That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 3)
October 31, 20089 Pages Part 3 of 3: “Aw,” said Mr. Sockforahead. “Why’d you close the door? I was gonna peek in real quick and give him a fright. Might’ve even got him to pee his pants. And as for the ‘help me’ nonsense, a fat lot…
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The Evil Women
February 20, 2003Part One: Evil In the far distant future, a band of women landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated their bodies, turning some of them to evil! Ajax, a pretty woman, but not one who had turned to evil,…
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Paranormal Story
March 24, 2025-Strange - 4 Pages - This concerns one night some considerable time ago and is a true story. Locations are accurate, only my name is true, the others have been changed for protective purposes. I was driving home after a night out with my friends.…
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Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part I
March 4, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Prologue Lucas frantically negotiated the narrow stone walkway leading up to the church. Signs indicative of an all-too-familiar happening were not lost him. Rabid mastiffs on his tail prevented him from turning back. Slowing…
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SONGS FROM THE WOOD
August 15, 2014SONGS FROM THE WOOD Strange - 20 Pages - Despite years of studies, nobody had cracked the code. Many individuals and groups, looking at the puzzle from a multitude of different angles, had all failed to solve the riddle. Birdsong it seemed might never give…
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Pulling the Parts from the Pieces
May 15, 2006Wolfmother---"Wolfmother'MoTW---"Wolf Creek"We were the only ones ducking the flying bats at the movie, quitepossibly due to the marijuana we had inhaled earlier. We were also theonly ones laughing at the Andy Warhol movie (Dracula/ Frankenstein? Idon't remember) which was really no big deal since there…
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Ebay: The Fifth Reich?
November 13, 2006Meat Loaf---"Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster is Loose" MoTW---"Slither" Ebay is basically a non-entity to me, it's something out there that Ioccasionally use. It's not one of those sites that I visit every day(like www.sweatyasianchickswithhardhats com, which has updates hourlyand proves my point…
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Pest Control
May 22, 2000Andy from Tallahassee FL, . Asks: Why in the hell do the pest control companies keep on making the rat poisons and cockroach killers better smelling? . Now to me, a poison should stink like two week old pussy. . At least this says "Hey, don't eat me." . But no, these cock…
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Darva Carvey?
July 10, 2000Mij Nosirrom, from "South Texas" Asks:"I've been a little out of touch lately, but now I have a computer and I'm learning a bunch of shit about the world that I never knew! Anyway who's this Darva Carvey that the "I'm Pissed" guy keeps calling…
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A Fugitive From Justice
September 13, 2023Here's the latest update on Melissa, fugitive from justice, go-go dancer and all-around woman of the world: We hired some cheap investigators to track down Melissa. What they have reported to us is shocking, but typical of Melissa. She is currently travelling with 3 other…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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