The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle
November 12, 2000-Humor - 1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can breathe, or as fast as a fish can swim in a…
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Mr. Sockforahead Does not Live Here Anymore
December 11, 20048 Pages At his desk in the evidence room, Peter Gumption stared at his cryptic crossword. An hour had passed, and all he'd written was `beetroot' in the five-down column. He frowned, and reached for the white-out. He would typically spend many of his hours…
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Phone Games
July 25, 20044 Pages The payphone is occupied. Another person, a man, a quirky man, hovers around its perimeter; he closely resembles a jabberwocky. "Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams." Says…
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I Want My Alien Back!
July 26, 2008Sci-Fi - 9 Pages "He's not in Area 51? What do you mean he's not in Area 51?" said Lou Diamond's wife. "Then you better go after him." "But, honey, I-" "No!" she insisted angrily, her finger outstretched and pointing at the front door. "No…
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ONION MAN
April 26, 2006Onion Man by Polina Danilyuk -Strange - 2 Pages - "What you have?" says Olaf. Olaf isn't like you and me. You and me, we're sitting, baking, locked up in a stuffy school library, reading stories to each other. Olaf, he barely speaks a word…
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The Complete Works of John Henry David III
August 22, 2021John Henry David III was an accomplished American "silly quote writer". Herein lie his major works and a small detailed biography which follows. "Redispose my underachievement for I am greatly misunderestimated!" -John Henry David III"Avast there, silence between decks, my albatross wears no diaper!" -John…
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…..As I Continue
April 19, 2014Space Elevator--Space Elevator MoTW--Electra Glide In Blue Reading over my last post, I noticed I made a few mistakes. I shall now correct them. The corrections are shown in capital letters, so those that read that last post will now have a fuller understanding. Thise…
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The Journey To HR, Part 9!
April 6, 2024“Well, hello there poopy man!” said the little person.It was the same kid from the store, but this time his head seemed to be a little crooked, almost like someone had karate chopped him in the neck. He lifted up the visor of the welding…
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My Bloat – Myself
October 25, 2023One of the worst problems to have, especially if you're a go-go dancer, is that bloated feeling from water retention. Whenever that happens, it can make for quite an uncomfortable day!! Well, I have come up with a simple concoction that helps you get through…
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This Might Be For Real
May 19, 2018Well, it's been a long time since this has been updated. The last time was August of 2016 so you would think that something serious was going on in my life. You might also think that something serious was going on in that other guy's…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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