBoobs and I’ll be writing “Chick Shit for Chic Chicks” from now on! Or, at least til I get tired of writing a weekly column for the 10 people that visit this website each week. You might have guessed, that’s not my real name. You’ll never know my real name, and let’s…

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  • Halloween Party

    This past weekend my friends and I celebrated Halloween. There was punch equipped with dry ice and grain alcohol, a fire, a cauldron, an excess of sweet sugary deserts, and way too much whiskey. It’s the whiskey that I blame. The punch was way too weak to be responsible for the behavior, and the sugar…

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  • The Parents Television Council

    There is an organization called the Parents Television Council that is having sponsor’s pull advertisements from certain television programs that they deem unfit for our society. Recently, MCI and Dr. Pepper/7-Up pulled ads from “Smackdown” because the PTC believes that that program is not suitable for “family viewing.” And they are right. However, why should…

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