Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought
December 4, 20042 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…
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He Who Remembers
April 13, 2005-Strange - 3 Pages - He Who Remembers by Nils Erwin I was once held captive in a horrible dungeon by a large British man with ghastly teeth. He surgically switched my hands, just to see if I was truly ambidextrous, and had a persuasion…
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The Absolute Return Of Binkle Bunny – We Really Mean It This Time Matey!
February 23, 2026by A.R.A. Owen Humor - Sci-Fi - 6 Pages A gentle breeze blew down Slag Street, dust billowing in its wake past the front doorstep of the Cummy Todge pub. Ned was just putting his Treomph Bernneville away, and he felt a bitter reflection. It…
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The Odyssey of Joey
September 12, 2009Once upon a time, there lived a very unhappy boy named Joey."I'm rather unhappy." He noted one morning, so he decided to go out and buy himself some drugs. He went wandering down to the market and stumbled across an old man named Stumpy. He…
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The Resurrection Machine
August 24, 20023 Pages At the reincarnation center, Brandy sat in a seat sewing as reincarnaters reincarnated. Beside her, on a walnut end table, lay a laminated card with a number stenciled on it, nearby was a pretty brass lamp. She sat in her regular chair. That…
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Hubert Winthrop’s Morbid Curiosity
August 12, 2006By P.S.GiffordHubert, at 57 years of age, hadn’t exactly had an exciting life. In fact, he would be the very first to admit, that his life had been incredibly dull. Nothing exciting or noteworthy ever happened to Hubert- Much to his continual regret.To fill that…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: The Beacon
November 14, 2025The entrance doors parted as they approached. The interior looked bigger on the inside, than it looked on the outside. Vast and hollow, lit part by sun, part by soft white panels. In the center, a single reception desk with built in panels of screens…
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SAVE, SAVE, SAVE!
September 20, 2010I found this handy tid-bit that I wrote about five years ago. It's from way back when, when folks actually sent me emails with questions. With the current economic situation in the U.S., I thought this would come in handy for some of our readers.…
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Pandemics, inflation and War…Oh, My!
April 17, 2022You can ask bob anything you want…I have a degree in SCIENCE! Jacob asks: So, is this World War III and the end of the world as we know it? Hey Jacob, thanks for sending a question! Well, folks always seem to think the end…
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The Message
May 11, 2009The Message Yesterday was mother’s day. The basic plan was a day of laziness for my wife- who is the hardest working person I have ever known. She awoke yesterday to get the usual cards and chocolates- and our sixteen year old son Jonathan cooked…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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