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Strange Stories

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  • The True Story of the Invention of the Airplane
    by Arthur Candell
    by Arthur Candell There is much dispute concerning the invention of the airplane. While the United States claims that Orville and Wilbur Wright made the first heavier-than-air flight on December 17, 1903. Russia claims that it was there that the first flight took place. Several other countries dispute the U.S. and Russian claims, and take…
  • Notes on Baby-Sitting
    by Nils Erwin
    by Nils Erwin Length: About 6 pages I HAD MY FIRST BABY-SITTING JOB THE OTHER NIGHT. It was tough assignment, 3 kids – 24-hours. The parent was a family friend, Mandy, who seemed to have adopted the absurd notion that I was the man for the job, and moreover, that I should also be paid…
  • Zeep In The City
    by Joshua Blanc
    -Sci-Fi – 3 Pages – Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep’ to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been distracted for four hundredths of a second. But in that time, he’d somehow managed to collide with a stationary object; unwittingly knocking out his GPS, comm-link, and access to the…
  • In Green, Remembered
    by Christopher Nadeau
    I awoke knowing the link had been severed.  Tears stung my cheeks as I yanked the blankets off my body and stumbled out of bed, feeling sick and disoriented.                By the time I made it to the bathroom sink in anticipation of throwing up my late night trip to Taco Bell, the feeling had thankfully…

Columns

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  • The Journey To HR, Part 126!
    by Stephen Johnson
    As the children milled around, a rather tall one walked over to the pole and pointed at Bob who began to giggle. Then the chanting started. “Mealiechai, mealiechaie, mealiechai,” the children chanted as Bob insanely giggled. The tall child continued pointing at Bob. The pole began to move, slowly at first and then faster and…
  • A Night at the Opera
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramJust stream of consciousness… Having nothing special to write about, I’m just gonna ramble. Me and the ‘ol lady went to an Opera the other night, because we’re just fancy like that. A first for me. I thought Operas were a little more complicated than what I witnessed. It was just boy meets…
  • TimeEx
    by Spamrider
    I am currently seeking investors for a business opportunity involving an idea I came up with. I will go ahead and tell it to you because I know that nobody can pull it off but me and I don’t have to worry about somebody else swooping in and stealing my idea. Except maybe Newman.  But…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 125!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Off we went, towards the fields. Antennas were ripped off of cars and used to whip Bob as he lead the way. Clothes were pulled off, wrapped around antenna and lit on fire. It felt like yet another Hallmark movie. Soon, some people were naked, especially those with the makeshift torches. The ones whipping Bob…

Memes

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Random Strange Stories

  • Takin ah Smoke Break

    by Drake Knight Note from Editor: This may seem a bit dated in today’s world, but it was written in 2005. I was at work, while taking my smoke break, and what was really odd about that is the fact that I don’t smoke. But, there I was, in the smoker’s lounge, puffin’ on a…

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  • He Who Remembers

    -Strange – 3 Pages – He Who Remembers by Nils Erwin I was once held captive in a horrible dungeon by a large British man with ghastly teeth. He surgically switched my hands, just to see if I was truly ambidextrous, and had a persuasion for cooking rats on his hotplate. He was a terrible…

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  • Interview with Robert Peterson

    1 Page [Interview commences on Robert Peterson’s back patio] Hello my name is Robert Peterson. I am a father to three children, two boys Pete and Oscar, one girl, Lizzy. I work in sales, for a white goods company, specializing in human resources. My wife is Janine, and we’ve been together for 17 years now.…

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  • Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part III

    Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Chapter 10: Katatòn Y en cuanto a los que se encuentranbajo la luna de Kataton,Evadan la exaltación,y tengan cuidado con el quetzlcoatlus. And concerning those who find themselvesbeneath the Katatonian moon,Evade the exaltation,and beware the quetzalcoatlus. ∞ : ∞ @# ijđæ, ĦǮ ∞, ЊҨ…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Wedding Vows!

    Ralph and I decided to renew our wedding vows this past weekend!! We have been married for 5 years and have had our share of problems but have been able to work them out and become closer. Ralph also told me that we would be able to get lots of free food and alcohol from…

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  • The Loop Closes Itself

    I ran into Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible this week! I was drinking a Bloody Mary at a local bar when suddenly I heard this commotion.  When I saw who was at the center of it I literally couldn’t believe my eyes.  Schmelnoz had gotten drunk and was attempting to impregnate three humans at once, much to the chagrin…

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  • The Journey To HR, Part 54!

    “Fine. FINE!” yelled Jerome after discovering there really were no exits. “What happened to the exits?” I asked the HR lady. She shrugged. As did I. Jerome walked over to one of the puddles of Star Child Two’s leavings, got down on all fours and licked away. “Disgusting!” the HR lady exclaimed. “Yeah, well, remember…

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  • I Become a Human Guinea Pig!

    Buckcherry—15 MoTW—Ultraviolet Before you get started here, go ahead and take a moment to visit MasterGifford’s column under the “Paperback Writer” linkage thing locatedabove. He’s got a request for everyone and even wrote a poem. That’s right; he wrote a FUCKING POEM. AND IT RHYMES! What a genius. I tried to write a poem once.…

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  • New Years Resolution 2008!

    It’s getting close to 2008 and I just can’t hold back the new changes for the new year! We’re moving into the next generation of web sites. The new and improved AlarminglyStrangeStories.com 2.0 I will be ready by January this year. I’ll go ahead and let the cat out of the bag right now. The…

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