Fear: Held Against My Will
April 24, 2008Fear will make you do things you would not ordinarily do, I know. This tragic tale happened eight months ago. I use to think that if I moved to an expensive neighborhood, it would be a safer place to live. A picturesque location where…
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The Black Tunnel
June 8, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - I pulled my blankets off in slow motion. My knees all but buckled under me as I put one foot and then the other on the floor beneath me. I dragged myself to the shower, trying without success to turn…
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The Day Tom Jones Changed My Life
December 29, 2025-Humor - 6 Pages - Up until that point, I'd never been much of a Tom Jones fan. He was more my mother's generation, not mine. Oh sure, I knew he had some hits here and there since the mid-sixties. I'd danced to "Sexbomb" and…
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The Gray of the Streets
February 10, 20252 Pages There was a little girl with thin knees that sat in the back of the stage, behind the curtains, where the audience couldn't see her, watching the dancer with rapt attention. The dance was slow and beautiful, and the poor little girl, for…
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The Odyssey of Joey
September 12, 2009Once upon a time, there lived a very unhappy boy named Joey."I'm rather unhappy." He noted one morning, so he decided to go out and buy himself some drugs. He went wandering down to the market and stumbled across an old man named Stumpy. He…
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The Real Story OF That Trip: Part 7
December 16, 2007Lillian Axe---Waters RisingMoTW---SuperbadLet's play Mad Libs!Half-naked, I _______ over to the pickup truck prepared to do what wasmeant to be done. Cackling wildly, he rummaged around the cab of the pickup and picked upa ______ of peanut butter. "Go ahead and spread some of this…
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Scary Story (Based on a True Story)
October 26, 2025It was October. The leaves were crisp and brown and the wind was ripping them off of the trees and scattering them to the four corners of Five Corners, Indiana. Ghosts of men and beasts roamed the streets of Five Corners, for alas, Five Corners,…
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More Mention Of My Finger, Deborah Foreman and Finally……
March 13, 2010Porcupine Tree---The IncidentMoTW---Black DynamiteHave you ever gotten to the point where you sit down to write somethingthat needs to be written, yet can't figure out exactly what to writeabout?Well, that's where I am right now. I could go one some more about my wounded finger…
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Terror on the High Seas! A.k.a. The Bionic Woman does Dallas
February 4, 2008I kept promising a new episode of “The Bionic Woman”, but I haven’t bothered; now my back is against the wall since the writer’s strike is about to end! The new season is about to end, so I guess all we’ll get is one cliff-hanger,…
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Maybe I’m Not A Bad Person?
November 12, 2011Iced Earth---Dystopia MoTW---From Paris, With Love Ah-ha! I knew it! I FUCKING KNEW IT! Scam column from Bob, just as I figured. It proves something, I'm justnot sure what. Maybe it just proves I was right which is good enough forme. And my breath smells…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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