Fabrications of Deranged Idiosyncracy
March 20, 200414 Pages Part 1: A Family Feud Government officials and those who remember the event, well, seem to agree that the boiling point, at least in the Smith house, occurred on a Sunday morning on the 12th of April. The location was Cory's room. Cory's…
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Wrestling with Mr USA
November 27, 2008Wrestling with Mr. USA By Gary Kolb My match for the Saturday matinee at the Vineland Arena was with a newcomer from Brooklyn New York who performed under the name of Mister USA Paul Naples. We knew little about him. My promoter told me…
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A Balloon Animal With Pizza Feet
August 19, 2008I had a headache the size of Mount Rushmore. What made it all the more worser was the fact that my head was smaller than usual that day. I don't know how it happens-sometimes I fall asleep in front of the open window and the…
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Ambulance of Doom
March 22, 20031 Page "Hey there, you alright sir?" "He may not respond." "Why's 'at?" "He appears to be dead." "Check 'is pulse?" "Yep." "Well 'en, let's get 'im in the back." "Right." Rick put his hat back on and the two flung the corpse into the…
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Bacon Becomes Her
October 17, 20043 Pages "Brenda's a pig!" "Roger! Aren't you two engaged?" Tim paused mid-sip. "That's your fiancé you're talking about." "I know, I know." Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on his shirtsleeve. "But she is." "She got one…
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Nice Dreams – RESCUE!: Part – oh, forget it!
August 30, 2024Well, last week, in an attempt to rescue Bob, Jerome went and got on the boat that was havin' a gun fight with police, and now he's a hostage. Things are lookin' pretty grim for ol' Bob and Jerome right about now… But don't worry,…
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My website
September 16, 2010Paperback writer by PS Gifford Words have always been my allies. They have comforted, cared and consoled me during sadness, encouraged, enriched and entertained me at my most dire moments, and supported, sustained and shared in my occasional victories. I have traveled the world, been…
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The First Test
July 29, 2023Before that idea from last week starts churning out the $$$, testing needs to be done. In comes Jerome!!!!I just had to give him a call, mention Ho Hos and he immediately came over to the lab (okay, my basement). He sat on the floor…
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A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!?
December 27, 2023From the editors of theweirdcrap.com: On this past Christmas Day, three hunters came across a young lady lying in the weeds next to a cardboard/wooden pallet contraption that beared a slight resemblance to living quarters. The young lady was screaming as a large object was…
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The Dark Lord… er… Holy Spirit
January 18, 2006I went to Tampa last weekend to celebrate the marriage of two friends in an obscure and arcane ritual known only as a “catholic wedding”. The wedding, of course, took care of itself, but I did kill a cow and bathe in its blood shortly…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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