What’s This Weird Crap?

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that’s been accumulating since 2000. We also feature Short Attention Span Humor which is comics, memes, and jokes. No strings attached…we don’t sell anything.

We’re just that stupid!

Browse around, read a story or two, see what you think. If you like what you found here, like us on facebook and once a week or so you’ll get a post featuring our latest fiction or humor. Recommend us to a few friends and help gather up a new generation of fans and contributors. Read More about “What is This?!”

Featured Fiction

And Thanks for the Chicken

Derik Taylor – 18 Pages –
Smelling his armpit, he regrets not taking a shower or at least putting on some deodorant/anti-perspirant. Now he is too close to the door just to turn around and go back upstairs. A minute passes and it becomes crystal that no matter how much cooler he is then this cat she is not going to move. He gives in, slides the door sideways and steps over the napping pile of white, tan and black fur and into the Saturday afternoon where the sun is a ball of fire in the clear sky. Read More about “And Thanks for the Chicken”

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Short Attention Span Stuff

How you Dune

Coming Soon…

September 29, 2021

Source: Facebook.com

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Past Submissions

Alarmingly Strange Stories

The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle

November 12, 2000

1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can breathe, or as fast as a fish can…

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Walk in the Front Door

September 15, 2001

1 Page The perfect juxtaposition. The perfect over use of a word describing something so simple, some so beautifully clichéd, a contrast not of senses, but of conclusions, real and inferred. For Eli, the sign, the neon words burned into…

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THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART

August 4, 2002

1 Page The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe…

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Lunatic Columns

The Interview! Well…..

March 24, 2012

Picture—Warhorse MoTW—Battle Royale Yes, yes, yes. I know. The interview. Luckily for you it’s THAT week, THAT week where you finally get to readthe interview. The interview you’ve all been waiting for. So without any further whatever-that-word-is, here it is…

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Give to the UCVF

February 9, 2009

Today I am going to discuss a very serious issue that will effect many Americans this year.Last week the President I once supported, mandated the first stage toward a socialist state by forcing businesses that request government bailout money to…

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The REAL TRUE Story of That Trip: Part 8

December 30, 2007

Dream Theater–Systematic ChaosMoTW—The Bourne UltimatumAs I lay on the pavement with my saviour cradling me in their arms, Iopened my eyes and found myself staring into the greenest eyessurrounded by the softest black hair I had ever seen. The hair…

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Short Attention Span Stuff

Blessings…

July 30, 2021

Source: TheOdd1sOut.com More Daily Demented Comics…

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Tales of Elves and Trolls: The Crystal Goblin

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Join Lora and her friends as they encounter sentient trees, a deadly dragon, and mischievous goblins…a battle that could change the face of their world!  By Joshua Blanc – An Alarmingly Strange Story contributor from the very beginning!

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