Figured I would hit a nearby store to find something to spray on the back of my pants in case any poop smell was wafting from down there, but discovered some people can be so rude!
While walking through the store trying to find some scents, I walked by a little boy shopping with his mom.
When I passed he made a wretching sound and screamed, “Mommy. MOMMY! THAT OLD MAN SMELLS LIKE POOP!”
She chuckled and said something about how old people normally smelled like that and he wouldn’t have to worry about that for a long, long time.
I quickly walked away and finally found the body sprays. Found some on sale and made my way to the registers.
Of course I passed the boy and his mother again and this time he pointed at me and started yelling, “POOPY MAN! THERE GOES POOPY MAN!”
My stomach started churgling and this made me feel a bit loopy.
When the mother turned her back on the kid, I karate chopped him in the throat.
He flew into a display of Quisp cereal and lay there trying to draw in a breath.
Pleased with myself, I checked out and then sprayed the back of my pants in the parking lot.
I think the scent was “Moonglow”, whatever that means.
Onward to HR!
Stephen Johnson
https://theweirdcrap.com
The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!
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