The Journey To HR, Part 26!

After the door closed, I sat in the same position for over an hour, still slightly drooling.

Finally, I came to my sense.

“Did that really happen?” I asked the HR lady.

“It did. It really, really did!”

“I no longer have to poop!” I said while squeezing to see if something DID come out.

“You’re going to be a millionaire! I’m going to treat you with respect!”

“And…..I REMEMBERED WHAT BOB DID!” I yelled back.

“All because of Cornelius Sproot!”

For about an hour we danced around her office yelling “SPROOT” over and over again until we got tired.

We then lay down on the floor and took a nap.

Hours later we were up and at it again until it got a bit boring.

“So…..what’s going to happen to Bob? Is this something he needs to be made dead for?”

“Sadly, no. This is something he’s going to be maimed for.”

I grabbed her hands and held them tightly.

We looked up and stared at the floating orb that Cornelius had left behind.

So many pretty lights.

We found ourselves levitating.

The orb spoke.

And we knew some more.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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