At The Gates
May 15, 20012 Pages A crowd was gathered outside the city. People milled about aimlessly, bumping into each other as often as they were bumped into. A feeling of quiet panic and frustration trickled through, subsiding once, swelling again. The only thing that kept an epidemic in…
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The Evil Women
February 20, 2003Part One: Evil In the far distant future, a band of women landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated their bodies, turning some of them to evil! Ajax, a pretty woman, but not one who had turned to evil,…
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Duzzies
March 11, 2011Duzzies by P.S. Gifford -Sci-Fi - 1 Page - The prompt was Starlight- and I was thirty nine. It is short and admittedly clumsy- I found it on line- but aspects of it I do appreciate. I admit forgetting all about it. Felt I owed…
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Sandcastles
April 21, 2025-Strange - 11 Pages - This story begins in the age of myth. It was a time when demons haunted nights, mushrooms housed gnomes, and knights fought dragons. I wasn’t just Anthony, I was Sir Anthony. I had just begun the fourth grade at a…
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The Escape
December 13, 20029 Pages While waiting for dinner, I realize my entire life is bullshit. I stare at Denise across the plush table set for four. Our wineglasses are full, and we'd been having a great time. Except that we are still waiting for Mr. Brothers, my…
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Dealing with Alzheimer’s
April 24, 2012Paperback writer by P.S. Gifford Alzheimer’s and dementia are cruel things to suffer from and, I must add, being a caregiver you must assume nothing- as everyday offers new challenges. At two this morning I literally cried. My father was calling for his mother- and…
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This Site is up to NO GOOD!
April 9, 2025It seems that the "men" that run this site are trying to play a little game with me. Supposedly, one of my columns was "lost" so last weeks column was written for my fans to let them know that I didn't forget about them. Well,…
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Why Our Ambition to Launch a Swedish Farm Porn Site Came to an Unexpected Halt!
October 16, 2024We had the Swedish Farm Porn all ready to go when we received a well written email from Yvonne. Granted, everyone would rather gaze upon Swedish porn then read something, but we made a promise and, damnit, we stick to our promises. So, read on…
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Sorry about the lapse!
June 25, 2025Sorry about the lapse in columns - I know that you all missed me, and if you didn’t shame on you, bunch of heartless bastards. I had the worst toothache and it impaired my ability to think, write, move, sleep, eat, breath… trust me I…
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It’s Moooiy-da, I tell you!!!
May 5, 2023You probably don't recall, so I'll tell you, two years ago Fox New was prescribed by my doctor to fix my low blood pressure. But then I became irritable because of all the doomsday news and my wife banned me from watching Fox News. When…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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