By Bob Senitram
No bacon, just bringing home the nonsense…
Well, I’ve been watching all them talking heads on TV and now I guess I got a little somethin’ to say about those midterm elections.
To tell the truth, when I was younger, I didn’t think much about Mid-Term elections.
I figured, “What difference would it make. Besides, I voted in the big election.”
Well, in normal times, it don’t seem to matter much.
But, these days…
It’s a big deal.
Let’s just say midterms graduated from pop quiz to a final exam that nobody studied for.
From gas & groceries, to healthcare, to people getting gunned down in the streets…it’s kind-of-a big deal.
Weird thing is, no one in the Capitol seems to care. I think folks are there to just steal more of our tax payin’ money.
And the Senate and Congress green lights every stupid thing.
Now, if you’re a young buck, or maybe a new citizen, here’s some stuff you might not know…
All THIS SHIT you see going on…
All of it coulda been stopped by Congress and the Senate.
At any moment in the last two years, they could have put the brakes on.
But they’re asleep at the wheel.
And when somebody’s asleep at the wheel, you’re gonna hit somethin’.
Looks to me like that somethin’ is a big pile of shit.
That’s why it’s important to vote in this midterm election.
You gotta’ get rid of every Republican that drank the Kool-Aid.
Tell the truth, it don’t matter to me if you vote for a rusty coffee can.
Anything is better.
I’m sure the current Regime will pull some bat-shit crazy antics out of a hat to try to interfere with the elections.
Maybe another riot?
Maybe he’ll declare martial law?
Who knows?
I guess he’ll try anything to keep the Regime going.
But what I don’t get is… why?
If the changing the guards could get you impeached, why would you force tariffs and make prices go up, before the midterms?
Why would you make the price of oil go up?
Why would you take away healthcare?
And why would you attack people of color who helped get you elected?
I mean, if you were some kind of criminal mastermind, wouldn’t you spend the first two years concentrating on all the little details that make life easier for everybody?
Then, after the midterms…
Go do all that bat-shit crazy stuff.
I dunno.
Maybe he really is that stupid.
Hey…
Maybe he’s playin’ that three-dimensional chess again.
Naw.
More like one-dimensional tic-tac-toe.
AND NOW YOU KNOW!!!
CAUTION: Reading this may increase confusion.
Song in my head:
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