She shot the little person.
Who exploded in a festive festival of glitter.
“Why you do that?” I asked as my bowels decided to release some more gooey fury.
She put away the gun, shut the drawer and stared at me.
“Do you now remember what Bob did?” she finally asked.
“NO!”
She sighed and started to clean out one of her ears with a stapler.
Feeling another wave of poo gumbo getting ready for its release, I clenched my buttocks as tight as I could.
“Your stomach is rumbling,” she said as she inspected the stapler.
“Yesssssss…….”
“You want to use the bathroom?”
“Yesssssss…..”
“Do you have a key?”
“Nooooo…..”
She put down the stapler, opened a drawer and removed an axe.
“Well,” she said as she got up. “I guess it’s time to meet THE maker!”
With that, she jumped over the desk.
Stephen Johnson
https://theweirdcrap.com
The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!
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