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Strange Stories

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  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…
  • Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
    by dovinmelhee
    Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee ————— There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete. But then the impossible happened. The being thought of something…
  • White Room
    by Lee Sentes
    -Strange – 2 Pages – The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white. The door opened. A robot entered. “Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon.” The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. “Warden Friend,” he returned sternly. “I hope you…
  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…

Columns

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  • The Last Poodle on Earth
    by Spamrider
    I haven’t wanted to write about this because the wound is still fresh, but unfortunately my Time Portal got destroyed. It was that damn Poodle that I rescued from The Future. Even though I haven’t been writing about it lately I’ve been quite busy with the old Time Portal. Because what I finally realized is…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 112!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Bob sat up. “Where am I?” he asked. “My office,” the HR lady said, quickly hiding the needles behind her back. “Wow,” Bob said, rubbing his head with logged fingers. “The last thing I remember is getting repeatedly shot in the head with a machine gun.” We moved closer to hear more. “Yeah…..I remember the…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 6
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, before you do… Bob finished up his report and went back to Virginia to complete his training. A few days later, he’s watching the news in his room when a story catches his attention… “Jennifer Statlin, the daughter of Senator Statlin is reported as missing, and is now believed…
  • Some Good Words to Know
    by Spamrider
    They say that knowledge is power, but that doesn’t mean it keeps the lights on. Regardless, for this week’s column I have compiled a list of good words to know in today’s political climate, along with their relevant Webster’s definitions. Considering where being smart or telling the truth is liable to get you these days…

Memes

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Random Strange Stories

  • OLD AGE

    by Erin Renee Hune Glover -Strange – 2 Pages – The room smells of poverty, rot, and old age. A heap of yellowed, tattered blankets begins to stir on a yellowed, tattered couch. The blankets are thrown back, and a wave of body odor and old-person smell invades the room. A woman, more wrinkled than…

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  • DECOY

    DECOY It was one of those rare English summer days when the sun actually shone. In fact it had been shining now for three consecutive days, and that afternoon was delightfully calm and dream-like.      I’d been working in the garden, rather more idle than industriously, drifting aimlessly through the afternoon as it moved towards…

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  • That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 3)

    9 Pages Part 3 of 3:  “Aw,” said Mr. Sockforahead. “Why’d you close the door? I was gonna peek in real quick and give him a fright. Might’ve even got him to pee his pants. And as for the ‘help me’ nonsense, a fat lot of help he’ll be now that we’ve softened him up.”…

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  • The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 3)

    7 Pages Part 3 of 3: Sally drove her Volkswagen Golf through what had now become a blizzard. Snow fell relentlessly, covering the streets and making visibility downright invisible. To make matters worse, the streets were icy beneath the snow. The small car treated corners as if they were an option, and often skidded into…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The P and Illiteracy

    Judas Priest—“Sin After Sin” MoTW—“Humanoids From the Deep” Out of all the news from last week, only two items somehow becameembedded in my mind. No matter how I tried, I couldn’t erase them frommy brain, so I guess they were really newsworthy and need my 2 cents. The first story is the claim from Victoria…

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  • Haters Gonna Hate

    I once knew this guy who was a gay black transsexual Jewish immigrant Democrat midget. I am literally not making this up. Maybe. Anyway, everybody hated this guy. All the racists hated him because he was black. And all the antisemites hated him because he was Jewish. The religious zealots hated him double because he…

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  • I Now Love Weddings!!!

    Rush—Snakes & Arrows MoTW—The Protector Wow! How wrong I was! I expected the wedding and reception to be a particularly gruelingaffair, what with the no alcohol rule and my not giving a shit aboutgoing to a wedding in the first place, so imagine my surprise when Ifound myself totally drawn into the whole spectacle of…

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  • Mr. Goatee And Testicle Shopping

    Chicago—XXXII: Stone Of Sisyphus MoTW—There Will Be Blood There's something going on in Bob's land, something I need to knowabout. It's something about Stephen and how he can't read. Is the Stephen he'sreferring to actually me? I don't know. He's claimed it's what's comingnext on his last couple columns which pisses me off since I…

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  • The Other Woman!

    There’s a new woman hanging around our Weirdcrap offices and I don’t like her one bit. I don’t know why I don’t like her, and I don’t really care why since I am such a great judge of people. All I know is that she’s trouble and I’m going to do everything in my power…

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