The Not-So Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe
August 21, 2003Joe Poe had pretty much been dealt a bum hand in the game of life. He was the bastard son of a Black Jewish harelipped paraplegic circus midget. Amazingly though, Joe appeared pretty much normal—at least physically. The only noticeable characteristic he inherited from his…
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Kenny the Koala 2: Electric Boogaloo
February 5, 2000By Jon Stephenson "Oh, Kenny," she said, as the tears streamed down her face. "I just saw the most horrible thing! I saw those human animals in the woods and they had these big yellow things with them!"
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ALIENS PREFER PEPSI
January 17, 2000by Debbie Martinez 1 Page Every evening, JoeBob, John, and Bubba sit on the front porch enjoying popcorn and soda while they watch the sun set. They usually discuss football, politics, women and whatever else comes to mind. Most nights, the conversation stretches way past…
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Work It
January 15, 2009Work It Danny put the exercise video in, took a deep breath, then pushed play on the remote. In moments Johnny Black was on the screen surrounded by his troupe of girls, all of them ready to sweat to the rhythm of cheesy bebop music.…
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Level Nine
November 30, 2005-Strange - 1 page - Elizabeth all at once had opened her eyes and felt strangely rested. She allowed her retinas to adjust to the bright warm light and began to scrutinize her unexpected surroundings. She experienced a tinge of panic as she did not…
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Cuba
May 8, 2000After many minutes of soul searching, I have come to the conclusion that Elian should NOT have to go back to Cuba. We, as Americans, need to open our arms to this unfortunate child and father and welcome them with open arms. It shouldn't matter…
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The 2011 Roadtrip: Part 3
September 3, 2011Devin Townsend Project---Ghost MoTW---Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (Note: For those that care, in the last column I mistakenly used thedate of 7/31 when it should have been 7/30. Don't want to fuck with yourmind and have you think I'm living in an…
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Pieces Tangled a Million Times Over
May 29, 2006Celtic Frost---"Monotheist"MoTW---"Class of 1984"As I pondered the meaning of the reversed doorknob, father walked out ofhis bathroom. (Why he had his own bathroom has caused me many restlessnights. I don't if it was because of his extremely smelly bowelmovements or because he was special, but…
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Catch Up e-mail
April 16, 2021(Originally posted on 04/11/2007) I’ve decided to catch up on some e-mail.___________________________________ Dear Saint Garion, Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Thanks, ~Eric Dear Eric, The answer is simple: It’s because you get to…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: The City That Shouldn’t Be
October 17, 2025Bob put the chip in his pocket and picked up the note on the floor. Just as he unfolded it, Nancy stirred. She sat up, looked around to get her bearings, and wiped a bit of sweat from her brow. “I had a weird nightmare,”…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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