The Janitors Puppies
April 27, 2008I am the janitor at the McShwartz School for mentally ill children. 'Nuff said. Every day I watch kids come in, and they most likely won't come out in the same physical state they went in. That happened to one kid, and when his father,…
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A Bad Haircut
July 31, 2009Note from Editor: This one is as sad as it is creepy. It was originally submitted 12 yrs ago, by an unknown author named Seth. Excerpt: He stared at his face in the small square mirror, the door to a diminutive medicine cabinet, built for…
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Satan and Some Homeless Janitors
February 14, 20004 Pages The rural town of Descourve was a town with a long, uneventful history. A brief stay as county seat is the closest it ever came to dignification. The glory days, though, were now long gone and the ambassadors and dignitaries never came anymore.…
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Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought
December 4, 20042 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…
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Titanium Hip Concerto in C Major
April 11, 2004Brian Fugett - Humor -1 Page - Late Christmas Eve. A warped Mozart album warbles on the record player as the party guests begin to leave. I notice grandpa slumped under the mistletoe, shitfaced and disheveled, eyeing everyone with cynical amusement. He knocks back another…
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The Christian Right
August 24, 2001The phrases "Christian Right" and "Religious Right," are often used as slurs, and rightly so. It's easy to stereotype Christians as mean-spirited zealots. Most of them are. When scam artists like Benny Hinn are on television more often than legitimate Christian Saints, and when prominent,…
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The 2009 Roadtrip: Part 4
August 29, 2009Warrior---Fighting For The EarthMoTW---Brothers Of The HeadMONDAY6:08 am: Woke up. Turned to TBS so I could watch a bit of "Married WithChildren". 6:11 am: Awake enough now. Decide to go outside and have a smoke.Luckily had the forethought the day before to bring in some…
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Fluffy: Part III
February 13, 2026by Bob SenitramThinking through the nonsense so you don’t have to… In Part I, Stephen tells Bob to put the carpet cleaning company in his resume, the company that fired him.In Part II, Bob finds out that his grandma has thought he was a sexual…
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The 2009 Roadtrip: Part 9
November 14, 2009Devin Townsend Project---AddictedMoTW---The Deadly Spawn(Contrary to popular belief, I did not build a time machine and warpmyself to the next day. The last time listed on the last part 8 of theRoadtrip [tm] opus was listed wrong, possibly due to my drunken state.If you don't…
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Adventures in Truck Driving Part III: The Final Insult
January 9, 2022No Means, NO! There were two things I missed the most when I drove over the road every day. First there was beer. No drinking for me when I was driving. You just didn't get enough time off to recouperate. The second, TV shows (this…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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