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Witches of Rascar Pablo – The Complete Novel

November 4, 2024

We are excited to present a unique addition to TheWeirdcrap.com: the complete novel, "Witches of Rascar Pablo", submitted by Kristopher Lawrence. Previously published in separate installments, we’re now providing links to the entire novel for your convenience. Kristopher has a special connection to our website;…

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The Manhood Test

July 21, 2025

Note from the Editor: The Manhood Test was written back in 2000, before virtual reality was invented. Jonathan looked out of place among the other boys in his crowd. for one thing, he did not wear glasses. Thanks to years of computer use, most children…

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TOLD YOU SO

March 9, 2006

I Told You So by Steve Wilkins -Strange - 3 Pages - Penfold Stekins (or Smiley as he was known, or rather had been known, to his close friends) had no idea whether it was night or day. No idea of the date. No idea…

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Shipmates

July 12, 2008

 Scott descended the ladder, rung by rung, down into the submarine, a blast of heat hitting him from below.  He walked the narrow passageway, steel-toed boots stepping solidly, weaving and bending to avoid hitting his close shaven head on a maze of pipes.  He had…

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Morning Bells

February 10, 2003

Strange - 13 Pages Some days, especially Sunday, no one comes in. If I didn’t work here, neither would I. I find Sundays especially gloomy – but I don’t know why. The sun could be shining, and the world would open wide with a smile,…

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Think About It (Just Not Too Much)

May 18, 2025

I know it hurts to think about it.  And thinking about it too much is definitely unhealthy.  But if you’re not careful, not thinking about it becomes a habit.  And then you’re just like them because you just don’t care anymore. So think about it.

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I Probably Shouldn’t Even Be Telling You This

June 27, 2024

But since it’s a scientifically proven fact that 99.44% of the time no matter what you say or do you cannot create a time paradox situation whereby you change the Past or the Future which you may or may not have previously inhabited*, here goes… THE NEXT PRESIDENT…

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Caught in the act!

May 14, 2012

Somebody was gonna get caught in the act and I was really excited when I got the call from 20/20 to help them in an undercover investigation!   So here’s the plan…they know that Nebraska has been killin’ death row folks with some kind of…

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Questions About Islam

November 14, 2001

Dear Readers,Recently I have received many questions about that "Islam" thing. Being the only religious scholar at here at theweirdcrap.com, I am happy to be of service.Seems to me that many of us might like to be part of a religion that justifies violence. Or…

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A Lazy Secretive Thing With Stuff On Top

June 26, 2010

Y&T---FacemelterMoTW---Blue CollarBefore I get started, would like those that like classic rock/metal tojoin a new forum at www.classic-rock-bottom.ning.com. It's an offshoot of a forum that's closing down on July 1st and has somereally great people onboard. It's also not your typical forum where'sthere's a bunch…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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