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The Sallow Tallow Man

December 15, 2025

The Sallow Tallow Man by Joshua Blanc Oliver had just opened up shop for the morning, and was starting up his various processes in anticipation of another lucrative day. He lit a lamp, which cast flickering light onto dim and greasy surfaces. Every morning there…

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AND THERE WAS LIGHT

August 15, 2008

AND THERE WAS LIGHT Strange - 20 Pages - We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective…

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Flowers for Aaron

April 26, 2008

9/15 Dearest Diary, I saw Betty today.  She was eating dinner at Gill's with an athletic, handsome and obviously dim-witted young man.  Her companion had a Herculean body, but his face looked addled as he tilted his head from side to side like a dog…

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The Curious Fate of Sebastian Street

September 14, 2005

-Strange - 1 Page - As Sebastian Street laid there in his hospital bed, he realized his time was quickly fleeting. At only 50 years old he had managed beat many obstacles in this life…But there was no way could bribe or out maneuver the…

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Politics

THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART

August 4, 2002

1 Page The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President's colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. "I don't believe I'm going to be re-elected,"…

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Random Columns

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Dream #9, The Return of Randy

September 19, 2021

My planned column is put on hold so I can tell you about the most wonderful dream I had. First a little background. My brother-in-law, Randy, stayed in our basement about a year ago. It's not an apartment with its own kitchen and bathroom, but…

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What I Shall Eat During My Birthday Week

November 19, 2022

It's strange....There's quite a few people out there that want to know what I'm going to eat during my birthday week. I can' let hem down, so here goes!SundayLasagna & CheesesticksMondayRice & Cheese & Beef StripsTuesday2 OmelettesWednesdayDunkin' Donuts & Taco BellThursday (B'day and that other…

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Guest Writers

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February 23, 2008

Virtual Tales is offering for a limited time only the best price you can get anywhere on these titles, what more it is easy to get a free trial of any story to find one that you like.read more | digg story

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Why Can’t I Leave This Alone?

October 2, 2005

King's X---"Ogre Tones"MoTW---"The Stepfather"So the government is recommending that we start conserving energy whichI think is a brilliant idea. However, just recommending it won't beenough for some idiots out there so I think something drastic needs tobe done to drive home the point.How many times…

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Guest Writers

P.S.Gifford-Head Trip

February 27, 2006

A day in the life of P.S.Gifford   I was just out performing my usual evening walk with my best friend, Chester. Chester being an Airedale mix has an innate inquisitiveness embedded deep within his character; he simply must explore all of life's many intriguing smells.…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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