Random Strange Fiction
Don’t Give Up Your Day Job
February 15, 20011 Page He's lugging this suitcase, the first time I see him. It's a huge brown monstrosity, this suitcase, and probably weighs more than its contents. He's covered it with stickers of the places that he's been, like he needs to reassure himself of his…
The Return Of Mr. Sockforahead
June 15, 2001Strange - 4 Pages - Daniel stood before the mirror in his rumpled suit. It didn't fit him as well as it used to - he'd lost some weight. He slicked back his thinning dark hair and straightened his clip-on tie. Today was special; today…
Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part I
March 4, 2024By Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Prologue Lucas frantically negotiated the narrow stone walkway leading up to the church. Signs indicative of an all-too-familiar happening were not lost him. Rabid mastiffs on his tail prevented him from turning back. Slowing his upward pace – even…
Evil’s Eye
October 2, 20232 Pages The huge opening seemed to breathe, and with each intake of breath its mouth seemed to open a little wider. Jenny closed her eyes. This was it. She felt the warm, sticky air wash over her body and took another step forward, her…
The Mission
February 22, 2006-Strange - 8 Pages - The cold dark basement smelled of rotting mold and stagnant water. Cobwebs lined the floor joists above moving only slightly to the wind of Larry's breath. A pinprick of light showed through small holes in a window that had been…
Random Columns
Money for Nothing Part II
July 16, 2018Ok, I’m a little late getting part II out. I finished this about 2 weeks ago, but had to sit on it for a little while before the release. Now I concluded the original Part II was much too long and I need to leave…
The Guerrilla Pissers
July 10, 2006And Buddha said unto the Lord, “You must un-learn what you have learned.”The Lord was looking upon the Buddha, who pissing on the floor in front of the litter box, “but we’re supposed to pee IN the box.”The Lord looked about the room for the…
I’m Pathetic (With 8 FB Friends)
September 8, 2012Saga--20/20 MoTW--Papillon We received an invitation to an "End Of Summer" party a few weeks ago from the folks that live behind us. Considering that the end of summer is around the end of September and they had their party scheduled for 9/1, I found…
History of the Earth Part III
December 10, 2022Last week, I got to witness the first slim, silver, almond eyed Earthlings as they exited the planet before it was consumed by meteors and reduced to a molten rock floating in space. Now, in my timeless state I witness as our planet cools over…
High Tech
March 13, 2010I have just been in a terrible predicament,A tight spot which I am sure will make the strongest stomached of readers wince.A dilemma which I have also considered but never dared to consider would happen.Well happen it did.I was busying myself in the kitchen preparing…
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February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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February 26, 2024Here's what's up: 03/09/24 - Bogus RegistrationsWe had about 200 registrations that had 20–30-character emails that were obvious fake. We identify these as spammers and deleted the users. Luckily, nothing automatically posts. Your fake ad…
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