Random Strange Fiction
Helping Hans
February 16, 2005- Strange -1 Page - Hans was sitting by the stream relaxing and pondering over the events of the last month. It was a perfect spring morning here in the Lake District. Somehow sitting here with the sunlight gently caressing his face and the calming…
The whole story...The Cleansing Rain…
December 1, 2025by Brandon Cooper I woke up choking again. Salty water inside my lungs. Yum. I think that is probably the worst and best part about sleeping under the blanket of rain, it's terrible. That's just the first adjective that comes to mind too…. I hate…
The whole story...He Who Remembers
May 13, 2024-Strange - 3 Pages - He Who Remembers by Nils Erwin I was once held captive in a horrible dungeon by a large British man with ghastly teeth. He surgically switched my hands, just to see if I was truly ambidextrous, and had a persuasion…
The whole story...Thousands of Fleeing Japanese
August 26, 20243 Pages A small dark man in a small dark room picked up his pen and wrote: In ancient times, the monsters walked among us, and it was good… Godzilla was in downtown Tokyo for the afternoon. It was something he'd made a habit of…
The whole story...Alter ego No. 28
June 15, 2005-Humor - 3 Pages - Andy awoke to a foul stench, and a note. The note lay peacefully on the perimeter of his desk; evidently he had slept the night in the study. His back had, let me see. 2…3..7 - 12 yes, he counted…
The whole story...Random Columns
Killer tits-
March 5, 2007The Extraordinary Case of the Killer Tits of Derby.By P.S.GiffordHilda Weatherspoon was the sort of woman men ogled in women’s underwearadverts. At twenty-four she was most red blooded chap’s idea of the perfectwoman. Well, at least until she opened her mouth…Harry Smith, in sharp contrast,…
I'm interested, I'll read more...Hashing Out Movie Ideas!
November 4, 2023“So you want to make a movie about a talking pubic hair that goes on a rampage and starts killing teens?”“That's basically it.”“Kills them at a camp?”“No, I think that's been done a few times before.”“Kill babysitters on one of those spooky days?”“No, think that's…
I'm interested, I'll read more...If You Want To Know, ASK BOB!
December 4, 2021Can't pick on Bob this week since he's out $300. That would be........rude?Don't know why he wouldn't want to go to jail for a few days though. Watch tv, play cards, drink coffee, eat three meals and sleep. What's so wrong with that? Some of…
I'm interested, I'll read more...What A Mistake This Was
February 2, 2013Helloween---Straight Out Of Hell MoTW---Seven Psychopaths What's this infatuation with cat litter? Today was the last day for Best Buy's "Upgrade And Save" program in which you bring in a DVD and get a $5 coupon to use towards a blu-ray priced $9.99 and above.…
I'm interested, I'll read more...Wedding Vows!
June 14, 2023Ralph and I decided to renew our wedding vows this past weekend!! We have been married for 5 years and have had our share of problems but have been able to work them out and become closer. Ralph also told me that we would be…
I'm interested, I'll read more...It’s All About Us!
The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
Read MoreWhat Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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