Beware Of Propeller

Today reminds me of that time I was talking to someone about the latest episode of “Car 54, Where Are You?”.

Right behind them was a sign on a building that stated “Beware Of Propeller”. Didn’t think anything about it as we talked about the latest hi-jinks of Toody and Muldoon when all of a sudden a propeller appeared out of nowhere and cut off the top of my friend’s head.

He staggered around for a bit and then started talking about the latest episode of “The French Chef” which I had never watched but he went on about how he learned how to cook pork chops and I was hooked.

When he was done talking about the show, he staggered around for a bit more, finally found the top of his head and went to the infirmary. I think he lived, but never saw him again.

As I was walking away, another propeller (or the same one) came whizzing by me, circled around and came right back. I fell to the ground and it passed over me and disappeared.

I then got up, walked the rest of the way home and watched “The French Chef”. Then I went to bed and woke up around 6 am the next day and continued on with my life.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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