The Adventures of Kelvin the Human Hang Glider and his Luminous Toad
September 21, 2005-Strange - 3 Pages - Kelvin the human hang-glider woke up one morning and realized that the floor had changed color overnight. From the ravenously beautiful teak mahogany floor that he had been used to, there now lay a semi-fluid mass of twitching pulp. A…
DESTINY OF THE BONES
May 24, 2006by Bradley Mason Hamlin -Strange - 1 Page - Ace looked at the sun with his eyes semi-protected by black shades. For a moment he wondered if he could tell the time from the position the big ball held in the sky. He shrugged his…
The Black Tunnel
February 19, 2024-Strange - 6 Pages - I pulled my blankets off in slow motion. My knees all but buckled under me as I put one foot and then the other on the floor beneath me. I dragged myself to the shower, trying without success to turn…
How to not be a cretin, and give into passion. Also entitled: How to Meet Strange People
May 5, 20042 Pages I wandered into the kitchen, and there, was an old man sitting at a large table sorrounded by a full breakfast. He held a banana, like you would a handgun, and followed me around the room with it. BANG! He laughed at his…
The Day Tom Jones Changed My Life
April 27, 2005-Humor - 6 Pages - Up until that point, I'd never been much of a Tom Jones fan. He was more my mother's generation, not mine. Oh sure, I knew he had some hits here and there since the mid-sixties. I'd danced to "Sexbomb" and…
The Salsa – That Binds
May 10, 2005I went out last night with some new friends and drank enough alcohol to kill a large tree. This is my account of what happened, as I now remember it. And yes, lesbian passion will explode.We went out to a Tex-Mex restaurant, and drank about…
I Got a Visitor in Jail!!!
April 17, 2024Since I've been in jail before, I know exactly how to handle myself and know how to keep out of trouble. Take my word, if one of your fellow inmates wants you to be her bitch, you might as well go with it or there…
This Year’s Roadtrip Destination And Another Review
July 11, 2009Lillian Axe---Sad Day On Planet EarthMoTW---BeowulfOK, since I had such a strong, positive reaction to last week's firstever movie review, I'm going to do it again, this time a big-budgetmovie that came out a couple years ago that you may or may not have seenbut…
I Do A Good Deed!
June 2, 2012Firewind---Few Against Many MoTW---Piranha 3DD Well, my "fact finding" mission Texas is over. For those wondering what I'm talking about, it's all about Bob and having him legally put to death like one of those mean-assed criminals. My thought was simple: I would go to…
Save Save Save
February 27, 2006By Bob SenitramKevin from New Finland writes:Things have been a bit rough around here. I’m trying to save some money on just about everything. Got any tips?Kevin, balloons with helium just fly away. Sure they look nice now, but soon they’ll be lying on the…
TheWeirdcrap News!
April 21, 2024Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…
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What is This?!
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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