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A great collection of nonsensical short stories. We started back in the day with a competition to see who could create the most bizarre, funny story. A recipe for disaster! But we ended up with some of the most weird, entertaining stories that we’ve ever read.

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Evil Lesbian image

The Evil Lesbians

August 29, 2021

Part One: Evil In the far distant future, a band of Lesbians landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated their bodies, turning some of them to evil! Ajax, a pretty lesbian, but not one who had turned to evil, burst into the Captain’s cabin.”Captain, Captain, come quick! Some of us lesbians, but not me, have turned to evil!””No! Not choke evil! said the Captain. “Should we defend ourselves with…

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Kenny the Koala

Kenny the Koala 2: Electric Boogaloo

August 18, 2021

By Jon Stephenson “Oh, Kenny,” she said, as the tears streamed down her face. “I just saw the most horrible thing! I saw those human animals in the woods and they had these big yellow things with them!”

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Binkle Bunny in Super Electronic

June 13, 2021

4 Pages It was a lovely day and the Cummy Todge was brimming with people. Some of these people were regulars who were somewhat used to the usual insanity of the place. Most of them however were the unfortunate victims of chance, blissfully unaware that they were in danger of leaving the establishment gibbering like halfwits. Ned squoze past Fauna holding a tray of drinks. He wasn’t too impressed at playing waiter and he snapped…

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Mr. SockForAhead

The Return Of Mr. Sockforahead

June 13, 2021

4 Pages Daniel stood before the mirror in his rumpled suit. It didn’t fit him as well as it used to – he’d lost some weight. He slicked back his thinning dark hair and straightened his clip-on tie. Today was special; today he was free. More importantly, he was cured. He turned and looked distastefully at the drab grey smock laying folded on the bed. He’d worn for it for the last six months, without…

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The Legend of Bobbi-Jo

May 15, 2021

7 Pages I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As it happened I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter. No milk was involved. My Mommy had dropped an Eggo on the floor. Obscenities strained my ears as she and Bobby-Jo, my pet ferret, wrestled over it. I was reading the back of the Mueslix box when I saw a bright flash out of…

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Binkle Bunny in Dead People Taste Funny

May 1, 2021

6 Pages The sun was setting over the Cummy Todge public house and a gentle wind whistled across the grass plains. Binkle Bunny sat outside on a bench, the fading light glistening off his metal parts and in his one infra-red eye. “What a beautiful, nay what a peaceful night.” What he didn’t understand was why it was peaceful. There had in fact been a bomb warning on all the major routes and consequently, not…

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The Honorable and Most Intriguing Mr. Salv

August 7, 2012

Mr. Salv, a worker at Fisher-Price, is staring out the window when… He suddenly realizes what a dumb job he has. “I should’ve gone to college like my mother told me,” he thought to himself. He thought and thought and thought when he suddenly realized (again), “I know that everything will work out all right in the end—at least, I hope so, because the more I think about it, the more I realize that my…

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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 3)

December 27, 2010

Part 3 of 3: Sally drove her Volkswagen Golf through what had now become a blizzard. Snow fell relentlessly, covering the streets and making visibility downright invisible. To make matters worse, the streets were icy beneath the snow. The small car treated corners as if they were an option, and often skidded into the opposite lane while taking them. “Slow down, can’t you?” said Peter, white-knuckling it in the passenger seat. “We want to get…

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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 2)

December 27, 2010

Part 2 of 3: Elsewhere in the city that night, a party was being held: in the police station of all places. But not everyone attending was filled with Christmas cheer. Officer Peter Gumption had rather more worrisome thoughts on his mind. He sat nursing them limply on the couch. An attractive blonde twenty-something sat on the arm-rest beside him. “You haven’t touched your eggnog, Peter,” said Sally, Peter’s fellow officer and date. “You can…

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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 1)

December 27, 2010

Part 1 of 3: It hailed, it sleeted, it raged and blew. Then it rained, and rained some more. It rained until the sewers overflowed. Then, mercifully, Christmas Eve arrived and put its foot down. The wind and its accomplices rolled out, and fog rolled in to wrap the city in its damp embrace. Thousands of relieved people ventured out to do their last-minute shopping. The less-fortunate also ventured out, to do shopping of a…

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From The Fun Archive

Bacon Becomes Her

Bacon Becomes Her

October 17, 2004

“Brenda’s a pig!” “Roger! Aren’t you two engaged?” Tim paused mid-sip. “That’s your fiancé you’re talking about.” “I know, I know.” Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on his shirtsleeve. “But she is.” “She got one of them cute little corkscrew tails on her ass?” asked Tim, invoking the image with his finger. “No…” Roger cocked his head to the side. “No! But ever since we moved in…

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Total World Domination

Total World Domination

September 27, 2004

I was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life’s little obstacles; but shopping simply wasn’t something I could master. I just didn’t have it in me. And several stores later, I found myself as empty handed as when I had begun. Yes, four hours and I couldn’t find a single…

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