The clown was acting a little bit odd, hopping on each foot like he had to……
“Pee! I have got to pee!” he yelled.
“I pooped in my pants!” I yelled back.
“Sorry, but even with this pee, I just got to stop you from advancing any further!”
With that I performed a rather stellar deep, full-throttle turbo corkscrew kick to his face and he went flying back into a display of Kaboom cereal.
“You did that with poop in your pants?” he asked before passing out.
I walked to the end of the hallway and finally came to a door marked “Human Resources”.
I performed the secret knock and opened the door.
And found my way blocked by a little person.
Stephen Johnson
https://theweirdcrap.com
The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!
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