She Went Insane

The lady of the house went insane watching “Judge Judy” so now we have to go to the Verizon store and switch ownership.

Don’t know why she went insane watching that show, but she took a boysenberry pie and threw it against the wall all while levitating about eight feet off the ground.

I asked her what was wrong but she would only spit cherry pits at me for an answer.

Don’t know where she got a boysenberry pie because I didn’t think we had one, but later found out she actually flew over to the neighbor’s house and stole it from the window ledge where it sat cooling. For good measure she also spit some cherry pits into the open window.

When the neighbor came over to ask what happened to the pie, I told them it was fox season in our neighborhood and that’s who most probably stole the pie. As for the cherry pits, I reminded them that it was windy and cherry pits were always flying around since we’re somewhat near a cherry pitting factory.

I went to be while she still levitated and when I woke up the next morning, she had arranged a bunch of little things on the floor, exactly like Bob Geldof did in “The Wall”.

Right then I knew we had to change ownership.

So that’s what I’m going to do today.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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