So angry right now!
It’s not that my plan to fill all of Bob’s underpants with talcum powder so that when he’s in court and farts a bit of the white powder shoots out and then everyone will point and laugh at the gassy guy is not a great plan and probably something that I’ve already done without him knowing, but it’s something else that’s made me quite furious.
It’s Acast again!
Whenever I’m in a mood, which is quite often, I like listening to a podcast while adding strange and magical ingredients to mac & cheese to make it that more special.
But it seems that Acast and some crap called Juvederm is taking over the podwaves. For at least 10 minutes you’re subjected to some nonsense about some jaw filler crap that you know in a few years is going to explode at some inopportune moment for the idiots who decide to “fill in their jaw since it makes them look younger”.
Yes, an exploding jaw would be funny to see at a funeral.
“He was a good man (or woman) and he…….OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR JAW! IT JUST EXPLODED ALL OVER THE DEAD BODY!! COOL!!!!!!”
I could fast forward thru the stupid ad but my hands are greasy with mac & cheese add-ins and I don’t want to mess up my Ipod. SO I have to sit there and listen to the whole…..darn….thing. It makes me punch the wall.
“Do you take this man to be……OH, GREAT SATAN! YOUR JAW JUST EXPLODED AND COVERED THE BRIDESMAIDS WITH BLOOD, GRUE AND SOME LIQUID PLASTIC LOOKING STUFF! TIME FOR A SACRIFICE! ALL HAIL BEELZEBUB!!!!”
So angry because of this, I just might not post for the rest of the year.
Acast still must be stopped.
“I’ll have a couple Whoopers and a large onion…..OH SWEET MARY AND JOSEPH WHOEVER THEY ACTUALLY ARE, WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL HAPPENED TO MY JAW? IS THAT’S WHAT’S ALL OVER YOUR FACE? DON’T GET IT ON MY WHOPPER! WAIT, CAN I EAT WITHOUT A JAW??????”
Think about it.
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