Shhhhhh…….don’t tell Bob.
Seems like there’s a lot of interest in the pubic hair story. Word going around is Russell Crowe is very interested in playing the pube.
Should be compelling!
Now I just have to put pen to paper to flesh out the story a bit more. Maybe get a writing partner which would enable use to toss ideas at each other and find some that stick.
So, why not write it with Bob?
Seem the movie will be a hit. People are getting tired of the superhero crap (which would never happen said the fanboys) and want something new and interesting.
And what’s new and more interesting than a rogue pubic hair, possible played by Russell Crowe?
It’ll be a huge hit, I’ll be raking in the dough and Bob will get so upset that he’ll take me to court and it’ll be in all the tabloids.
It’ll be VERY contentious, just you wait and see. We’ll be dishing the dirt on each other like you’ve never, ever seen before.
He’ll represent himself, I’ll have high-priced lawyers.
He’ll wear a suit and I’ll wear jean shorts and heavy metal t-shirts.
He’ll take a bus to court and I’ll drive myself.
And there’s more.
You’ll just have to wait a week or two to find out what the “more” is.
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