“So you want to make a movie about a talking pubic hair that goes on a rampage and starts killing teens?”
“That’s basically it.”
“Kills them at a camp?”
“No, I think that’s been done a few times before.”
“Kill babysitters on one of those spooky days?”
“No, think that’s been done before as well.”
“Space kills?”
“No, those generally hold no interest unless there’s aliens.”
“Possession?”
“Hmm….that might just work.”
“How about a possessed talking pubic hair that goes on a rampage and kills, well, everyone?”
“Sure……”
“Freddy versus a possessed talking pubic hair!”
“Thrown in Ash!”
“Mothra!”
“Piranha!”
“Bernie!”
“The Overlook Hotel!”
“Tintin!”
“Christine!”
“Benji!”
“Yeah, let’s do this!”
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