The Weird Crap is a weekly publication featuring Alarmingly Strange Stories, Bizarre Columns, Memes and Comics!

Strange Stories

Published Bi-Weekly:

Excerpts of the latest fiction submitted by our visitors…

>>>THE LATEST FICTION

  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…
  • Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
    by dovinmelhee
    Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee ————— There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete. But then the impossible happened. The being thought of something…
  • White Room
    by Lee Sentes
    -Strange – 2 Pages – The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white. The door opened. A robot entered. “Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon.” The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. “Warden Friend,” he returned sternly. “I hope you…
  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…

Columns

Updated Weekly:

Blogs? Columns? Fiction?
Whatever, here’s some excerpts!

>>>NEW THIS WEEK

  • Some Good Words to Know
    by Spamrider
    They say that knowledge is power, but that doesn’t mean it keeps the lights on. Regardless, for this week’s column I have compiled a list of good words to know in today’s political climate, along with their relevant Webster’s definitions. Considering where being smart or telling the truth is liable to get you these days…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 111!
    by Stephen Johnson
    The room was silent as we all thought about what we had just said. “You’ll die,” I said softly. Bob nodded, quite spastically. He reached his logged arms out to me as if he wanted to be hugged. I reached out to him as if I wanted to give him that hug and then pulled…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 5
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, and then some… Later that day Bob visits Dr. Hector. “Hello, Dr. Hector.” “Special Agent Senitram, how nice to see you. Did you follow the breadcrumbs?” “I found it. Yes.” “And what did you make of my little surprise?” “I thought it was…stupid.” Earlier that day, Bob stood in…
  • The New Devil’s Dictionary
    by Spamrider
    Cat (n):  Man’s best frenemy.

Memes

Click here for the whole batch!

Comics

Bunch more here!

Random Strange Stories

  • Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee

    Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee ————— There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete. But then the impossible happened. The being thought of something…

    Read More…

  • The Nebulous Dr. Fucknuts

    Dr. Fucknuts brandished the cast iron skillet, preparing to use it against old Mrs. Schuster if she didn’t stop singing that damn infernal song. Dr. Fucknuts had lost his mind.  He wasn’t sure where he had left it, but he was certain that eventually somebody would find it and call the number sewn into back…

    Read More…

  • This Time I’ve Gone Too Far

    NOTE: The following short was originally posted on the “Ask Bob” column on 12/28/2008, I thought it would fit in nicely here…Bob S. A few days ago I got a nice Christmas card from my families spiritual elder which read like this: This time you’ve gone too far. This time you’ve gone too far. This time…

    Read More…

  • Shoes

    by Henry Seaward-Shannon My cousin June’s kids, Daisy and Graham, were in the kitchen one day and they noticed something odd on the calendar. Their mother had drawn a deer wearing a lumberjack hat next to the date for the following day. In the evening they watched their mother very closely to see signs of…

    Read More…

Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The lovely and Talented Yvonne Takes Over!

    Hi, you may call me lovely Yvonne and a new era has started here at this site. I want to welcome myself as the newest staff member to theweirdcrap, and am ready to make a difference in your life. This column will now be written by a normal person. There will no more writings about…

    Read More….

  • A Star is Born -Part I

    Follow bob on twitter orask bob a question! At the request of the editor of TheWeirdcrap.com’s worldwide headquarters located somewhere in southern California, just off Ventura Highway in the Basement of a popular Southern Baptist Church; I have to post the following disclaimer (I have to admit, I haven’t read it. The editor just said…

    Read More….

  • Watched Two More

    Lost the use of arms for a bit this past week, so decided to watch “Rocky 3” and “Rocky Vs. Drago” even though I still had most of my face missing since some of it had grown back, and still had no use of my legs. I was a bit surprised at the new cut…

    Read More….

  • Day One Of The Trip You Could Care Less About

    Within Temptation—The Heart of Everything MoTW—Hot Fuzz So I've been thinking about this for the last couple days and have cometo the decision that nobody really wants to hear about the three dayroad trip we took early last week. It was a typical trip, we left on Sunday at about 6 am, but not before…

    Read More….

  • Jury Duty. Again. Sigh.

    Danko Jones—Sleep Is The Enemy MoTW—Where's Marlowe? Anyway, as I was saying awhile ago, before I was forced to take a fewweeks off from writing stuff (and that seems to be happening more oftenthan not), I was picked AGAIN for jury duty, something which I don'twant to do at all, whatsoever, no way in hell.…

    Read More….

What Is All This Crap?