The Cleansing Rain…
December 1, 2025by Brandon Cooper I woke up choking again. Salty water inside my lungs. Yum. I think that is probably the worst and best part about sleeping under the blanket of rain, it's terrible. That's just the first adjective that comes to mind too…. I hate…
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Evil’s Eye
June 2, 20022 Pages The huge opening seemed to breathe, and with each intake of breath its mouth seemed to open a little wider. Jenny closed her eyes. This was it. She felt the warm, sticky air wash over her body and took another step forward, her…
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Only On Jupiter
March 10, 2025Only on Jupiter by Ed Bread -Strange - 5 Pages - Mistakes happen. I left the heater on. It was my fault. I admit it. No one was hurt. At least I have that on my side. So, while the cops and judges and whoever…
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Zeep In The City
November 16, 2005-Sci-Fi - 3 Pages - Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep' to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been distracted for four hundredths of a second. But in that time, he'd somehow managed to collide with a stationary object;…
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Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part III
April 1, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Chapter 10: Katatòn Y en cuanto a los que se encuentranbajo la luna de Kataton,Evadan la exaltación,y tengan cuidado con el quetzlcoatlus. And concerning those who find themselvesbeneath the Katatonian moon,Evade the exaltation,and beware…
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To V or not to V
May 16, 2021By Bob Senitram The other week while watching t.v. I heard the President stress, “I urge every American to go get your shot…” Wanting to be a good American, not only did I get one...I stayed at that bar til' closing time with multiple shots…
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Bob’s Top Ten, Pretty-Sure to Work, Pick-up Lines
December 8, 2023This week I present pick-up lines thanks to Jason who asks: "Hey Bob, how do I meet women?" Dear Jason: I really don't know because I've been married for 25 years, so I asked the kid. "It's all online, people don't go out in public…
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Ralph and Law Enforcement!
November 8, 2023I guess the law enforcement people think that since Ralph hits me in the stomach daily with a 2X4, I am a victim of spousal abuse. At least that is the excuse they gave me before dragging my poor Ralph to jail this past Sunday.…
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The Journey To HR, Part 43!
January 18, 2025Jerome continued yakking. “He filled the bathtub with cold water, dumped the whole bottle of bubble bath in, and then sprayed the bubbles with WD40. Then, fully clothed, he dove into the tub and was under the bubbles, water and WD40 for quite a long…
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My Exposed Adventure in the Forbidden Time Zone: PART VI
December 13, 2024Previously in My Exposed Adventure in the Forbidden Time Zone, Bob had been living countless lives within simulation time zones since his death. His consciousness, uploaded into this machine, had experienced cycles of existence that blurred into one another. But now, something had gone wrong.…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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