The Odyssey of Joey
September 12, 2009Once upon a time, there lived a very unhappy boy named Joey."I'm rather unhappy." He noted one morning, so he decided to go out and buy himself some drugs. He went wandering down to the market and stumbled across an old man named Stumpy. He…
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Interview with Robert Peterson
October 4, 20041 Page [Interview commences on Robert Peterson's back patio] Hello my name is Robert Peterson. I am a father to three children, two boys Pete and Oscar, one girl, Lizzy. I work in sales, for a white goods company, specializing in human resources. My wife…
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Phone Games
July 25, 20044 Pages The payphone is occupied. Another person, a man, a quirky man, hovers around its perimeter; he closely resembles a jabberwocky. "Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams." Says…
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Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part I
March 4, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Prologue Lucas frantically negotiated the narrow stone walkway leading up to the church. Signs indicative of an all-too-familiar happening were not lost him. Rabid mastiffs on his tail prevented him from turning back. Slowing…
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Family Secrets
November 9, 2005-Strange - 4 Pages - Lester walked into the wall and kept right on going. Strange as that may sound, it wasn't all that unusual. Lester could walk through anything - walls, doors, trees, sand dunes, hotdog stands, people; you name it, Lester could walk…
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The All Night DJ at WJAZ
September 17, 2022Before I tell you about my all night DJ gig, I must remind you to Ask Bob a question. I have a degree in SCIENCE! So as I had mentioned in previous columns, dumb luck landed me a pretty sweet part time in radio job…
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Captain’s Log: Saving Money, Star Date… Now!
November 1, 2024Note from the Editor: Due to an unexpected disruption in the time and space continuum (thanks Spamrider), the original column somehow was altered. Originally this was not in the voice of Captain Kirk, but we liked this version better, so we kept it. However, some…
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They Want Pictures of my Ass!
March 29, 2023I received an email from "hoeve" which stated that they like bunnies. Not just bunnies as a whole, but specific parts of the bunny. I like bunnies too and think they are so soft and cuddly!!! "Hoeve", you are so sweet! What you wrote is…
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Read The Fine Print…
October 9, 2022New and Improved disclaimer from the Editor: It has come to the attention of the staff and management of TheWeirdcrap.com that Bob Senitram has been handing out unwise and somewhat dangerous advice. Our lawyers have advised us that we need to urge readers not to…
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A Time to Remember
October 24, 2006When I checked my email I found no one asked any questions, so I’m flyin’ solo today. I watched “Click” or “Remote” or whatever the name of that Adam Sandler movie is…I watched it. Not bad. When they show him in the future, it’s cool…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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