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the boy who couldn't recycle

The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle

November 12, 2000

-Humor - 1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can breathe, or as fast as a fish can swim in a…

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simple story of human reproduction

A Simple Story About Human Reproduction

June 12, 2008

 From what I understand, it took only six and a half seconds for my first son, Zachary, to fall from the bedroom window of our third story apartment to the ground below.  This fact has always provided me with a mild level of comfort.  Seeing…

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Legends of the Blacksword

Legends of the Blacksword

February 10, 2011

For nearly three millennia the fae High Kings ruled from the Shadowless City of Atlan and during that time there were only three ever to wear the Crown—Telamures Ys, Raachu Horeb, and Ghendil Tiamat. The fall of the greatest in power and tyrannical infamy of…

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Witches II

Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part II

March 18, 2024

Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Chapter 7: Death of a Cop Tal violación,castigada con fuego y azufre,a menudo se tratasimplemente con azufre. Such a violation,punishable by fire and brimstone,is often dealt withsimply by brimstone. 7:57 pm Thursday, May 18,…

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stuck in a cliche

STUCK IN A CLICHÉ

July 6, 2012

Strange - 9 Pages - The inside was dark. The Man With The Mustache woke up and saw nothing but a dimly lit wooden plank.  If he was smarter, or at least well versed in the English language, he may have thought the sight of…

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Hooty

Drunken Advice for Drunken Drunkards – Part I

November 12, 2025

Note from Editor: Still no Chick Shit writer! Anyone interested in writing a column that no one reads for free, send me an email! Until then…. Drunken Advice for Drunken Drunkards by Randy Bone… The problem with that fist martini is that it disappears too…

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Guest Writers

I say

January 30, 2006

By PS GiffordRobert opened the brightly painted red front door to his home with his dog panting contently at his feet.“That was good run wasn’t it Chester?” He cooed warmly to his four legged companion.Robert realized that he was completely drenched in sweat.He hummed to…

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The Block Party: Part 4

September 17, 2006

Blind Guardian---"A Twist in the Myth"MoTW---"Ghoulies 2"Doris kept yelling into her cell phone, the passengercontinued prodding the headless body, I continued crying and rockingwhile Spunky was bent over examining the decapitated head. "Yep, this is quite surely dead," said the passenger poking the bodywith his…

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This Is Going To Be A Waste Of Our Time

November 6, 2021

Just 27 kids for Halloween this year. It used to be more (even last year), but I guess it's either a thing of the past or there's just less kids. Expected Bob to show up since he's the size of a youngling, but that didn't…

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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 31

June 13, 2025

In last week's episode of Forbidden Time Zone, the universe was screaming into a pillow as Bob missed one clue after another regarding Cindy’s whereabouts. But it wasn’t just the universe's chaos at play. It was The Creator’s. You see, when they sent Cindy into…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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