So I knocked and knocked on that little door, but no answer on the other side.
With nothing better to do I decided to do some more business.
Picked up the litter box, shook it around a bit so my previous leavings were safely positioned in one of the corners, squatted down and did some more leavings.
Forgot I was still holding the litter box so now there was a pile of leavings on the floor.
With nothing to pick it up with I set the litter box on top of it and smooshed it down so the box was as even as possible.
Went back to the door and knocked again.
This time there was an answer.
“Well? Do you remember what Bob did?”
“Oh, yes,” I replied. “I sure do!”
And with that I heard a small click.
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