Good ole Bob!
Getting something I said completely wrong. AGAIN!
If you read his last column, he claims I said this:
“Buy a gun and commit crimes. I heard there’s big money in robbin’ banks and convenient stores and what-not.”
Now, that’s a quote taken directly from his column.
And this is what I actually said:
“Don’t buy a gun and commit crimes. I heard there’s big money in robbin’ banks, convenience stores and really any other store. But, do NOT does this. It’s wrong. If you do, I will be the first to turn you in you wee little man.”
How do I know that this is exactly what I said?
Well, ever since he started spreading rumors back in 1969 that I was the one that did THOSE murders, I figured I would need to do something to protect my creamy, firm butt.
Luckily a couple years earlier the Mini-Cassette had been invented and after most people figured out that I wasn’t in California in August on ’69, I got one of those recorders and whenever Bob and I spoke, I would record it without him having a clue.
However, when he was on the pot and gin, he would have a tendency to ramble on and on and since those mini tapes only held 30 minutes of data, it was a bit tricky changing those tiny cassettes without him noticing. But, remember he was on the pot and gin so it really wasn’t too hard.
I have thousands of those tapes with most of them locked away in a safe place.
A place that Bob is scared to enter.
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