The Legend of Bobbi-Jo
May 5, 2000The Legend of Bobbi-Jo, by Stephen Johnson Humor - 7 Pages - I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As it happened I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter. No milk was involved.…
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Strings Attached
March 15, 20005 Pages She has been fighting it for weeks now, the broody, hungry emotion that came to her when it was past time to have a man. She had ignored the feeling as long as she could because she didn't want it. She had never liked…
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A Bad Haircut
July 31, 2009Note from Editor: This one is as sad as it is creepy. It was originally submitted 12 yrs ago, by an unknown author named Seth. Excerpt: He stared at his face in the small square mirror, the door to a diminutive medicine cabinet, built for…
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Confessions of a Professional Defuser [excerpt]
December 16, 2024Confessions of a Professional Defuser by Randy Bone Thought bombs are carefully designed psychological viruses routinely implanted into our heads from a very young age through the schools and later through the media. The powerful devious minds behind it all call it “inoculation”. Which is…
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Functional Family
September 20, 20042 Pages Writers struggle for the right words, the right feeling. It isn't always easy and often, life is a series of struggles that have to be overcome. For one young writer, his family shares in his downfall. Wichita Lineman by Glen Campbell is slowly…
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It’s That Time Again!
July 23, 2011Yes---Fly From Here MoTW---Doghouse Well, it's that time of the year again! Time for us to prepare us for the annual roadtrip. Time for you to prepare for a couple weeks of me regaling and boring youwith stories from our trip. But not now. No,…
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Buddha Takes on the Internet
April 17, 2006Dreaming doesn’t count when it’s about something stupid. The Buddha (a.k.a. little fuck bastard) dreams of chewing my CAT-5 cable. And then he fucking does it, severing me from the internet.Now that it’s Easter and everyone is over here folding paper cranes… I forgot what…
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Texas Toast
January 7, 2024In Texas every meal you eat comes with Texas Toast. I’m not that big of a fan of Texas Toast actually. No offense to Texas. Actually, I wonder if Texas Toast was even invented in Texas. Some guy in New Jersey probably sliced some bread…
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The 2009 Roadtrip: Part 9
November 14, 2009Devin Townsend Project---AddictedMoTW---The Deadly Spawn(Contrary to popular belief, I did not build a time machine and warpmyself to the next day. The last time listed on the last part 8 of theRoadtrip [tm] opus was listed wrong, possibly due to my drunken state.If you don't…
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This weeks blog is a link-
February 15, 2007http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmLbD-rqrB0&feature=PlayList&p=C46DD2D0474525C9&index=0me on you tube. I know many of you must have wondered what I look and sound like- Now is your chance to find out...PSG
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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