Nothing To See Here

After reading Stephen’s last few columns, we have decided to force him
into taking a break.

We have found that the things he has been writing have no basis in fact,
but are the musings of someone who has gone completely over the edge.

We do not condone in any way his use of Oprah’s name in a spiteful way
or his supposed ejaculation on a wet street. As a matter of fact, we
really can’t condone ANYTHING he’s supposedly done except for maybe
Crackwhore Village which is quite the wild ride.

Nevertheless, he should be back next week after he’s had the chance to
think things through and become a life-form based in reality.

Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

9 thoughts on “Nothing To See Here

  1. I have heard your plea’s and because I hath partaken in many beers in the past 10 yrs my belly has grown to a humoungous size and I shall partake of his flesh and eat him whole…except his sweaty ball, I’ll save them for the cat,

  2. Man, just leave the guy alone! Just because he sucks the big one doesn’t mean you need to go on and on about it!

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