“YOU IDIOT!”
She jumped up from the floor and shoved me back against one of those three walls.
“Do you seriously believe that I would even think that Bob was the type of person to have a PERIOD? He’s a man!”
“Well, a man-child…..”
She ran backwards around the room as I tried to pry myself from the sticky wall.
Next thing I knew she was right in my face.
Less than an inch away.
REALLY close.
“So,” she began as peppermint flavored gobs of saliva splattered my face. “Are you going to keep on lying or am I going to have to bury another pointy and/or sharp object into that poor, poor security guard?”
The guard yelped when he heard this.
“Okay, okay,” I said as the peppermint spit burned my eyes.
She backed up a bit and took another bite of the candy cane she somehow had always been holding.
“He drives with a Student Driver bumper sticker on his car but he’s just a crappy driver.”
She walked over to the guard and kicked him in the groin.
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