A Tapping
December 5, 2005-Strange - 2 Pages - A tapping, delicately, on my back. I am sitting up on a table, feeling gentle taps on my back, watching a series of images; myriad tables receding into infinity, like two mirrors facing each other. Farmers milking cows; on each…
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Family Secrets
November 9, 2005-Strange - 4 Pages - Lester walked into the wall and kept right on going. Strange as that may sound, it wasn't all that unusual. Lester could walk through anything - walls, doors, trees, sand dunes, hotdog stands, people; you name it, Lester could walk…
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Legends of the Blacksword
February 10, 2011For nearly three millennia the fae High Kings ruled from the Shadowless City of Atlan and during that time there were only three ever to wear the Crown—Telamures Ys, Raachu Horeb, and Ghendil Tiamat. The fall of the greatest in power and tyrannical infamy of…
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The Grisly Death of Chester McDonald: A Fable
December 25, 2023Chester McDonald suffered a most horrific death. He was eaten alive by his pigs. One day he went out to slop them, but they turned on him, the shifty bastards, and they made quite the feast of him, devouring him bones and all. But unfortunately…
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Tales of Constant, Unrelenting Insanity
November 6, 200416 Pages vol. I Larry was in a miserable mood as he left the slaughterhouse at 5:00 PM after working an 8 ½ hour-shift, then being laid off. It was like the world had stabbed him in the back, and opened up a wound where…
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Ask The Spamrider, Vol. 2
September 8, 2024So Bob has been wanting me to do another edition of Ask The Spamrider, the column where I answered letters from my so-called “fans”. And God knows what Bob wants Bob gets. Bob has this annoying way of relentlessly needling you, like a ravenous and…
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Whoa! Two Weeks in a Row?
June 17, 2007Fair To Midland---Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times IsTrueMoTW---The MesmeristCheck it out:Two weeks and two postings from me! Ain't that grand? I had cut down abit this year since I didn't have a lot to say but decided to writewhatever popped…
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The New Devil’s Dictionary
January 19, 2025New Devil's Dictionary by Spamrider Satire: [In an increasingly insane world this word has been rendered both obsolete and meaningless. It is démodé. Kaput. Satire is utterly dead, my friends. May it rest in rebellious peace.]
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Blast from the Past!
November 10, 2008Before you go any further, check out the cool new design for the story section My Strange Stories! TheWeirdcrap.com links are always on the top of the page and stories are organized by genre on the side...enjoy!I took three weeks to answer this question a…
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Oh, The Pity
December 20, 2014Harem Scarem---Thirteen MoTW---Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead As I look back at this past year, it has dawned on me that nothing really happened. Is that possible? Nothing happened and I accomplished zilch? I guess I did finally learn how to use my Kindle…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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