The clown was acting a little bit odd, hopping on each foot like he had to……
“Pee! I have got to pee!” he yelled.
“I pooped in my pants!” I yelled back.
“Sorry, but even with this pee, I just got to stop you from advancing any further!”
With that I performed a rather stellar deep, full-throttle turbo corkscrew kick to his face and he went flying back into a display of Kaboom cereal.
“You did that with poop in your pants?” he asked before passing out.
I walked to the end of the hallway and finally came to a door marked “Human Resources”.
I performed the secret knock and opened the door.
And found my way blocked by a little person.
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