A Balloon Animal With Pizza Feet
August 19, 2008I had a headache the size of Mount Rushmore. What made it all the more worser was the fact that my head was smaller than usual that day. I don't know how it happens-sometimes I fall asleep in front of the open window and the…
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Karmic Fries
July 21, 2008"Josie and Dhanesh, help me unpack these things," Steve hollered from the back room. The two walked over. "We were just leaving," Josie said. "The registers are closed. The store is clean. The garbage is in the dump. Can it wait until tomorrow?" Steve stared…
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Demon Rising – The Awakening
February 5, 2022-Strange - 18 Pages - Chapter 1: The Awakening Heinrich My stomach feels twisted tonight. We wait in the darkness, myself and several others scattered amongst the undergrowth. Elsewhere more soldiers wait but to our eyes the night only paints images to play on the…
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SHADOW MAN
November 17, 2025by Ed Patton It can be said that the sun drives the spirits of the day and the moon those of night yet I hesitate to think of what drives men's souls to toil. I am a hunter of long seasons. Gray of beard and…
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Underbelly
January 15, 20013 Pages Underbelly Rich pressed his forehead to the rain-streaked glass. His grubby clothes scratched against his skin as the monorail bucked over a siding. The people around him jolted in unison, hanging heavily on plastic handles or bouncing on the cheap, hard seats. Rich…
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Two and Two
February 6, 2006by Bob SenitramSong in my head:"With a little luck,we can work it out..."- Paul McCartney and Wings -I wrote my name at 6pm tonight and finished the song in my head by 7pm. No, it's not writer's block. No it's not the superbowl.It's called 3…
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My Bloat – Myself
October 25, 2023One of the worst problems to have, especially if you're a go-go dancer, is that bloated feeling from water retention. Whenever that happens, it can make for quite an uncomfortable day!! Well, I have come up with a simple concoction that helps you get through…
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If I Could Turn Back Time…
August 27, 2025“If I could turn back time...I would be 29.”– Carol Sloan (with special thanks to Cher) 1) Soon it will be my birthday I will be an age that has a three in it. Anyways, the getting old part didn’t really bother me until today.…
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The 2011 Roadtrip: Part 3
September 3, 2011Devin Townsend Project---Ghost MoTW---Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (Note: For those that care, in the last column I mistakenly used thedate of 7/31 when it should have been 7/30. Don't want to fuck with yourmind and have you think I'm living in an…
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Musings And Jerome
August 20, 2022There are probably people wondering about Jerome and why all that stuff happened. I just need to make it very clear that Jerome was not forced into anything. Never has been, never will be. Sure, he was offered money to drink certain liquids but he…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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