Resolutions And Other Stuff

Well, here I am again.

Took a couple weeks off, hung with Bob at Walmart even though the friction between us is at a boiling point.

You know, because of that pube movie thing.

But he just doesn’t remember it. It’s all because of that stinking Acapulco Gold crap he constantly smokes.

He knows there’s friction, just doesn’t know why.

So, he goes on with life thinking it will just go away as he smokes and poisons co-workers at the sweatshop he oversees. I think they make knockoff Shrinky Dinks without any concern for safety or toxicity.

Sure, they claim they’re edible but the original Shrinky Dinks were not. Well, SAFELY edible. They did give you a high though…….

Beware of those Dinky Shrinks you find at the Dollar Store. The kid on the front of the package might look like he’s having a grand ole time, but he probably has lost a limb or two or even his whole head.

In other news, I woke up at 12:00 New Years Eve, made a couple resolutions and then went back to sleep. When I woke up, I remembered one resolution but not the other.

The one remembered was that I will no longer move out of the way of people with their face buried in their phone. Either driving, walking, skipping or running, I WILL NOT MOVE. If they drive, walk, skip or run into me, it’s their own darn fault.

The other one was that I would no longer talk to people whose first name was either one or more than one syllable. I can’t remember which one it was so I’m just not going to talk to people at all this year.

And that’s that.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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