Rick Rockwell is Suing…

So, Rick Rockwell is suing a “stalker” that stepped on his foot? I am so stunned that I really can’t say anything else. Wait a minute………………….someone is actually stalking Rick Rockwell?


We have decided to boycott Subway until they drop Jared as their spokesperson. Notice how I was PC with that. I said “spokesperson”, not “spokesman”. We do our best to be fucking politically correct around here.

Contrary to the current commercial, Jared is not “buff” nor will he ever be. Jared is a geek. Our research team has discovered that the girl on the commercial who called Jared “buff” was under the influence of either airplane glue or crack. There is also the possibility that she was paid to say that, but we highly doubt it.

Now we have 5 companies/sites that we are boycotting:

1. Wal-Mart
2. Truth.com
3. PTC
4. Subway
5. Cox Communications

These places will not get any of our valuable business until they shape up. They know what to do. It is now up to them.

Stephen King has given us an idea. If he can request that people send him in $1.00 to download his new story off the internet, then there is no reason why we can’t request something too.

We will write 2 words. If you read those 2 words, we would like for you to send us in a pen. A simple Bic pen would suffice. Like Stephen, we are going to operate on the honor system here.

If enough people read those two words and send us pens, then we will write a couple more words. If everything works out well, we will have a lot of pens and will be able to complete the sentence!!!

For further details, email the webmaster of this site.

I like to eat hot & spicy Cheez-It’s and drink Mountain Dew cause it makes my tongue tingle. Hee, hee.

Hey, kids! Don’t forget to fire up your printers!!! The new abridged history of the world is debuting very soon!!! Go ahead and fall asleep in history class!! We will have everything you need to know right here!!!

COMING NEXT: An update on the movie!!!!

Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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