Quite the large bear, it was.
If it was on all fours, maybe it wouldn’t have seemed so big.
But it wasn’t.
Nope, that sucker was on its hind legs. See? HUGE!!!!
It was also twirling a sign.
“CHECK OUT THE NEW CAFETERIA!” the sign read.
Well, I think it did. The bear was twirling that sign too fast.
I tried going around the bear, but it was blocking the way to HR.
So, I did the next best thing and judo chopped it in the chest.
It went flying back into a display of Quisp.
When it landed, it’s head popped off.
I thought it would be a bear suit, but no. This was a real bear and somehow with the way it landed, it caused it’s head to completely pop off.
Soon a bunch of Roombas scurried on over and tried to clean up the mess but found themselves stuck in the sticky blood.
One that must have been a bit confused tried to climb up on me to, presumably, clean the squishy mess in my pants, but it kept falling off.
It eventually annoyed me so I stomped it to bits and went on my merry way yet again.
Until I found myself in front of a giant fire pit.
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