The Bell Tower
July 29, 20242 Pages Our story begins deep in the heart of Terrebonne High, where a dark secret lies, waiting for a not-so-bright student like Marsha Johnson to come along and knock at its door. Many years ago some strange events happened at this high school. Please…
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Discourse on a Hill
August 25, 2003"The country needs you," the guest implored, short of breath following his lengthy climb. "An entity such as yourself should have no problem bridging the gap between our two parties. Please, accept my offer." "I am not the man for whom you search." "Why so…
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Going bananas
August 24, 2005"I'm afraid, Mr. Smith, that your monkey has cancer," the vet informed me. "Cancer?" I echoed. "Poor CoCo." Poor Coco nothing. Poor me was more like it. The damn baboon was a pain in the ass from the get go. And I'd trained my fair…
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Whatever Happened To Mr. Sockforahead?
January 15, 2007by Joshua Blanc -Strange - 6 Pages - Most kids, Billy's Mum was apt to tell him, built sandcastles at the beach. Not Billy; he was much happier digging a hole. Sometimes, if he dug deep enough, he would reach the water level and all…
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Interfacing
July 1, 2024“What the hell are you doing?” I asked him. “Interfacing,” he said. “With your shirt?” “This shirt is a microfiber weave quantum computer,” he replied as he kept tapping imaginary keys on the side of his stomach. “All my garments are computers. So is everything…
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Good Will Hunting: Part III
March 8, 2024In last week's column I was reminiscing about the time that me Stephen had big plan to go hunting and shoot them lovely springtime birds and shove them in the freezer for free food. We was up in two trees ready to shoot them birds.…
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It’s Take Your Kid to Work Day!
January 17, 2024Looks like I made a huge mistake bringing my baby to work. I think there also might be something seriously wrong with it since it's now over 5 feet tall and it's less than a month old. Instead of calling it "it" all the time,…
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I Have an Agent!
July 17, 2024Even though I begged and begged, my agent advised me that I should not tell you about any tricks that I can do with my enormous breast since that would stop people from coming to the show and experiencing my boob live. Kind of depressing,…
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Getting Ready For Thanksgiving!
November 15, 2023I was going to have a contest with the prize being me for Thanksgiving, but I was told that this might be considered illegal by some people. Sorry guys and gals!! This Thanksgiving will be strange since I will be celebrating it alone. I agreed…
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If the soup don’t stink…
June 12, 2007As I was explainin’, the world has been waiting for the first lander on a nearby planet. A first, for the space administration’s new mission of reaching for the stars.Unfortunately, a sterile apparatus was supposed to be sent to the “next over planet”, but things…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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