Helping Hans
February 16, 2005- Strange -1 Page - Hans was sitting by the stream relaxing and pondering over the events of the last month. It was a perfect spring morning here in the Lake District. Somehow sitting here with the sunlight gently caressing his face and the calming…
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The Cleansing Rain…
December 1, 2025by Brandon Cooper I woke up choking again. Salty water inside my lungs. Yum. I think that is probably the worst and best part about sleeping under the blanket of rain, it's terrible. That's just the first adjective that comes to mind too…. I hate…
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He Who Remembers
May 13, 2024-Strange - 3 Pages - He Who Remembers by Nils Erwin I was once held captive in a horrible dungeon by a large British man with ghastly teeth. He surgically switched my hands, just to see if I was truly ambidextrous, and had a persuasion…
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Thousands of Fleeing Japanese
August 26, 20243 Pages A small dark man in a small dark room picked up his pen and wrote: In ancient times, the monsters walked among us, and it was good… Godzilla was in downtown Tokyo for the afternoon. It was something he'd made a habit of…
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Alter ego No. 28
June 15, 2005-Humor - 3 Pages - Andy awoke to a foul stench, and a note. The note lay peacefully on the perimeter of his desk; evidently he had slept the night in the study. His back had, let me see. 2…3..7 - 12 yes, he counted…
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Killer tits-
March 5, 2007The Extraordinary Case of the Killer Tits of Derby.By P.S.GiffordHilda Weatherspoon was the sort of woman men ogled in women’s underwearadverts. At twenty-four she was most red blooded chap’s idea of the perfectwoman. Well, at least until she opened her mouth…Harry Smith, in sharp contrast,…
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Hashing Out Movie Ideas!
November 4, 2023“So you want to make a movie about a talking pubic hair that goes on a rampage and starts killing teens?”“That's basically it.”“Kills them at a camp?”“No, I think that's been done a few times before.”“Kill babysitters on one of those spooky days?”“No, think that's…
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If You Want To Know, ASK BOB!
December 4, 2021Can't pick on Bob this week since he's out $300. That would be........rude?Don't know why he wouldn't want to go to jail for a few days though. Watch tv, play cards, drink coffee, eat three meals and sleep. What's so wrong with that? Some of…
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What A Mistake This Was
February 2, 2013Helloween---Straight Out Of Hell MoTW---Seven Psychopaths What's this infatuation with cat litter? Today was the last day for Best Buy's "Upgrade And Save" program in which you bring in a DVD and get a $5 coupon to use towards a blu-ray priced $9.99 and above.…
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Wedding Vows!
June 14, 2023Ralph and I decided to renew our wedding vows this past weekend!! We have been married for 5 years and have had our share of problems but have been able to work them out and become closer. Ralph also told me that we would be…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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