Hello!
Stephen here.
Yes, I’m alive.
I took the week off from writing a column since there was something I needed to take care of.
Less than 15 minutes after my deadline had passed, I received this email:
“Just checking in. No column for this week? That’s NOT ok.”
Well, it’s pretty hard to write a column when you’re in the hospital due to scalp replacement surgery.
I called headquarters and told them this and was immediately told, “That’s not covered!” and then whoever answered (probably Helen that nail-painting……) hung up.
Jokes on them since it wasn’t me that needed the surgery.
Figured that if I cut off Jerome’s scalp and glued some wires and clips to his brain bone that would help conduct the electricity better so he would be the ultimate Live Air Dancer.
Of course one of the cats decided that his scalp was a tasty treat and I really didn’t want to wait for her to poop it out so to the hospital we went. Luckily that day only they offered free scalp replacement surgery. Don’t know, think it was something to get more customers.
Hold on, just got an email from the corporate office.
Oh, boy. This is not good.
Slait Piperiz is looking for Bob? And me?
After almost 25 years?
WHY?????????
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