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Strange Stories

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  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…
  • THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
    by Craig Snyder
    The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe I’m going to be re-elected,” he whimpered brokenly. The day had dawned so calm and fresh, like…
  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…
  • Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
    by dovinmelhee
    Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee ————— There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete. But then the impossible happened. The being thought of something…

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  • You Better You Bet
    by Spamrider
    You can literally bet on almost anything now.  And I’m not using “literally” in that post-ironic sense where literally means literally the opposite of itself. You can literally literally bet on almost anything. From a Time Traveller’s historian perspective, I see it all as a part of the continued Game and Reality Show-ification of American…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 116!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Suddenly, Bob sat up. The applause and my crying stopped. He looked at me. “We made a movie about 60 or 70 years ago,” he said. “Do you remember that?” I nodded. “We had a couple Betamax players and hooked them together. Then we got some cheap beer, think it was Keystone, and, since it…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 10!
    by admin
    By Bob SenitramBringing the nonsense to light… That night, Cannibal Hector escaped. A daring escape involving cunning, patience, blood, gore, and the eating of faces. Not really. Actually, he leaned against a wall and that got the whole ball rolling. It was the shoddy construction that went into the temporary prison. It was made-on-the-cheap years…
  • Buried Memories
    by Spamrider
    I had planned something else this week but Bob and Stephen’s recent columns jarred loose an old memory buried in my noggin that I hadn’t thought about in years. It happened not long after I first became a Time Traveller.  I was still pretty green and I was still getting the precision down on my…

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Random Strange Stories

  • The Absolute Return Of Binkle Bunny – We Really Mean It This Time Matey!

    by A.R.A. Owen A gentle breeze blew down Slag Street, dust billowing in its wake past the front doorstep of the Cummy Todge pub. Ned was just putting his Treomph Bernneville away, and he felt a bitter reflection. It had been just three years since Tiko had married his Herley Dorvidson, and the thought of…

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  • Bobby Brady and the Psychedelic Sewage Tank

    Bobby Brady and the Psychedelic Sewage Tank by Saint Garion * 3 Pages An old one toothed dirty bastard was walking down the street, he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk. He seemed to be very sad by the look on his face, his hands on his knees, his head resting ever so…

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  • THE UNIVERSALITY OF MAUREEN

    Water gushes down from the showerhead onto me and my troubles are washed away.  They of course accumulate again, as does the dirt during the working day.  But a good shower – nothing beats it – not a good hard hot shower.  Who can go without it and say that they’ve truly lived?  The only…

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  • The House Call

    by P.S. Gifford Charles pulled into the overgrown driveway and gets out of his trusted old MGB. “A house call!” He muses “I can’t believe I got talked into making a house call” He slowly walks up to the over sized front door and pauses for just a moment feeling hesitant. Ringing the bell finally…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The Only Lists That Matter! My Top Ten Movies and Music of 2007

    Chris Caffery—Pins and Needles MoTW—Black X-Mas I've been doing these lists the last few years and, since nobody reads'em, I'm going to keep on doing them anyway because I can. I'm not a movie critic who wets their pants with excitement anytimeJulia Roberts pops up on a screen at the local multiplex. Nope, I'm justa…

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  • Glenn Liechtenstein

    “I gotta find some new old shit to send Bob or else I’m going to have to write some new shit, because otherwise he is going to run out of shit in 2-3 months.” “And then what happens?” my imaginary friend Glenn Liechtenstein asked. “And then all hell breaks loose!” I answered him.  But I…

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  • After 2 years, I finally get an email!

    Grant from Michigan writes:A few months ago you said McCain was’t worth mentioning in the Iowa pre-vote caucus deal…now he’s the main man. What’s up with that smarty-pants! Dear Grant:I did get an email from a certain J. McCain a few months ago. And he complained about the same thing. I didn’t write back because…

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  • The 2009 Roadtrip: Part 2

    Saga—10,000 Days MoTW—The Exterminator 3:00 pm: Entered New Jersey. Disguise on. Contacted the step sister andtold her we would be in town shortly. She sounded……really thrilled.The cops at the border seemed to be eyeballing me so I flipped them offand sped away. Got lost in traffic. Score 1 for me. 3:30 pmish: After many, many…

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  • Some nice time off!

    Susan of Tacoma asks, Bob, My husband and I have one child and that’s all we can afford. I want my husband to have a vasectomy; however, he resists. Why would he do this? Dear Susan, I never thought I would have such a life-style. Daycare payments for two kids, exceed our house payments, car…

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