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- Thousands of Fleeing Japanese
A small dark man in a small dark room picked up his pen and wrote: In ancient times, the monsters walked among us, and it was good… Godzilla was in downtown Tokyo for the afternoon.… - Interfacing“What the hell are you doing?” I asked him. “Interfacing,” he said. “With your shirt?” “This shirt is a microfiber weave quantum computer,” he replied as he kept tapping imaginary keys on the side of…
- Hershel’s Great JourneyHershel was a bug. He had always been a bug and, for all he knew, he would always be a bug. Now I’ve got nothing against bugs mind you. Not unless you count the way…
- Alter ego No. 28-Humor – 3 Pages – Andy awoke to a foul stench, and a note. The note lay peacefully on the perimeter of his desk; evidently he had slept the night in the study. His back…
- Confessions of a Transylvanian UrologistName’s Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for…
- Space and StuffSci-Fi – 12 Pages – Chapter 1 The Wall Copernicus is a colony on Mung. Mung is a shitty planet. That’s why they called it Mung. They were trying to think of something nice and…
- Total World DominationI was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life’s little…
- The Not-So Politically Correct Tale of Joe PoeJoe Poe had pretty much been dealt a bum hand in the game of life. He was the bastard son of a Black Jewish harelipped paraplegic circus midget. Amazingly though, Joe appeared pretty much normal—at…
- Head in the SandHead in the sand by CMR Once upon a time there was an ostrich. The ostrich had no concerns and was content to while away it’s days with it’s head in the sand. It would…
- It’s a wonderful Christmas story!Follow bob on twitter or ask bob a question! I hope you enjoy this special holiday message for the founder of TheWeirdcap.com and MyStrangeStories.com. For those who don’t follow Bob Senitram’s weekly column, his weekly…
- “The New Job” by Rance Treakle[A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens…
- A Deal with the Devil“Wh…what am I doing here?” John asked as he reached the checkpoint. “Let’s see,” the guard said, leafing through a thick notebook. “Ah, John Sedgewick. Here it is. Says here you cheated on your wife.”…
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Interview with Robert Peterson
October 4, 20041 Page [Interview commences on Robert Peterson’s back patio] Hello my name is Robert Peterson. I am a father to three children, two boys Pete and Oscar, one girl, Lizzy.…
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The Evil Lesbians
April 20, 2003Part One: Evil Humor – 2 Pages – In the far distant future, a band of Lesbians landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated…
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