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Racing The Moon

Racing With The Moon

December 21, 2005

-Strange - 14 Pages - As she opened the door, it was like entering a crypt sealed to life. The smell of death permeated her nostrils. The thick dust, was like snow piling up from a storm. Petrified cake lay where the boy had left…

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The Mortis of Peace

September 15, 2025

by Aluric Dai 1 Page There was very little left towards the end of time. A great chaos had taken the people, some say a plague. Others just war. Life was different than it had been. Now the people no longer fought for their lives…

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He who remembers

He Who Remembers

April 13, 2005

-Strange - 3 Pages - He Who Remembers by Nils Erwin I was once held captive in a horrible dungeon by a large British man with ghastly teeth. He surgically switched my hands, just to see if I was truly ambidextrous, and had a persuasion…

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Six Arms And A Game Of Pinochle

May 15, 2000

1 Page Doug had never really liked Ernie. He was an okay guy most times, if a little omnipresent. Maybe it was Doug's fault for always picking him out in a crowd. Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four…

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Dirty Boy

July 5, 2008

 I never found out who brought dirty boy into our school and into my bedroom. He was covered in years of accumulated dust and filth, wedged between the cracks of my bedroom floor. His torso stuck to his legs and his legs were bent in…

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Questions? Answers? Answers! Questions! And A Comment!

June 10, 2007

REO Speedwagon---Find Your Own Way HomeMoTW---AcceptedI try to respond to any blurb left in the comment section (link below)unless it's a 20,000 word definition about geology which is the study offucking rocks. Many thanks to the person who took the time to copy andpaste that…

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A Peek Into The Future

May 4, 2025

The Journey To HR, Part 1,389! “Fruity Pebbles?” the HR lady asked. “Fruity Pebbles!” I replied. “Fruity Pebbles?” Sean Cassidy asked. “Fruity Pebbles!” I replied. And then, just to get the point across, I replied again, “Fruity Pebbles!” Star Child Two bonked Sean Cassidy on…

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The Journey To HR, Part 86!

January 24, 2026

“I don't recall there being a Herbie PEZ dispenser,” I said. That whooshing sound. I found myself surrounded by cows, horses, chickens, sheep and lots of folks wearing denim. “Where am I now?” I asked nobody but myself. Then it hit me. Like a ton…

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Stupid Smart

September 14, 2025

I know this seems like an odd thing to be complaining about, but being smart isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I’ll give you an example. When you’re smart, you’re all the time seeing people doing dumb things, mostly because they just haven’t figured…

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Lies! All Lies! (Kind Of)

April 27, 2008

Death Angel---Killing SeasonMoTW---ShiversWell, it was bound to happen eventually.My campaign has been going sublimely strongly with no hitches to speakof until now but luckily it's just a slight bump in the road. For those that read Bob's latest posting, you might be thinking that I'ma…

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It’s All About Us!

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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