I Was A Teenage DJ
July 3, 2023Yup, I was a teenage DJ. NOTE: Due to a shortage of submissions, I'm posting a biographical story taken from four Ask Bob columns, written a year ago. If you would like to share your fiction with the world, click this link to submit a…
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Surprise Package
July 17, 2022- Sci-Fi - 1 Page - The crying was to be expected. The girls, after all, were only six years old and, despite their enhanced intelligence and intensive training, were still emotionally immature. And identical siblings often formed unusually strong bonds. In addition to leaving…
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Love & Haight
March 2, 2005-Strange - 12 Pages - Kim trudged the stairs of her four-story walk-up, groceries in hand, and cursed her stupidity for choosing an apartment with such an obvious drawback. Her previously romanticized notion of living in such an historic neighborhood known as Haight Ashbury, or…
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Morning Bells
February 10, 2003Strange - 13 Pages Some days, especially Sunday, no one comes in. If I didn’t work here, neither would I. I find Sundays especially gloomy – but I don’t know why. The sun could be shining, and the world would open wide with a smile,…
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Six Arms And A Game Of Pinochle
May 15, 20001 Page Doug had never really liked Ernie. He was an okay guy most times, if a little omnipresent. Maybe it was Doug's fault for always picking him out in a crowd. Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four…
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A Quest For An Answer: Part 1
June 4, 2011Black Stone Cherry---Between The Devil & The Deep Blue Sea MoTW---The Last Exorcism I feel pretty bad not posting something the last couple of weeks, butit's really not my fault. I intended on posting at least once duringthat two week span because I was hoping…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: PART XIII
January 31, 2025In case you just joined us in Forbidden Time Zone, usually the Ask Bob column is a collection of true life events, exaggerated into fiction. This, however, is pure fiction. Or is it? So far, future Bob is occupying the mind of his 12 year…
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Robbie
January 30, 2007Robbie studied his metallic face in the mirror. He looked intently at the cold unemotional face staring back at him. ‘I am such a fine looking robot,’ he thought, ‘surely the finest the world has ever seen.’ He trundled to a black lacquered book case…
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Is Donnie the True Messiah?
September 3, 2025Before we get into Donnie…I know that its been some time since I have written, but I have been having some trouble at work - the trouble is that they make me work. Here is some Hooty Mail to keep you entertained. Please be warned…
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Out Top Ten (or so) Movies of 2008
January 1, 2009Ayreon----01011001MoTW---An American CarolWell, it's a new year and it's that time for me to let our faithfulfollowing know what movies we found to be the best of the past year(that being 2008 for those not in the know).This year I managed to leave the house…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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