Ask The Spamrider

In retaliation for my little funny Bob has been hounding me to do a question-and-answer edition of my column in order to recognize and show appreciation for some of the so-called “fan mail” he claims to have been receiving in my stead.

And so, without further ado I present…

Ask The Spamrider

Dear Spamrider,

What is it like to be a Time Lord?

-Darryl from Poughkeepsie

Dear Darryl from Poughkeepsie,

I have no idea since I am not a “Time Lord”.  I am just a regular person like you.  Or apparently not like you, since I know the difference between REALITY and DOCTOR FUCKING WHO!

-Spamrider

Dear Spamrider,

As a bona fide representative of the planet Gallifrey, what advice do you have for us humans as we finally begin to explore the stars?

-Tim

Dear Tim,

I unfortunately cannot answer your question because I am not from the planet Gallifrey nor have I ever been to such a place if it even exists.  Which it probably doesn’t.  Because Gallifrey is the name of a planet from the fictional British television series DOCTOR FUCKING WHO!

-Spamrider

Dear Spamrider,

Which incarnation are you currently in?  My wife says it’s your third, but I say it’s got to be at least your eighth or ninth.

-Ed Simian

Goddammit Bob!!!

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Spamrider of the Apocalypse is just some crazy dude who contacted us out of the blue one day claiming to be a time traveler who had discovered that he had already been publishing information on our website for years while he was visiting the future.  Neither me or Steve had ever heard of him before so we don’t know if he’s ACTUALLY crazy or what, but he’s definitely weird, and is probably full of crap, so we both just looked at each other, shrugged are shoulders, and pretty much just went with it.

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