Sandcastles
April 21, 2025-Strange - 11 Pages - This story begins in the age of myth. It was a time when demons haunted nights, mushrooms housed gnomes, and knights fought dragons. I wasn’t just Anthony, I was Sir Anthony. I had just begun the fourth grade at a…
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Ve=E Cosmo
July 1, 2011Introduction This story is fiction, and like most good fiction there have to be some facts distributed throughout the tale or it just doesn't cut it. A tale of fantasy doesn't need facts but fiction does. So to give you something to hang on to…
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Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part II
March 18, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Chapter 7: Death of a Cop Tal violación,castigada con fuego y azufre,a menudo se tratasimplemente con azufre. Such a violation,punishable by fire and brimstone,is often dealt withsimply by brimstone. 7:57 pm Thursday, May 18,…
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MAP OF AMERICA
August 15, 2010MAP OF AMERICA Map Of America <!-- --> I’d always loved maps. In fact the walls of my office at home were covered with them. Almost every part of the globe was represented there with some areas even being duplicated as I acquired an…
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Ziontology
June 20, 2004By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The…
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The Universe, Female Mud Wrestlers and Email
July 23, 2005Deep Purple---"The House of Blue Light"MoTW---"The Grifters"It's been some time since I answered reader email, so I decided that nowis as good a time as any. Actually, now might not be as good a time asthen, but I really couldn't do it then since that…
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Our Top Albums of 2008
January 10, 2009Rick Springfield---Venus In OverdriveMoTW---The Darwin AwardsSo we're done with our top movie picks of '08 (It's the one titled "OutTop Ten (or so) Movies of 2008". Notice the first word of that title;some fucking idiot went ahead and posted it with that stupid, moronicmistake. They…
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Trapped in Bob’s Closet, Part 106
February 9, 2025So it turns out Gary Coleman is a Dimension Lord who can get out of Bob’s closet any time he wants and in fact comes and goes as he pleases. The old Chick Shit chick doesn’t talk much. I think she’s got shellshock from some…
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Daylight Saving Blues
March 10, 2024Well, it's that time of year again when most people set their clocks ahead an hour and, as my friend Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible once put it, start pretending that it's really one hour later than it actually is. Personally I agree with Schmelnoz and think…
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War on Christmas?
December 19, 2005God: “Hey Saint Garion, what the fuck is all this war on Christmas shit about? People down there are just going on and on about this Christmas thing…”Saint Garion: “Well it is this ‘holy’ day that the folks down here just sort of passed into…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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