The Weird Crap is a weekly publication featuring Alarmingly Strange Stories, Bizarre Columns, Memes and Comics!

Strange Stories

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Excerpts of the latest fiction submitted by our visitors…

>>>THE LATEST FICTION

  • THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
    by Craig Snyder
    The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe I’m going to be re-elected,” he whimpered brokenly. The day had dawned so calm and fresh, like…
  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…
  • Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
    by dovinmelhee
    Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee ————— There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete. But then the impossible happened. The being thought of something…
  • White Room
    by Lee Sentes
    -Strange – 2 Pages – The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white. The door opened. A robot entered. “Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon.” The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. “Warden Friend,” he returned sternly. “I hope you…

Columns

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Blogs? Columns? Fiction?
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  • Still More Future History
    by Spamrider
    Somewhere deep in the swamps of the malaria-infested jungles of a country whose name I shan’t divulge dwelled the man I had travelled across great distances in both time and space to find. It was Bob’s Grandpa, and I had come to kill him. But that’s another story so here is this week’s Weird Crap.…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 113!
    by Stephen Johnson
    “Me?” I asked in quite the innocent way. “Yes, YOU!” Bob shouted, trying to get to his logged feet. He failed and lay back down. “YOUUUUUUUUU………..” he hissed, and pointed at me again. “Fine,” I said, getting into the game. “MEEEEEEEEEEEEE…………” There were a few chuckles as we delighted in messing with Bob’s brain. “You!…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 7
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, before you do… “So you’re here to visit Dr. Hector for the third time. Didn’t he make a fool of you twice already? The warden asks. “Fool me twice shame on you. Fool me three times and, and…I won’t get fooled again.” Bob replies. “Yeah sure, you know the…
  • The Last Poodle on Earth
    by Spamrider
    I haven’t wanted to write about this because the wound is still fresh, but unfortunately my Time Portal got destroyed. It was that damn Poodle that I rescued from The Future. Even though I haven’t been writing about it lately I’ve been quite busy with the old Time Portal. Because what I finally realized is…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • A Metaphysical Interpretations of the Memoirs of Peter Jennings (a.k.a.”Lemons”)

    “Arfwoofbagwhoareu” was generous enough to submit several stories about 15 years ago. They are long, ridiculous, and hard to put down once you get into it. If you’re in the mood for complete insanity, then this one’s for you!

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  • Sharkman’s Demise

    Sharkman’s Demise by Lucretia “lady” Randle Caroline was a sweet woman, always giving to others before herself. We all assumed that’s why her first 2 marriages failed, they had taken what they needed and moved on. She had 4 beautiful children, and when it was just her and them they were spoiled by her love.…

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  • Interfacing

    “What the hell are you doing?” I asked him. “Interfacing,” he said. “With your shirt?” “This shirt is a microfiber weave quantum computer,” he replied as he kept tapping imaginary keys on the side of his stomach. “All my garments are computers. So is everything in this room.” I thought about it a minute and…

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  • Sympathy for the Devil

    1 Page I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK, I want to do business.…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Something Happened Within the Last Few Days…

    Something happened within the last few days that shocked and sickened me. Usually I do not get easily repulsed, but as you read this, you will find out why I am in the state I currently am in. I was watching quality television programming–I do not remember if it was Teletubbies or Australian Rules Football–but…

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  • two non-poems

    Bad water… By P.S. GiffordThere is surely something wrong with our water supply,for when I awoke this morning my mouth was so dry.My head it did ache, and a felt a little sick,I suspect it was bad water that was the cause of it. So tonight when I drink my fine scotch and water,I shall…

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  • The Real DJ Story

    Bob’s latest columns are all about lies. Considering his age, disco wasn’t even a thing when he was in high school. Neither was funk. Nope. He basically stole the story of my life and went ahead and let you think it was all about him. This is the reason why he only gets email from…

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  • Head Cleaning…

    Oh boy, did I ever make a big mistake!! It seems that a lot of people, like Jim N., are confused about what I meant when I said I was going to write about head cleaning!! I did not mean it in a sexual way!! That would be dirty and I am not allowed to…

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  • I Gots Lotsa Screens

    Instead of defending poppa and how he made Omaha the “city” it is today, I must take the time to talk to a person or two. Hey, guys (or gals). Just stop it. You think you know the internet when you really know nothing. When you weren’t even a thought in someone’s mind, I was…

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