The Journey To HR, Part 6!

Quite the large bear, it was.

If it was on all fours, maybe it wouldn’t have seemed so big.

But it wasn’t.

Nope, that sucker was on its hind legs. See? HUGE!!!!

It was also twirling a sign.

“CHECK OUT THE NEW CAFETERIA!” the sign read.

Well, I think it did. The bear was twirling that sign too fast.

I tried going around the bear, but it was blocking the way to HR.

So, I did the next best thing and judo chopped it in the chest.

It went flying back into a display of Quisp.

When it landed, it’s head popped off.

I thought it would be a bear suit, but no. This was a real bear and somehow with the way it landed, it caused it’s head to completely pop off.

Soon a bunch of Roombas scurried on over and tried to clean up the mess but found themselves stuck in the sticky blood.

One that must have been a bit confused tried to climb up on me to, presumably, clean the squishy mess in my pants, but it kept falling off.

It eventually annoyed me so I stomped it to bits and went on my merry way yet again.

Until I found myself in front of a giant fire pit.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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