The Return Of Mr. Sockforahead
June 15, 2001Strange - 4 Pages - Daniel stood before the mirror in his rumpled suit. It didn't fit him as well as it used to - he'd lost some weight. He slicked back his thinning dark hair and straightened his clip-on tie. Today was special; today…
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This Guy I Know
August 4, 2025There’s this guy I know. He has a job at a computer company called Conspicticon. He name is unimportant. Names mean nothing while he’s at work. For curiosity’s sake, his name is Hal. Sometimes while he’s at work, he just watches his screensaver. He watches…
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Going bananas
August 24, 2005"I'm afraid, Mr. Smith, that your monkey has cancer," the vet informed me. "Cancer?" I echoed. "Poor CoCo." Poor Coco nothing. Poor me was more like it. The damn baboon was a pain in the ass from the get go. And I'd trained my fair…
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A Lady Named Melvin and a Boy Named Sue
February 24, 2025A Lady Named Melvin and a Boy Named Sue by Randy Bone [The following is an actual, unedited “conversation” with an artificial intelligence chat bot. The bot’s responses have been rendered in bold and italics.] There once were three beautiful ladies. Interesting! Is there anything…
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Decomposition
January 12, 2026Sci-Fi - 12 Pages - 腐乱 Decomposition By Kadath Bird & Chie Sakaguchi “Since the day we bit into the fruits of the knowledge of good and evil, mankind has known that they will only damn themselves with their own ability to create..” 地獄 (Hell)…
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Pet the Lord
June 25, 2006Our internet service has been down for three days now, and I’m starting to take it personal. I mean the Lord’s people fucking pay out the nose for this cable modem service so it can be fucking out all of the god damn fuck time?This…
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Summer Plans
June 1, 2006And so it came to pass that Saint Garion got engaged. The lord was confused but God saw that it was good. No longer will she be called the enchanting paramour, now she is the bride. This of course means that we’ve been very busy.…
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The Guerrilla Pissers
July 10, 2006And Buddha said unto the Lord, “You must un-learn what you have learned.”The Lord was looking upon the Buddha, who pissing on the floor in front of the litter box, “but we’re supposed to pee IN the box.”The Lord looked about the room for the…
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My Husband and I…
August 28, 2001Dear Bel: My husband and I have been married for eight years. We both work night shifts and sleep during the day. This works great for our marriage, but it isn't working when it comes to our parents.My folks and my in-laws like to stop…
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I Do A Good Deed!
June 2, 2012Firewind---Few Against Many MoTW---Piranha 3DD Well, my "fact finding" mission Texas is over. For those wondering what I'm talking about, it's all about Bob and having him legally put to death like one of those mean-assed criminals. My thought was simple: I would go to…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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