Witches of Rascar Pablo – The Complete Novel
November 4, 2024We are excited to present a unique addition to TheWeirdcrap.com: the complete novel, "Witches of Rascar Pablo", submitted by Kristopher Lawrence. Previously published in separate installments, we’re now providing links to the entire novel for your convenience. Kristopher has a special connection to our website;…
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Sympathy for the Devil
December 9, 20031 Page I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking…
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From An Inverted Existence
September 7, 20032 Pages There was moisture in the air… everything was so unreal. Yet I've always felt at home there, somehow, with the familiar feeling of countless ethereal fingertips gently poking me from all around. A yellow haze hung in the air. In most places it…
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Underbelly
January 15, 20013 Pages Underbelly Rich pressed his forehead to the rain-streaked glass. His grubby clothes scratched against his skin as the monorail bucked over a siding. The people around him jolted in unison, hanging heavily on plastic handles or bouncing on the cheap, hard seats. Rich…
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Love & Haight
March 2, 2005-Strange - 12 Pages - Kim trudged the stairs of her four-story walk-up, groceries in hand, and cursed her stupidity for choosing an apartment with such an obvious drawback. Her previously romanticized notion of living in such an historic neighborhood known as Haight Ashbury, or…
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It’s My Birthday! Again!
November 15, 2008In This Moment---The DreamMoTW---Frontier(s)Before I start this week's incoherent rambling, I want to give a thanksto Sachi who left a comment on something I wrote way back on 2/1807.Glad you like it, hope it affected your life in some way!Now we have a new president,…
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Not Just Mini Vans…
May 8, 2000I am going to continue with my rant on drivers. See, after about 12 beers, I was making my way home at about 730 one evening. I did have the ole cruise control on so I had no problem driving straight. Anyway, I was going…
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Baby Pictures…From inside my belly!!!
December 6, 2023I went out and had some pictures taken of the baby in my belly!! I got a great deal from a customer from the bar. When I told him that I was going to a doctor to have him take pictures of my baby, he…
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A Touching Email…
October 4, 2023I received a lovely email from Phil that is so touching: "hey melissa, you kin cum live with me sweety i'll give you a spot right between me my sister and my mom and the sheep, and don't you worry about the smell , the…
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Captain’s Log: Saving Money, Star Date… Now!
November 1, 2024Note from the Editor: Due to an unexpected disruption in the time and space continuum (thanks Spamrider), the original column somehow was altered. Originally this was not in the voice of Captain Kirk, but we liked this version better, so we kept it. However, some…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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