I Want My Alien Back!
July 26, 2008Sci-Fi - 9 Pages "He's not in Area 51? What do you mean he's not in Area 51?" said Lou Diamond's wife. "Then you better go after him." "But, honey, I-" "No!" she insisted angrily, her finger outstretched and pointing at the front door. "No…
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Legends of the Blacksword
February 10, 2011For nearly three millennia the fae High Kings ruled from the Shadowless City of Atlan and during that time there were only three ever to wear the Crown—Telamures Ys, Raachu Horeb, and Ghendil Tiamat. The fall of the greatest in power and tyrannical infamy of…
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Helping Hans
February 16, 2005- Strange -1 Page - Hans was sitting by the stream relaxing and pondering over the events of the last month. It was a perfect spring morning here in the Lake District. Somehow sitting here with the sunlight gently caressing his face and the calming…
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The Theory
June 1, 2005-Sci-Fi - 1 Page - “Cygnus! Cygnus…please come up. Eat something.” He pulled away reluctantly from his work. She wouldn’t possibly leave him alone for any longer. He might as well brave a meal. He had spent the entire day in his work station…she would…
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Family Secrets
November 9, 2005-Strange - 4 Pages - Lester walked into the wall and kept right on going. Strange as that may sound, it wasn't all that unusual. Lester could walk through anything - walls, doors, trees, sand dunes, hotdog stands, people; you name it, Lester could walk…
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Trapped in Bob’s Closet, Part 106
February 9, 2025So it turns out Gary Coleman is a Dimension Lord who can get out of Bob’s closet any time he wants and in fact comes and goes as he pleases. The old Chick Shit chick doesn’t talk much. I think she’s got shellshock from some…
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It’s Just Horrible!
August 28, 2021I remember the time a neighborhood kid came over to my house and asked if I wanted to see a dead body. I told him I couldn't since I was grounded for stealing a tube of Spree. So he asked the kid next door and…
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The Shower
December 12, 2006So I did it. I bloody well pulled it off. I catered my very first bridal shower.After weeks of planning, careful and otherwise, and two hectic days of preparing food, it is all over, and furthermore I am still alive to relay the not very…
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Chucks Discount Funerals
May 26, 2006By P.S.Gifford Charles examined the corpse that had just been freshly delivered to Chuck’s discount funerals. Yep, chuck promised the lowest priced funerals anywhere. As he slogan gleefully boasted…“We will bury your beloved for under a grand. GUARANTEED! You get more for your buck when…
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What Follows Has No Title
February 24, 2008Loverboy---Just Getting StartedMoTW---Beyond The Valley Of The DollsBest Buy just doesn't do "it" for me anymore. I don't know, maybe I'mgetting old and a bit behind the times or something. Last Sunday I went there before I had to make an appearance at a wake.That's…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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