“And you want to file a complaint because of THAT?” she asked as she continued kicking the guard in and around his groin.
“Well……yes?” I answered as I tried to get some distance between us.
Not quick enough because soon enough she was repeatedly kicking me in and around my groin area.
This caused another long line of poo to drop down, ready to be expelled.
“ALL THIS WASTE OF TIME BECAUSE OF THAT??!!”
“I think so. Plus I think I have to, well, you know.”
“Again? Well, into the room you go!”
And there I went, this time with something that was at least a foot long.
When I was done, back into the main room I went and was immediately hit in the head with a cricket bat which somehow caused me to fall to the ground.
“You do realize this is a sponge cricket bat, right?” she asked waving around her latest weapon.
“Sure, sure,” I replied.
“Then why are you lying on the ground?”
This broke me.
I started crying.
And farted a little.
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