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July 7, 2025

Strange - 5 Pages - For one man it was his office. For the other, it was just another place to vent. Books line the entire office wall. The man behind the desk was immaculately dressed. The other looked like a grunge fan. His clothes…

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The Curious Fate of Sebastian Street

September 14, 2005

-Strange - 1 Page - As Sebastian Street laid there in his hospital bed, he realized his time was quickly fleeting. At only 50 years old he had managed beat many obstacles in this life…But there was no way could bribe or out maneuver the…

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My Robot is Bad

February 22, 2004

Humor - 5 Pages - I arrived back at my hotel to find a message had been slipped under my door, but I forget about it because there is also a woman bound up, inverted, and hanging from my ceiling, the ropes covering very little…

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Queen of the Damned

June 8, 2008

The old queen never knew what hit him when you flew from the shadows and latched onto his leathery neck.  You didn't know it was a pint and half of blood was boy blood, until you tried to toss the corpse in a garbage bin. …

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The Legend of Bobbi-Jo

December 2, 2024

The Legend of Bobbi-Jo, by Stephen Johnson Humor - 7 Pages - I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As it happened I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter. No milk was involved.…

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Forbidden Time Zone: A NEW HOPE!

April 25, 2025

America feels like it’s coming apart at the seams—and somehow, the guy holding the scissors isn’t good at cutting. But believe it or not, there’s a new hope in all this chaos. I’m stepping away from my usual storyline today for something different: an old-school…

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Onward Christian Soldiers

August 20, 2005

By GarionIn protest of the new regime of terror that began when the woman next door called animal control on the Lord, I and several dozen other dog owners set up camp just outside of her home. After realizing she had the wrong dog in…

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September 11, 2009

Foolproof plan “It’s a bloody foolproof plan!” Charlie Watkins stated matter-of-factly with the usual upbeat optimistic tone to his voice and then promptly, wit one gulp, downed the last of his pint. He licked his lips in satisfaction, “it simply must work.” Jimmy and Cuthbert…

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I Guess This Is About Movies?

December 17, 2022

I kind of read Bob's last post and it reminded me of something.....No, not how he ripped off “Planet Of The Apes”. (By the way, I still haven't replaced my keyboard. A new one is sitting on top of a filing cabinet to the left…

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Married for 6 Years

October 2, 2001

Dear Bel, My husband and I have been married for 6 years. When we married, we decided we didn't want any children and I had my tubes tied. Now he suddenly wants kids. He seems to have forgotten that I had the operation. Bel, I…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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