The Absolute Return Of Binkle Bunny – We Really Mean It This Time Matey!
February 23, 2026by A.R.A. Owen Humor - Sci-Fi - 6 Pages A gentle breeze blew down Slag Street, dust billowing in its wake past the front doorstep of the Cummy Todge pub. Ned was just putting his Treomph Bernneville away, and he felt a bitter reflection. It…
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STUCK IN A CLICHÉ
July 6, 2012Strange - 9 Pages - The inside was dark. The Man With The Mustache woke up and saw nothing but a dimly lit wooden plank. If he was smarter, or at least well versed in the English language, he may have thought the sight of…
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Total World Domination
September 7, 20046 Pages I was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life's little obstacles; but shopping simply wasn't something I could…
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Rise of the Cyborgs
April 7, 2025See, the thing was that over time we made the machines more and more like us because we wanted the machines to be able to do all the things that we can do so that we wouldn’t have to do those things anymore. Eventually this…
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Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought
December 4, 20042 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…
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Shrongs -Part IV
April 5, 2011This is a piece of fiction from about four years ago…one of my favorites that was never featured on www.MyStrangeStories.com or www.theweirdcrap.com. Which seems sort of odd in retrospect, since I run both. Hope you like part IV of “Shrongs” In part one we saw…
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My Wounded Finger Is Still Wounded
February 28, 2010Kittie---In The BlackMoTW---Year OneMaybe it was a mistake letting the cat have it's way with my woundedfinger since it's not healing. After a few days of the cat treat I decided to take matters into my ownhands since it seemed to be growing bigger, something…
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The 2009 Roadtrip: Part 4
August 29, 2009Warrior---Fighting For The EarthMoTW---Brothers Of The HeadMONDAY6:08 am: Woke up. Turned to TBS so I could watch a bit of "Married WithChildren". 6:11 am: Awake enough now. Decide to go outside and have a smoke.Luckily had the forethought the day before to bring in some…
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The Interview! Oops, I Mean…..
February 25, 2012Van Halen---A Different Kind Of Truth MoTW---The Thing (2011) Always one to deliver on what I promise, I present to you that interviewwith Bob! I ask the hard questions and leave no stone unturned. No namby-pambybullshit here, I get to the bottom of his story…
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No Gnus is good Gnus…
May 28, 2025No Gnus is good Gnusby Hooty McBoobs I had no idea what to write about this week, nothing happened that pissed me off. I know you’re shocked, but I guess that’s a good sign because it means that the medication is kicking in. I thought…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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