The Black Noir
July 31, 2023I was playing trombone in a Megadeth cover band when she caught my eye. She was sitting across the crowded smoky bar drinking something wet and pink. I knew right away I was going to stick my penis in her. I'd been struggling with an…
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A Metaphysical Interpretations of the Memoirs of Peter Jennings (a.k.a.”Lemons”)
August 7, 2004"Arfwoofbagwhoareu" was generous enough to submit several stories about 15 years ago. They are long, ridiculous, and hard to put down once you get into it. If you're in the mood for complete insanity, then this one's for you!
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And Thanks for the Chicken
May 25, 2005Derik Taylor - 18 Pages - Smelling his armpit, he regrets not taking a shower or at least putting on some deodorant/anti-perspirant. Now he is too close to the door just to turn around and go back upstairs. A minute passes and it becomes crystal…
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Legends of the Blacksword
February 10, 2011For nearly three millennia the fae High Kings ruled from the Shadowless City of Atlan and during that time there were only three ever to wear the Crown—Telamures Ys, Raachu Horeb, and Ghendil Tiamat. The fall of the greatest in power and tyrannical infamy of…
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Journal of a Foolish Thief
November 3, 20032 Pages I consider myself a professional. I view myself as one of the greatest thieves of all time, since I was a little kid. I can't help but reminisce about when I was 8 years old, the time I snuck into my neighbor's house…
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Anna, Anna, Anna…
April 17, 2007A day late on posting my regular Monday column; however, I was pretty sick and I just didn’t have the energy to think about anything. Luckily the bug only lasted a day so I can give all my regular visitors a dose of Senitram. Speaking…
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My Old Friend.
February 17, 2006It was in the summer school holidays 1978 when I made a very special friend. Yes, I remember it as distinctly as if it was yesterday. I would have been thirteen years old then.One particularly sunny morning I awoke and over my bowl of cereal…
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Nothing To See Here
July 11, 2005After reading Stephen's last few columns, we have decided to force himinto taking a break.We have found that the things he has been writing have no basis in fact,but are the musings of someone who has gone completely over the edge. We do not condone…
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A terrible predicament
August 22, 2009I have just been in a terrible predicament,A tight spot which I am sure will make the strongest stomached of readers wince.A dilemma which I have also considered but never dared to consider would happen.Well happen it did.I was busying myself in the kitchen preparing…
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I Guess This Is About Movies?
December 17, 2022I kind of read Bob's last post and it reminded me of something.....No, not how he ripped off “Planet Of The Apes”. (By the way, I still haven't replaced my keyboard. A new one is sitting on top of a filing cabinet to the left…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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