What’s In My Mouth?

“THEY EAT THEIR OWN POOP WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT! Just like Stephen.”

Excuse me?

Just discovered a chunk of something in my mouth. Have no idea what it is, went ahead and swallowed it. Haven’t eaten anything yet today, did my weekly brushing of the teeth so it must be remnants of something old.

Should still be nutritious.

Looking around and trying to figure out what I should watch today.

It should be more Tarzan, specifically “The daddy of all Tarzan pictures”. I’ve been in a Tarzan frame of mind recently.

Nope, going to veer off somewhere and watch that movie about killer slugs.

So, not “Tarzan The Ape Man” today.

Mutant slugs today.

“Chickens are stupid, dirty, b*st*rds, just like Stephen Johnson.”

Say what?

HR, here I come!

Do we even have an HR department?

Guess I’ll find out.

After “Slugs”.

And maybe “Mountaintop Motel Massacre”.

More Lunatic Ravings…

Read a new Lunatic Ravings every Saturday!

Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

https://theweirdcrap.com

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