Creation By Fire

Sci-Fi - 26 pages - A burned and battered man turned slowly, rolling over on his back. Pain shot through his body. He started to lift his right arm, but stabbing agony shot through it, causing him to moan and clutch his arm with his…

Phone Games

4 Pages The payphone is occupied. Another person, a man, a quirky man, hovers around its perimeter; he closely resembles a jabberwocky. "Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams." Says…

The Nebulous Dr. Fucknuts

Dr. Fucknuts brandished the cast iron skillet, preparing to use it against old Mrs. Schuster if she didn’t stop singing that damn infernal song. Dr. Fucknuts had lost his mind.  He wasn’t sure where he had left it, but he was certain that eventually somebody…

Death To All Smurfs

4 Pages Introduction by Kenneth Keller It was a sad spring day in the forest. All the animals had gone away. The sky was full of mist and the air was permeated with the now familiar scent of death. Hatred was breathing again in the…

Sepulchural

-Strange Category - 5 Pages "Howdie." Looking up from the gas pump nozzle, Vincent was greeted by a plummeting red boxing glove to the face. Whump! Vincent stumbled from the strike and fell against his '87 yellow Trans-Am. "My nose!" The attacker danced back and…

Black Friday……..OF HELL!

Red Hot Chili Peppers---"Stadium Arcadium"MoTW---"Casino Royale"Nobody shot, nobody angry (some a bit disappointed that they didn't getthere earlier). Me? I kinda got what I wanted, but wouldn't have missedout on much if I didn't stand in line at Best Buy at 4 am this pastFriday.…

Curious Accounts of the Imaginary Friend – Promo

Scary Story (Based on a True Story)

It was October.  The leaves were crisp and brown and the wind was ripping them off of the trees and scattering them to the four corners of Five Corners, Indiana. Ghosts of men and beasts roamed the streets of Five Corners, for alas, Five Corners,…

A contemporary Icon!

Johnny V. from El Cerrito, CA, asks ."Hey Bob, how can I become a contemporary icon like You? Why just the other day I was replacing the brakes on my car while "jammin'" to "This Town" by Frank Sinatra, when my wife walks by, rolls…

Zombie Routines

So much of what we do we don’t even do. Our Zombie Routines do it for us. That is to say, much of the time we’re essentially on Autopilot. We routinely (see what I did there?) turn various basic daily life functions over to the…

The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…