And there it was!
Headquarters!
No shiny high-rise here though.
Just a one-story building that used to be home to a Build A Mole store.
For some reason, the previous tenants thought that since kids liked building bears, they sure as heck would just love building moles.
They were quite wrong and our overlords were able to get the building for cheap. They just had to clear out all the mole parts and the previous owners parts as well since they somehow spontaneously combusted.
On those few days that the sun hits the building and filters through the windows, you can still see some ash floating around.
We’ve been told numerous times that it doesn’t pose any health risk, but the suits (when they visit) do wear gas masks.
So wait….
Is there a headquarters above our headquarters?
Wow.
This I pondered as I walked down the alleyway.
I think I could hear my pants making a squishy sound.
“WHO GOES THERE?”
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