Discourse on a Hill
August 25, 2003"The country needs you," the guest implored, short of breath following his lengthy climb. "An entity such as yourself should have no problem bridging the gap between our two parties. Please, accept my offer." "I am not the man for whom you search." "Why so…
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After Death
May 5, 2025Chapter 1: The Scouts -Strange - 13 Pages - Victor Our horses burst from the woods, hooves pounding against the soil and throwing up the turf in thick chunks. My mount had been spurred with a shout to drive her onwards, to carry me as…
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Sepulchural
April 3, 2004-Strange Category - 5 Pages "Howdie." Looking up from the gas pump nozzle, Vincent was greeted by a plummeting red boxing glove to the face. Whump! Vincent stumbled from the strike and fell against his '87 yellow Trans-Am. "My nose!" The attacker danced back and…
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I Want My Alien Back!
July 26, 2008Sci-Fi - 9 Pages "He's not in Area 51? What do you mean he's not in Area 51?" said Lou Diamond's wife. "Then you better go after him." "But, honey, I-" "No!" she insisted angrily, her finger outstretched and pointing at the front door. "No…
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Confessions of a Transylvanian Urologist
September 4, 2023Name's Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for 68 years before that, and his father's father for another…
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This Website can Just Go to Hell!
March 26, 2025I take a week off and the people that work for this website (and they are all men) decide to go behind my back and make fun of me and write something in last weeks column that made me extremely upset. It's like I work…
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Kudos to Bob, Plus I “Accidentally” Tell You His Real Indentity
May 11, 2008Def Leppard---Songs From the Sparkle LoungeMoTW---SistersAs I work feverishly on my campaign, Bob sits quietly at home with his17 chilluns, surfing the web for obscure midget porn and coming up withcool shit like www.mystrangestories.com.From my understanding, you can write your own "Frogman" opus, post itand…
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Captain’s Log: Saving Money, Star Date… Now!
November 1, 2024Note from the Editor: Due to an unexpected disruption in the time and space continuum (thanks Spamrider), the original column somehow was altered. Originally this was not in the voice of Captain Kirk, but we liked this version better, so we kept it. However, some…
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Nice Dreams: Part VIII – An Unexpected Visit!
June 14, 2024Prologue: I'm sort of a hostage on a yacht, where my days are numbered. So, I figured, I'd make the best of it…-Start from the beginning- I spent the rest of that day drinking shots of Tequila with the big wigs and snacking on hors-d'euvres…
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Saint Garion Learns to Ride a Motorcycle
October 31, 2005By Saint Garion BelThe rise of gas prices, the reliability of my old taxi cab, and the sincere lack of any sort of desire in our government to pursue any sort of alternative, has led me to the conclusion that I need a vehicle that…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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