The Ruin Man
April 1, 2000byMarri -Strange - 2 Pages Amidst the tourist clutter of Cannery Row in Monterey, hidden behind the plastic and the lights and the packaged consumer filth, always sold, there was a row of ruins. Fenced off, caged, forgotten, crumbling with rust and jagged concrete, they…
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Racing With The Moon
December 21, 2005-Strange - 14 Pages - As she opened the door, it was like entering a crypt sealed to life. The smell of death permeated her nostrils. The thick dust, was like snow piling up from a storm. Petrified cake lay where the boy had left…
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Flowers for Aaron
April 26, 20089/15 Dearest Diary, I saw Betty today. She was eating dinner at Gill's with an athletic, handsome and obviously dim-witted young man. Her companion had a Herculean body, but his face looked addled as he tilted his head from side to side like a dog…
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THE BOX
August 15, 2008THE BOX Strange - 19 Pages - The box had been in the family for generations. Nobody knew exactly how many years that may have been, but it was recorded in an old diary belonging to my great grandmother. I often spent time reading…
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Lock, Stock, and Barrel
October 4, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - "Get out before I toss you out on your fat ass," my wife shouted at me during one of her frequent tirades. Smart man that I am, I obeyed. To tell you the truth, when she got in one of…
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A Pay Raise?
May 1, 2000So, the cast of "Friends" want a huge pay raise. And they are worth it because????? My honest opinion is the show really sucks. I don't like it, so neither should you. It seems to me that they want more money because they know they…
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A New Post From Me
May 30, 2021So...................................... Ok, that's my post for the week!
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POSH-POSH
December 18, 2007These last few weeks have been a little busy, but that’s just the way it is with Thanksgiving, Christmas and kids.Baby-gurl 1 had a Thanksgiving deal-eo, but I couldn’t go. My wife went and got the whole thing on our digital camera, and I strung…
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Pummelin’!
September 17, 2023Pummelin'! by Stephen Johnson Those butter knives were positively gleaming. “W-w-w-w-w-w-hat do you want?” I asked with totally abject fear. “Oh, you know,” he replied brandishing those knives in a brutally obtuse way.Suddenly there was a clatter behind me and Slait's eyes widened in unadulterated…
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No Gnus is good Gnus…
May 28, 2025No Gnus is good Gnusby Hooty McBoobs I had no idea what to write about this week, nothing happened that pissed me off. I know you’re shocked, but I guess that’s a good sign because it means that the medication is kicking in. I thought…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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