This will make some serious money!
All we’ll need is a bus, a case or two of Ho Hos and the quickest route to Philadelphia.
We’ll drive around Philly until we find a batch of those people on the Zombie Drug. We will need those that are still standing, but bent over with their arms gently swaying back and forth.
Entice them into the bus with a Ho Ho. Zombies love Ho Hos!
Next we need to take them to a super-secret laboratory and figure out a way to embed a device on their body that would generate an electric shock. A gentle electric shock, but enough of a shock for them to perform.
After the tests go well, we’ll need to find car dealerships. We’ll lend a few of the people out to these dealerships and with a crack staff of volunteers waiting nearby in our specially marked black vans ready to press some buttons, we’ll have actual live Air Dancers!
We’ll probably need to dress them up in some eye-catching colors and will have to have a backup or two waiting in case one of the original Live Air Dancers crumbles to the ground, but that’s minor issues compared to the money we’ll make.
Let’s do it!
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