The Race
September 11, 2008Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done…
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The Mortis of Peace
September 15, 2025by Aluric Dai 1 Page There was very little left towards the end of time. A great chaos had taken the people, some say a plague. Others just war. Life was different than it had been. Now the people no longer fought for their lives…
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The Grisly Death of Chester McDonald: A Fable
December 25, 2023Chester McDonald suffered a most horrific death. He was eaten alive by his pigs. One day he went out to slop them, but they turned on him, the shifty bastards, and they made quite the feast of him, devouring him bones and all. But unfortunately…
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RATS, REDNECKS, & RETRIBUTION
February 9, 2026by ROB ROSEN -Strange - 3 Pages - "Think we lost 'em, Cletus?" "Yep, Jeb. Think so. They ain't never gonna find us up here. Countryside's too dense and thick." "Kinda like you, Cletus, huh?" His brother jabbed him in the ribs as they maneuvered…
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Eat Pete
April 20, 2005-Humor - 5 Pages - Mary Beth awoke with a start. "What the fu…," she said, groggily. She looked around and realized immediately that it had been a dream. But what a strange dream it was. Stranger than most, to be sure. Not necessarily a…
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KillerCon Vegas- my first day
September 22, 2009What an interesting weekend this turned out to be.To be perfectly frank I wasn't highly motivated about attending- and barely prepared for the trip. Besides I was broke- and Vegas isn’t the cheapest place to hang out at.On Thursday morning, after another of a string…
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A true tale…
February 22, 2008The Yorkshire HoneymoonBy P.S .GiffordOn September 26th 1998 I got married. A date I shall never forget, in fact a date I am terrified to forget if truth be known. Not that I ever would, as it was simply, unquestioningly the single best day of…
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The Guerrilla Pissers
July 10, 2006And Buddha said unto the Lord, “You must un-learn what you have learned.”The Lord was looking upon the Buddha, who pissing on the floor in front of the litter box, “but we’re supposed to pee IN the box.”The Lord looked about the room for the…
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The Beast Within
September 29, 2008By P.S. Gifford Suddenly he awoke, stretching lazily. He opened his eyes and looked straight into the glare of the fire which was blazing gleefully within the hearth. Momentarily startled he quickly became hypnotized by the flames as they danced within their prison, realizing he…
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Much about Nothing…
April 19, 2024This column is pretty much about nothing. Kind of like a Seinfeld episode. If you've read more than one Ask Bob column; or heaven forbid, several, you may've noticed I don't really focus on politics, or a particular subject, or fiction for that matter. In…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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