Sympathy for the Devil
December 9, 20031 Page I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking…
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MAP OF AMERICA
August 15, 2010MAP OF AMERICA Map Of America <!-- --> I’d always loved maps. In fact the walls of my office at home were covered with them. Almost every part of the globe was represented there with some areas even being duplicated as I acquired an…
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Ambulance of Doom
March 22, 20031 Page "Hey there, you alright sir?" "He may not respond." "Why's 'at?" "He appears to be dead." "Check 'is pulse?" "Yep." "Well 'en, let's get 'im in the back." "Right." Rick put his hat back on and the two flung the corpse into the…
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Dirty Boy
July 5, 2008I never found out who brought dirty boy into our school and into my bedroom. He was covered in years of accumulated dust and filth, wedged between the cracks of my bedroom floor. His torso stuck to his legs and his legs were bent in…
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A Cream Filled Existence
November 15, 20015 Pages I watched his pudgy face devour the ho-ho. The cream filled kind. The tubby little man did not even stop to savor the ho-ho; I wasn't even sure he was enjoying it. He didn't love the ho-ho. I loved the ho-ho. He just…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 24
April 18, 2025The Forbidden Time Zone has a lot of moving parts, so let’s take a moment to step back and connect everything. It was 2015-and-something, when Bob creates what he believes to be an altered timeline of a simulated version of his past life. His goal?…
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Good News Bad News
December 8, 2024So I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is I’ve figured out why I wasn’t able to Jump in this Timeline, and also why and how I ended up here in the first place. Of course it turns out it was all…
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Misfortune Cookie
March 3, 2024My fortune cookie tonight said, “Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart.” I’ll bet anything it’s that damn Haitian witchdoctor again. He’s been after my heart for decades now. He needs it for some sort of crazy Voodoo ritual.
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The Name Game
April 13, 2008The B-52s---FunplexMoTW---Straight Into DarknessAs my muted, low-key running for the presidency continues, I keepthinking of reasons why I would be a grand choice for that covetedposition, most of them good and simple, some of them completely fucked. One of those simple reasons is the name.…
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What Follows Has No Title
February 24, 2008Loverboy---Just Getting StartedMoTW---Beyond The Valley Of The DollsBest Buy just doesn't do "it" for me anymore. I don't know, maybe I'mgetting old and a bit behind the times or something. Last Sunday I went there before I had to make an appearance at a wake.That's…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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