It felt like it had legs.
I could feel those legs tickling my throat so I took a deep breath, and hocked myself a loogie.
Most of the phlegm just dripped into my eyes, but I did see something else fly out of my mouth before I was blinded.
“Lordy, lord! I am now blind!” I yelled for no particular reason.
The door opened and the HR lady peered in.
“Trouble?” she asked.
“Yes! I’ve got snot in my eyes and I can’t see! Can you be a dear and wipe it off my face?”
She chuckled and closed the door.
A little bit later the door opened and another security guard walked in with some crumbled newspaper and wiped my face.
I felt a few remnants of the paper stick to my face but I could at least see.
The security guard bowed and walked towards the door.
Then I saw what else had flown out of my mouth.
A giant millipede.
It attacked the guard and quickly ripped off his head with a couple of its million legs.
Then it ate the head.
Which continued to scream.
The door opened again and the HR lady peered in again.
She tried to close the door, but the millipede was too quick.
The HR lady screamed.
I passed out.
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