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The Cheeseburgers of Enlightenment

May 25, 2008

Prologue: Billy Billy Johnson was a 14 year-old Caucasian who lived in the quiet, complacent suburb of Middleton, Wisconsin. He was Christian and heterosexual. He wore black Nike sneakers, Gap Jeans, an Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt, Fruit of the Loom Underpants, and a Mickey Mouse…

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The Race

The Race

September 11, 2008

     Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done…

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And Thanks for the Chicken

May 25, 2005

Derik Taylor - 18 Pages - Smelling his armpit, he regrets not taking a shower or at least putting on some deodorant/anti-perspirant. Now he is too close to the door just to turn around and go back upstairs. A minute passes and it becomes crystal…

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From An Inverted Existence

September 7, 2003

2 Pages There was moisture in the air… everything was so unreal. Yet I've always felt at home there, somehow, with the familiar feeling of countless ethereal fingertips gently poking me from all around. A yellow haze hung in the air. In most places it…

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Bacon Becomes Her

Bacon Becomes Her

October 17, 2004

3 Pages "Brenda's a pig!" "Roger! Aren't you two engaged?" Tim paused mid-sip. "That's your fiancé you're talking about." "I know, I know." Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on his shirtsleeve. "But she is." "She got one…

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The 2010 Roadtrip: Part 1

August 8, 2010

Lillian Axe---Deep Red ShadowsMoTW---SurrogatesNow, you can read SOMEONE ELSES post on THEIR vacation or you can readthe original, one-and-only vacation post that matters:MINE!As luck would have it, here it is!SATURDAY, 7/31That's right. We made a joint decision to leave "sometime Saturdaymorning" instead of our normal…

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A Quest For An Answer: The Finale

July 9, 2011

Symphony X---Iconoclast MoTW---Sucker Punch My plan was simple: I would stare at Bob long enough to make him crazyedgy and then he would have no choice but to fess up and give me thereal reason the woman and I couldn't hang out for our vacation.…

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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 18 – Cindy

March 7, 2025

Cindy was heading toward the Creators once again after failing to put an end to Bob when he was a child, a task that seemed so simple then. She could hear the smug "I told you so's" already forming in her head. But the Creators…

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Gone Missing?

July 19, 2023

You might be expecting something from my wife, but she's missing. I didn't notice that she was gone until I started to get hungry and discovered that she had been gone for three days. If anyone knows where she is, please email this website. I…

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Guest Writers

Chucks Discount Funerals

May 26, 2006

By P.S.Gifford Charles examined the corpse that had just been freshly delivered to Chuck’s discount funerals. Yep, chuck promised the lowest priced funerals anywhere. As he slogan gleefully boasted…“We will bury your beloved for under a grand. GUARANTEED! You get more for your buck when…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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