By Bob Senitram
Just stream of consciousness…
Having nothing special to write about, I’m just gonna ramble.
Me and the ‘ol lady went to an Opera the other night, because we’re just fancy like that.
A first for me. I thought Operas were a little more complicated than what I witnessed.
It was just boy meets girl, girl dies…oh so tragic.
Then everybody cries.
Apparently, that’s how you know you’re getting your money’s worth.
I’ll reproduce some of it from memory:
Gaaaaaaaaaa-looooooooooooooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaa, cooooooooooon-front-oooooooooooooooooooo, doooooooooooo-laaaaaaa-shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Translation: I’m gonna take a shit.
Then imagine three hours of that.
And that’s all I got to say about that…
CONGRADULATIONS TO PRESIDENT STEPHEN MILLER!!!!
Well, he’s not really President.
More of a puppet-master.
I don’t think I need to tell you who the puppet is…
I can almost visualize it now.
Trump, sitting on the floor humming some nursery rhymes, playing with his toy blocks and dioramas as Dr. Evil runs the country.
With that permanent grimace and bald head, all Stephen needs are some nice scars on his face, a gray suit and he’d look just like Dr. Evil.
Then, if a person or company needed something, he would request…
Let’s say…
A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!
Oh, yeah. I got some sad news, good news, bad news, good news regarding those mid-term elections.
The sad news is Trump was elected in the first place.
The good news is we got rid of as many MAGA yes-men as we could..
The bad news is the White House is gonna sue anyone who rubs Trump the wrong way.
The good news is the Dept. of Justice currently employs some of the worst attorneys in the nation. They can’t even submit a court filing without misspelled words, let alone make any legal sense.
Literally a clown car.
Well, that’s all I got.
Until next week, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars…
AND NOW YOU KNOW!!!
Because history has taught us, we’ve learned nothing from history.
Song in my head:
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