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  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…
  • THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
    by Craig Snyder
    The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe I’m going to be re-elected,” he whimpered brokenly. The day had dawned so calm and fresh, like…
  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…

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  • The Bullshit Machine
    by Spamrider
    What humanity has created with AI is the ultimate bullshit machine. Everything it creates is bullshit. But creating bullshit is the easy part.  The difference with AI is that it creates bullshit that is ever more and more believable. And we are gobbling it up even as it’s being force-fed to us. We’ve already gobbled…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 119!
    by Stephen Johnson
    “Probably not,” I said as the torn apart body parts began to move around, connecting with each other until Bob was whole again. “See?” The HR lady sighed. “Look,” she said. “This has gone on long enough. If it was being written in parts here and there for some website that nobody ever visits, we…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 13!
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, and then some… Hopalong, aka Stephen burst thru the door with a gun pointed at the head of Bob’s trainer from the academy. “Nameless trainer guy, wwwwwwww-what are you doing here?” Bob says, surprised. “You think Benson would trust your sorry ass in this case! He sent me down…
  • Stupid
    by Spamrider
    People say this is the stupidest timeline and truth be told they aren’t that far off from being correct. But there is at least one even stupider*.  I know because I got stuck in it one time. Now at this point you may be thinking to yourself, “This guy sure gets himself stuck in a…

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Random Strange Stories

  • Confessions of a Professional Defuser [excerpt]

    Confessions of a Professional Defuser by Randy Bone Thought bombs are carefully designed psychological viruses routinely implanted into our heads from a very young age through the schools and later through the media. The powerful devious minds behind it all call it “inoculation”. Which is ironic you see because what they are inoculating against are…

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  • Change of Image

    For one man it was his office. For the other, it was just another place to vent. Books line the entire office wall. The man behind the desk was immaculately dressed. The other looked like a grunge fan. His clothes were beyond worn. “What the FUCK are they doing to me!” The young writer, in…

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  • Sepulchural

    -Strange Category – 5 Pages “Howdie.” Looking up from the gas pump nozzle, Vincent was greeted by a plummeting red boxing glove to the face. Whump! Vincent stumbled from the strike and fell against his ’87 yellow Trans-Am. “My nose!” The attacker danced back and forth, concealing his identity behind the big, red boxing gloves.…

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  • Ve=E Cosmo

    Introduction This story is fiction, and like most good fiction there have to be some facts distributed throughout the tale or it just doesn’t cut it. A tale of fantasy doesn’t need facts but fiction does. So to give you something to hang on to throughout the story I’ll start with these three absolute facts.…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • His Heaving Bosom Was Crushed As She Pulled Him To Her And

    Marty Friedman—Loudspeaker MoTW—Excalibur Did one of those annual canoe trips this past weekend, this time on adifferent river which was much, much farther away than the last few. This time I didn't have to cart along a shitload of cd's since the womangot herself a new car with a free 3 year subscription to Siriusincluded.…

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  • The Business Trip

    Dear Bel, Recently I went out of town on a business trip. I returned five days later to find that someone had filled the bed with leaves and twigs. I assumed one of my children were responsible as they often misbehave when I am away. I went to find my wife, to see if she…

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  • I Think This Is An Apology

    Joe Walsh—Analog Man MoTW—Prometheus For some reason I keep slacking off and not delivering as I should. Believe me (or not) but every week I have the fulled intention to welcome you into the latest happenings in my life, but something always seems to happen or come up which makes me forget what I wanted…

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  • Nothing to See Here: Part II

    By Bob SenitramThinking through the nonsense so you don’t have to… Last week, Stephen’s girlfriend got picked up by an undercover cop under false pretenses.Now Stephen and me are on a rescue mission. It’s the middle of the night. Dead of winter. We’re drunk, broke, no car, down to a pack of smokes…and for some…

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  • Haters Gonna Hate

    I once knew this guy who was a gay black transsexual Jewish immigrant Democrat midget. I am literally not making this up. Maybe. Anyway, everybody hated this guy. All the racists hated him because he was black. And all the antisemites hated him because he was Jewish. The religious zealots hated him double because he…

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