Got an email from corporate last week wondering why I didn’t post anything.
So, I pulled the ole Luther card with an “I’ve been busy!”
I even mentioned the name “Luther” and that made them scramble.
I considered getting some empty glass bottles and clinking them together outside corporate headquarters while asking those inside to come out to play. Again, that would be another Luther thing, but I needed to give them a chance to work on the first one.
Poor Luther. When he was younger he was in a gang, got pummeled due to some misinformation he spread, continued on his life of crime and was shot dead on a stolen bus.
What most (if not all) people don’t know is that after getting that pummeling, Luther forgot who he was. He knew there was a “u” in his name though and decided he would be called Sully in honor of his favorite pilot.
He soon found himself with a bunch of mercenaries and after some airport and driving shenanigans, he was dropped off a cliff and the knock to his head caused him to remember his real name.
Then shot he was on that bus and that’s the end of Luther/Sully.
I’m sure there’s some fanboy out there that will complain about the timeline, but what do they know? Please.
And that’s why I didn’t post anything last week.
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