No Robots, But Fubbles!


Someone is writing about ROBOTS??!!

At least when you come here you know you’ll get full-on reality.

Got some Fubbles for the cats, but they really didn’t care much about the bubbles floating in the air. Instead, they waited for them to land on the floor where they burst and then they just sat there wondering where the bubbles went.

That’s just weird. I thought I would get hours of fun watching them chase around bubbles. Instead I’m now out .15 and have no other use for those Fubbles.

Now they’re waiting for their daily bisque treat and I’m just going to make them wait a bit longer since I’m so disappointed.

At least they have a bunch of empty beer cans to knock off the kitchen counter. They like that.

Went to the mall and stayed true to my New Year’s Resolution!

Was minding my own business while wandering around the mall for some reason humming a Whitney Houston tune when someone with their face buried in their phone got in my way and for some reason ended up falling over the railing and crashing into a Sunglass Hut kiosk below.

They weren’t hurt since they fell onto a bunch of sunglasses which seemed to make them quite angry. Don’t know why.

I just went on my merry way still humming some classic Whitney until security caught up to me and ceremoniously tossed me from the mall.

Told them about my resolution but they didn’t seem to care due to the flagrant use of their tazers.

After a few minutes of twitching and bowel emptying, I was good to go.

Went home and watched “Tarzan’s Three Challenges”.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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