As soon as I exited the small room the lady grabbed me by the throat and threw me against one of the four walls.
“Well?” she asked as she held me against one of those walls with one of her two elbows sunk deeply into my one throat. “What did Bob do?”
I looked around to see of there was something that would remind me of that thing that Bob did.
Seeing the axed head of the security guard and the puddle of blood he was trying to stand up in only to fall down again and again gave me an idea…….
“I was eating candy one day……”
“Okay, go on.” she said as she released the pressure from that one album on my one throat.
“And it was the day he got his first period…..”
She backed away from me with a terrified look in one of her two eyes.
“And he didn’t have something to, well……stem the flow.”
She collapsed to the ground with both eyes now showing terror.
“So he asked me for a candy wrapper and I told him it would cost him a dollar.”
She started weeping.
“He didn’t have a dollar.”
“So, did he…..” she replied while somersaulting around the room.
“Yes. He sure did.”
She screamed.
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