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Strange Stories

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  • Notes on Baby-Sitting
    by Nils Erwin
    by Nils Erwin Length: About 6 pages I HAD MY FIRST BABY-SITTING JOB THE OTHER NIGHT. It was tough assignment, 3 kids – 24-hours. The parent was a family friend, Mandy, who seemed to have adopted the absurd notion that I was the man for the job, and moreover, that I should also be paid…
  • Zeep In The City
    by Joshua Blanc
    -Sci-Fi – 3 Pages – Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep’ to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been distracted for four hundredths of a second. But in that time, he’d somehow managed to collide with a stationary object; unwittingly knocking out his GPS, comm-link, and access to the…
  • In Green, Remembered
    by Christopher Nadeau
    I awoke knowing the link had been severed.  Tears stung my cheeks as I yanked the blankets off my body and stumbled out of bed, feeling sick and disoriented.                By the time I made it to the bathroom sink in anticipation of throwing up my late night trip to Taco Bell, the feeling had thankfully…
  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…

Columns

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  • The Way I Remember It
    by Spamrider
    Before everything gets all crazy and nobody knows what’s real and what’s not anymore, this is the way I remember it all happening. George W. Bush was such a stinking rotten President* that America actually elected a Black guy rather than electing another Republican. This absolutely drove all the latent and blatant racists batshit crazy.…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 123!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Us, being the fine human beings we were, decided Bob could tag along. We wrestled him from the wolverine’s onslaught, tossed him into a pet carrier and went on our merry way. “ID?” asked the bouncer as we entered to strip club. After we showed him ours and he had commented me on how young…
  • Broken Promises: Part III, The Final Insult…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramJust some guy who has no idea what he’s doing…. Back when I was young, I lived by the motto that a man’s word is his bond. Unfortunately, I wasn’t real big on discretion. Turns out, there’s a difference between being a man of your word and being too damn stupid to know…
  • Shit Schmelnoz Says, Part π!
    by Spamrider
    My old friend Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible, who is a space alien from the future of an alternate timeline, has never been married.  In fact, he didn’t even know what marriage was until I explained it to him.  And the reason I had to explain it to him was because he overheard someone using the expression,…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • ONE DAY AT THE ACME by Gary Kolb

    So I go into the Acme after my five mile run. I grab a basket because I just want to grab a few things. There is a good football game on ESPN tonight, Florida vs. Georgia, and I just want to pick up some munchies for the game. I’m in this aisle, right, pasta and…

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  • The Prey

    -Strange – 1 Page – Dalibor bent over to catch his breath. His throat felt ragged, as though the air was scratching it. His heart was pounding in his chest, his head was spinning, and his calves were burning. He let his bag drop off of his shoulder and sat down next to it on…

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  • The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle

    -Humor – 1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can breathe, or as fast as a fish can swim in a tank of Berrysaurus Rex Kool-Aid. He loved to run. Zipping…

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  • A Simple Story About Human Reproduction

     From what I understand, it took only six and a half seconds for my first son, Zachary, to fall from the bedroom window of our third story apartment to the ground below.  This fact has always provided me with a mild level of comfort.  Seeing that I was fifteen minutes from my home when the…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Your Support Is Appreciated!

    I would like to thank everyone who sent us email the last few days. Your support is very much appreciated, and we will try our best to satisfy each and every one of you. But not in that way. However, with the good comes the bad. Since we do not beg people to click on…

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  • The Journey To HR, Part 86!

    “I don’t recall there being a Herbie PEZ dispenser,” I said. That whooshing sound. I found myself surrounded by cows, horses, chickens, sheep and lots of folks wearing denim. “Where am I now?” I asked nobody but myself. Then it hit me. Like a ton of bird droppings. “SHEEP!” I screamed as I pointed. A…

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  • The Forbidden Time Zone: PART XIII

    In case you just joined us in Forbidden Time Zone, usually the Ask Bob column is a collection of true life events, exaggerated into fiction. This, however, is pure fiction. Or is it? So far, future Bob is occupying the mind of his 12 year old self, Bobby. Bob was sent here by the Institute…

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  • Yvonne Helps through the Busy Holidays!

    I am a little bit tired receiving letters from people asking to help out with their pathetic love lives, so I’m going to take a break from helping the less fortunate. Besides, this time of the year is a very bad time to be alone and those that are are pathetic and beyond my help…

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  • Nothing To See Here

    After reading Stephen’s last few columns, we have decided to force himinto taking a break. We have found that the things he has been writing have no basis in fact,but are the musings of someone who has gone completely over the edge. We do not condone in any way his use of Oprah’s name in…

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