Only On Jupiter
March 10, 2025Only on Jupiter by Ed Bread -Strange - 5 Pages - Mistakes happen. I left the heater on. It was my fault. I admit it. No one was hurt. At least I have that on my side. So, while the cops and judges and whoever…
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Fonzie’s Revenge
January 27, 2025Fonzie's Revenge A reimagining of Happy Days Written by Kenneth Keller fonziesrevenge@gmail.com Remember the classic TV Show “Happy Days?” You know, it starred that Howdy Doody looking Motherfucker that played Opie Taylor on the Andy Griffin Show? It also had the original MILF Marion Ross…
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Queen of the Damned
June 8, 2008The old queen never knew what hit him when you flew from the shadows and latched onto his leathery neck. You didn't know it was a pint and half of blood was boy blood, until you tried to toss the corpse in a garbage bin. …
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DESTINY OF THE BONES
May 24, 2006by Bradley Mason Hamlin -Strange - 1 Page - Ace looked at the sun with his eyes semi-protected by black shades. For a moment he wondered if he could tell the time from the position the big ball held in the sky. He shrugged his…
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“The New Job” by Rance Treakle
October 30, 2009[A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door…
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FOOLISH DEEDS
January 23, 2007By P.S. Gifford David Grainger opened his eyes, and automatically glanced at his wristwatch, all at once a complete panic overwhelms him, as he remembered what a special day it was. As the rain beat against the shutters, he knew that he had no choice…
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Little Geniuses
March 31, 2024Schmelnoz once told me that the remarkable thing about human beings is that despite all our (extremely) obvious shortcomings each of us actually has a little genius inside of us. (If you don’t know who I’m talking about when I say “Schmelnoz” without my explaining…
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Death Be Not Colorful
October 10, 2005Journey---"Generations"MoTW---"The Dead Next Door"Nothing really going on I guess. I guess I have the thrill of hearingthe word "filibuster" mentioned over and over again on the news. That'sa thrill. Maybe some newscaster somewhere will go insane having to saythat word over and over again and…
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The Journey To HR, Part 45!
February 2, 2025When the song and dance was over, we bowed to each other as Jerome continued crying. “Lady,” I said. “Lord,” said the HR lady. “OH, WOULD YOU BOTH STOP!” yelled Jerome. Star Child Two flew down and smashed into Jerome's head repeatedly. “Ow. OW!” screamed…
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I’m Too Sexy To Be Cuttin’ The Grass
June 30, 2012Tyketto---Dig In Deep MoTW---21 Jump Street Don't know what it is, but I must look really sexy when I cut the grass. Think I've mentioned this before and if I haven't, then it's something new. If I have, it's something old but you'll just have…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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