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  • Confessions of a Transylvanian Urologist
    Name’s Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s Urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for … Read more
  • Space and Stuff
    Simon carrSci-Fi – 12 Pages – Chapter 1 The Wall Copernicus is a colony on Mung. Mung is a shitty planet. That’s why they called it Mung. They were trying to think of something nice … Read more
  • Total World Domination
    I was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life’s little … Read more
  • Bacon Becomes Her
    “Brenda’s a pig!” “Roger! Aren’t you two engaged?” Tim paused mid-sip. “That’s your fiancé you’re talking about.” “I know, I know.” Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on … Read more
  • The Not-So Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe
    Bryan DenoJoe Poe had pretty much been dealt a bum hand in the game of life.  He was the bastard son of a Black Jewish harelipped paraplegic circus midget. Amazingly though, Joe appeared pretty much normal—at … Read more
  • The Day Tom Jones Changed My Life
    -Humor – 6 Pages – Up until that point, I’d never been much of a Tom Jones fan. He was more my mother’s generation, not mine. Oh sure, I knew he had some hits here … Read more
  • The Absolute Return Of Binkle Bunny – We Really Mean It This Time Matey!
    by A.R.A. Owen A gentle breeze blew down Slag Street, dust billowing in its wake past the front doorstep of the Cummy Todge pub. Ned was just putting his Treomph Bernneville away, and he felt … Read more
  • Binkle Bunny in Super Electronic
    A.R.A. OwenIt was a lovely day and the Cummy Todge was brimming with people. Some of these people were regulars who were somewhat used to the usual insanity of the place. Most of them however … Read more
  • The Adventure of Cascadilla and Perkchip
    Jon StephensonChapter 1 I’m sorry,” said Shantulopukobeebee, “but I am no longer the man you want to marry.”Cascadilla gently placed the half-eaten chicken nugget on the Louis 20th solid silver gold oblong plate. A single … Read more
  • The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle
    Dan Ericsson-Humor – 1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can … Read more
  • Head in the Sand
    Head in the sand by CMR Once upon a time there was an ostrich.  The ostrich had no concerns and was content to while away it’s days with it’s head in the sand.  It would … Read more
  • It’s a wonderful Christmas story!
    Follow bob on twitter or ask bob a question! I hope you enjoy this special holiday message for the founder of and  For those who don’t follow Bob Senitram’s weekly column, his weekly … Read more

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Mr. SockForAhead

Death of a Sock Puppet

February 15, 2000

1 Page Daniel attempted to smile at the group of young children seated before him on confetti-strewn carpet. This was his fifth Birthday party gig this week, and each had…

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Titanium hip

Titanium Hip Concerto in C Major

April 11, 2004

Brian Fugett – Humor -1 Page – Late Christmas Eve. A warped Mozart album warbles on the record player as the party guests begin to leave. I notice grandpa slumped…

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