“The New Job” by Rance Treakle
October 30, 2009[A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door…
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Death To All Smurfs
October 11, 20044 Pages Introduction by Kenneth Keller It was a sad spring day in the forest. All the animals had gone away. The sky was full of mist and the air was permeated with the now familiar scent of death. Hatred was breathing again in the…
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Duck
October 15, 20014 Pages I wake with a sudden start I sit upright drenched in sweat. I look at the clock and discover it's 4 A.M. I sit up, sweat dripping from my forehead. Wishing desperately that I had just awakened from a nightmare. I hate what…
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Space
September 23, 2024Space. I remember when there used to be lots of it, back when there was still enough room to stretch out and to breathe and to run and jump and play. Room enough for people to be alone. But not anymore. That was all before…
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History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
January 15, 2005by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton 5 Pages Our recipe, and Kiki's lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many…
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And The Lucky Winner Is…
May 15, 2000Pretty soon, one lucky winner will be the 10,000th visito, unless we get shut down by Kathie Lee because she is a bitch, or we get shut down by Cody Gifford because, he too, is a bitch. Anyway, I told Bob that we should reward…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: PART 15- Cindy’s Story
February 14, 2025Cindy's mind stopped for a moment as she froze, her heart hammering in her chest as her eyes locked onto Bob’s form—outside his body. He was no longer tethered to the mortal world, just as she had once been. She had no words, no explanations,…
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I Don’t Like SOME Geeks
October 4, 2014Amplifier--Mystoria MoTW--Malibu Beach A couple weeks ago, someone from corporate sent me an email asking if I wanted a design on my column. I immediately wrote back stating that I would be more than happy to see a new design, something that would bring my…
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Nice Dreams: Part XIV
July 26, 2024Bob just witnessed the horrific scene at the Kellog's plan, which fits in real nice with the story… After that little scene from last week, Bob stands up and brushes the dirt off his clothes. "Dude, it's just a manufacturing plant. You should take a…
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Again, That Was A Roadtrip????
August 7, 2021Interesting column from Bob. You know, the one he was forced to write. Did you notice that they did not stop at one rest area? How can you call it a road trip when there is no stop at a rest area? You can't! He…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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