Random Strange Fiction
Don’t Give Up Your Day Job
March 23, 20261 Page He's lugging this suitcase, the first time I see him. It's a huge brown monstrosity, this suitcase, and probably weighs more than its contents. He's covered it with stickers of the places that he's been, like he needs to reassure himself of his…
The whole story...Total World Domination
September 7, 20046 Pages I was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life's little obstacles; but shopping simply wasn't something I could…
The whole story...Work It
January 15, 2009Work It Danny put the exercise video in, took a deep breath, then pushed play on the remote. In moments Johnny Black was on the screen surrounded by his troupe of girls, all of them ready to sweat to the rhythm of cheesy bebop music.…
The whole story...Eat Pete
April 20, 2005-Humor - 5 Pages - Mary Beth awoke with a start. "What the fu…," she said, groggily. She looked around and realized immediately that it had been a dream. But what a strange dream it was. Stranger than most, to be sure. Not necessarily a…
The whole story...OF SQUIRRELS AND MEN
February 22, 2006by The Peppercorn Kid -Humor - 5 Pages - You know what they say about squirrels and politics. But as much as I try to avoid it, there are those unfortunate times when I find myself caught in a discussion about the furry little critters.…
The whole story...Random Columns
Hollywood Bound?
October 23, 2021Someone from somewhere sent me an email stating that they really liked my spaghetti in a bar bowl idea very much and want to meet up with me to discuss any other ideas that I might have!I sent them another idea where some guy goes…
I'm interested, I'll read more...The Forbidden Time Zone: Crossing Over
October 24, 2025As fast as it appeared, the surreal visions on the television vanished and regular programming appeared. “Did you guys see…” Bob started, but paused as the local news segment kicked in. On screen was a segment covering tonight's folk music concert at Jette Railway Station.…
I'm interested, I'll read more...Just for you…
March 26, 2008By P.S. GiffordHave you ever wanted to murder someone? Please, please, read on I am deadly serious.So, have you ever wanted to murder someone?I don’t mean wished them dead…But actually seriously considered the process of killing.. Lay in bed at night and played with the…
I'm interested, I'll read more...The Journey To HR, Part 56!
April 26, 2025“Retsyn,” I said, still lying on the floor. Star Child Two hummed something from its spot on the floor. The HR lady didn't say anything. “RETSYN!” Jerome screamed again. “RETSYN, RETSYN, RETSYN, RETSYNRETSYNRETSYNRETTTTTTTTSYNNNNNNNNNNNN!”He was now running around the room, acting like a cat that just…
I'm interested, I'll read more...“You’re not being SILLY…ARE YOU?”
June 10, 2013Mitzi writes: Who do you think you are, posting your opinions about things that you obviously know nothing about! What gives you the right? My Dear Mitzi: First of all, thanks for writing to me! I haven’t kept track, but I think its been…
I'm interested, I'll read more...It’s All About Us!
The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
Read MoreWhat Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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