The Resurrection Machine
August 24, 20023 Pages At the reincarnation center, Brandy sat in a seat sewing as reincarnaters reincarnated. Beside her, on a walnut end table, lay a laminated card with a number stenciled on it, nearby was a pretty brass lamp. She sat in her regular chair. That…
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Hostage Situation
March 7, 20042 Pages The muffled whispers were drowned out by the megaphone. The spotlight from the police chopper was shining down on the house, and bits of the light were filtering through the windows. The family I was holding hostage was beginning to piss me off…
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At The Gates
May 15, 20012 Pages A crowd was gathered outside the city. People milled about aimlessly, bumping into each other as often as they were bumped into. A feeling of quiet panic and frustration trickled through, subsiding once, swelling again. The only thing that kept an epidemic in…
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Barrage of the Dead
July 4, 20042 Pages Barrage of the Dead by Jason Earls Dan sat at his dining room table working on a new piece of origami when a mangled, bug-eyed, undead man, entered his house without knocking. Dan remained captivated by his origami and didn't notice the zombie…
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Walk in the Front Door
September 15, 20011 Page The perfect juxtaposition. The perfect over use of a word describing something so simple, some so beautifully clichéd, a contrast not of senses, but of conclusions, real and inferred. For Eli, the sign, the neon words burned into the atmosphere around him, "No…
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Mars Needs Women
September 24, 2025This column by Spamrider was so well done, we thought we'd go ahead and feature it again in hopes that someone responds. -Bob So you’ve probably heard about the Chick Shit situation by now. We have nobody to write it. Bob has now driven off…
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Roadtrip Roadblock?
May 14, 2011Uriah Heep---Into The Wild MoTW---Furry Vengeance This is the time of year that I set aside some time to think about whereI'm going to go on vacation. Actually, "vacation" might not be the right word since I don't need towork cause I'm loaded down with…
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An Amendunum (Made Up Word!)
August 6, 2022Wow.Some online help ya sites are just mean. Guess I didn't follow their strict rules last week so we didn't get paid. This reminds me when “Crocodile Dundee” came out and it was such a big hit. So big of a hit that I decided…
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Visits From Schmelnoz
July 14, 2024I’ve been getting fairly regular visits from Schmelnoz over the past several weeks, but it gets confusing as hell because I never know if he’s coming from the Past or from the Future. Very often neither one of us will have any idea what the…
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Currently In The Hospital…
May 29, 2000Note From the Editor: "JOHN" IS CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL DUE TO A SEVERE CASE OF FOOD POISONING. WE ARE GOING TO POST ONE OF HIS OLDER COLUMNS FOR ANYONE WHO MAY HAVE MISSED IT. Actually, John has been going through a vigorous exercise program…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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