SONGS FROM THE WOOD
August 15, 2014SONGS FROM THE WOOD Strange - 20 Pages - Despite years of studies, nobody had cracked the code. Many individuals and groups, looking at the puzzle from a multitude of different angles, had all failed to solve the riddle. Birdsong it seemed might never give…
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Morning Bells
February 10, 2003Strange - 13 Pages Some days, especially Sunday, no one comes in. If I didn’t work here, neither would I. I find Sundays especially gloomy – but I don’t know why. The sun could be shining, and the world would open wide with a smile,…
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SHADOW MAN
November 17, 2025by Ed Patton It can be said that the sun drives the spirits of the day and the moon those of night yet I hesitate to think of what drives men's souls to toil. I am a hunter of long seasons. Gray of beard and…
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The Adventures of A Dead Duck
February 23, 2005-Humor - 3 Pages - Ick Bollard had waited a long time for this. Longer than he could actually remember. And that was a long time. Ick didn't know how long, because he'd forgotten how to tell the time, but he knew he'd waited a…
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Queen of the Damned
June 8, 2008The old queen never knew what hit him when you flew from the shadows and latched onto his leathery neck. You didn't know it was a pint and half of blood was boy blood, until you tried to toss the corpse in a garbage bin. …
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Wedding Vows!
June 14, 2023Ralph and I decided to renew our wedding vows this past weekend!! We have been married for 5 years and have had our share of problems but have been able to work them out and become closer. Ralph also told me that we would be…
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My Exposed Adventure in the Forbidden Time Zone: PART IX
January 3, 2025This week in the Forbidden Time Zone: Bob was pulled from his deep sleep. Gabriel was waiting for him. "We had to pull you out quickly. We detected some unusual energy readings entering the database. We were concerned it might be the entity." Bob tried…
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It’s Moooiy-da, I tell you!!!
May 5, 2023You probably don't recall, so I'll tell you, two years ago Fox New was prescribed by my doctor to fix my low blood pressure. But then I became irritable because of all the doomsday news and my wife banned me from watching Fox News. When…
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The Journey To HR, Part 21!
July 27, 2024I answered the phone, as you sometimes should do. “Yes?” I asked in as timid a voice as possible, just in case this was a scammer.“Is this Stephen Johnson?”“Yes?” in that still timid voice. “Hey there! This is Cornelius Sproot with [redacted]! Got your email…
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The Journey To HR, Part 74!
September 13, 2025Star Child Two hovered in front of my face as I continued pointing at the tag and the surrounding ruckus and slight melee continued. It slowly bonked my head and started slowly flying away. “You want me to follow?” I asked. Star Child Two nodded.…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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