Fake Tan
January 15, 2001Strange - 3 Pages Mary was an attractive girl of nineteen years of age, although she was single and jobless she was never lonely or penniless. Always, Mary had the latest fashionable clothes, no matter what the price. A girl going places or so one…
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The Not-So Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe
August 21, 2003Joe Poe had pretty much been dealt a bum hand in the game of life. He was the bastard son of a Black Jewish harelipped paraplegic circus midget. Amazingly though, Joe appeared pretty much normal—at least physically. The only noticeable characteristic he inherited from his…
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DECOY
August 15, 2008DECOY It was one of those rare English summer days when the sun actually shone. In fact it had been shining now for three consecutive days, and that afternoon was delightfully calm and dream-like. I’d been working in the garden, rather more idle than…
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Total World Domination
September 7, 20046 Pages I was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life's little obstacles; but shopping simply wasn't something I could…
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Walk in the Front Door
September 15, 20011 Page The perfect juxtaposition. The perfect over use of a word describing something so simple, some so beautifully clichéd, a contrast not of senses, but of conclusions, real and inferred. For Eli, the sign, the neon words burned into the atmosphere around him, "No…
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Pulling Stuff out of my Ass..
May 15, 2022Before I get to that "out of my ass..." stuff, I got a big announcement: In case anyone keeps track, there have been no updates on facebook or instagram for a week. Someone hacked into my TheWeirdcrap facebook page and posted some horrible things that…
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Stupid Smart
September 14, 2025I know this seems like an odd thing to be complaining about, but being smart isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I’ll give you an example. When you’re smart, you’re all the time seeing people doing dumb things, mostly because they just haven’t figured…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 45
September 19, 2025Fast forward…our trio arrived in Brussels. There, the three misfits quickly realized they didn’t speak Dutch. And without a phone translator app, they had a hell of a time finding a hotel. While Cindy was playing a very animated game of charades with a terminal…
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A Little Bit of This, A Little Bit of That: Interplay Between Politics and Economics
October 18, 2024I initially planned to start this column with an engaging introduction about a new story that came to me while cleaning the carpet. However, I realized this column is meant to share my thoughts on "this and that". Turns out, that's something that I almost…
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The End of the Guinea Pigging (with a life lesson)
February 19, 2007Therion---Gothic KabbalahMoTW---Sweet RevengeEven with Jerome wailing like a cat in heat, we made it across theborder with no problems. Finding the hotel was also no issue even though it was down one sidestreet after another, making it seem as if we were journeying down thepath…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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