The Weird Crap is a weekly publication featuring Alarmingly Strange Stories, Bizarre Columns, Memes and Comics!

Strange Stories

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  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…
  • River People
    by Andy Henion
    -Strange – 2 Pages – As far as I can tell there are two types of Tennessee river people and they travel in competing packs and consume washed up fish or this ubiquitous leafy vegetation that I with my northern bearings will only later come to know as kudzu. There are the stoop-shouldered people who…
  • How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance
    by Randy Bone
    Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this: Ah ee, ah oh, ah ee, ah oh, [hic], ee,…
  • DABBLING IN THE DEPTHS OF HER SOUL
    by Evgeniya Seizova
    by Evgeniya Seizova Year by year a beautiful young lady was gazing with Her spiritual eyes in her own destruction… Was she a human being anymore? She stared her tired and too dilated pupils once again in the impassable Darkness trying to find a ray of light. So many impossible efforts. They’ve been crushing and…

Columns

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  • Fair Warning
    by Spamrider
    I’ll give you fair warning before you read this column: I am about to get all religious and preach up and down the block and speak in tongues and raise hell and raise Cain and call down the fire and the brimstone. If this is the sort of thing that personally offends you I have…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 108!
    by Stephen Johnson
    After all the tape was removed, Star Child Two flew around the room, going faster and faster. When it reached top speed, it headed towards Bob’s exposed buttocks. One minute it was there. After a slurping sound and a scream, it was no longer there. As Bob convulsed and unneeded innards flew from each and…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 1
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, because nobody asked for this… Looking down at the beautiful woods of Virginia, we see a group of men jogging in matching sweats. As we past by the toughest of the toughest we see one little sad excuse of a man. Somehow, he managed to keep up with the…
  • A Little Song and Dance
    by Spamrider
    A little song… A little dance… A little seltzer down your pants!

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Random Strange Stories

  • The House Call

    by P.S. Gifford Charles pulled into the overgrown driveway and gets out of his trusted old MGB. “A house call!” He muses “I can’t believe I got talked into making a house call” He slowly walks up to the over sized front door and pauses for just a moment feeling hesitant. Ringing the bell finally…

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  • Duzzies

    Duzzies by P.S. Gifford -Sci-Fi – 1 Page – The prompt was Starlight- and I was thirty nine. It is short and admittedly clumsy- I found it on line- but aspects of it I do appreciate. I admit forgetting all about it. Felt I owed it one more airing. Perhaps, just perhaps I say, it…

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  • The Curious Fate of Sebastian Street

    -Strange – 1 Page – As Sebastian Street laid there in his hospital bed, he realized his time was quickly fleeting. At only 50 years old he had managed beat many obstacles in this life…But there was no way could bribe or out maneuver the rampant prostate cancer that fate had callously dealt him. Yet,…

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  • Purple Circles

    Last summer my eyes broke.  They would burn in the morning and I’d rub them.   I would look at my eyes in mirrors and see that there were red lines growing all over them.  “Shit,” I thought.  I washed them with water, then alcohol, then peroxide, but the red lines kept growing. After my eyes…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The Block Party: Part 3

    Iron Maiden—“A Matter of Life and Death” MoTW—“Goldfinger” I heard the music, that happy clown music. I saw nothing. I kept hearing the music getting louder and louder. I still saw nothing. The music was quite loud now, so loud that geese flying overhead wereexploding. Finally I saw it, a van turning onto my street.…

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  • FOOLISH DEEDS

    By P.S. Gifford David Grainger opened his eyes, and automatically glanced at his wristwatch, all at once a complete panic overwhelms him, as he remembered what a special day it was. As the rain beat against the shutters, he knew that he had no choice but to face his darkest fears. Today was going to…

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  • Testing Paused!

    Had to take a slight pause on my money-making venture. Since I didn’t want to do what Jerome requested, he went ahead and did it himself. Now, because he doesn’t have the semi-scientific mind nor a laboratory like I have things went horrible wrong. He found a Target cart and went into the woods with…

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  • The Forbidden Time Zone: PART 16- Cindy – 2

    Cindy had just escaped Bob’s detection and was moving through the vast expanse of time and space, preparing to meet the Creators once again. This time, her thoughts turned to the memories of their first encounter. Long ago, when Cindy had finally reached the end of her life, she had been ready. She’d seen enough…

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  • The Journey To HR, Part 78!

    A tremendous whooshing sound. I shrieked. Star Child Two shrieked. I looked at the tag on my finger. It had changed. “FOOLS!” it now read. The whooshing sound was getting closer. “But we’re in space,” I thought to myself. “There should be no sound!” “’Tis a mystery!” Star Child Two replied. We both shrieked some…

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