Figured I would hit a nearby store to find something to spray on the back of my pants in case any poop smell was wafting from down there, but discovered some people can be so rude!
While walking through the store trying to find some scents, I walked by a little boy shopping with his mom.
When I passed he made a wretching sound and screamed, “Mommy. MOMMY! THAT OLD MAN SMELLS LIKE POOP!”
She chuckled and said something about how old people normally smelled like that and he wouldn’t have to worry about that for a long, long time.
I quickly walked away and finally found the body sprays. Found some on sale and made my way to the registers.
Of course I passed the boy and his mother again and this time he pointed at me and started yelling, “POOPY MAN! THERE GOES POOPY MAN!”
My stomach started churgling and this made me feel a bit loopy.
When the mother turned her back on the kid, I karate chopped him in the throat.
He flew into a display of Quisp cereal and lay there trying to draw in a breath.
Pleased with myself, I checked out and then sprayed the back of my pants in the parking lot.
I think the scent was “Moonglow”, whatever that means.
Onward to HR!
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