So, Rick Rockwell is suing a “stalker” that stepped on his foot? I am so stunned that I really can’t say anything else. Wait a minute………………….someone is actually stalking Rick Rockwell?
Why?
We have decided to boycott Subway until they drop Jared as their spokesperson. Notice how I was PC with that. I said “spokesperson”, not “spokesman”. We do our best to be fucking politically correct around here.
Contrary to the current commercial, Jared is not “buff” nor will he ever be. Jared is a geek. Our research team has discovered that the girl on the commercial who called Jared “buff” was under the influence of either airplane glue or crack. There is also the possibility that she was paid to say that, but we highly doubt it.
Now we have 5 companies/sites that we are boycotting:
1. Wal-Mart
2. Truth.com
3. PTC
4. Subway
5. Cox Communications
These places will not get any of our valuable business until they shape up. They know what to do. It is now up to them.
Stephen King has given us an idea. If he can request that people send him in $1.00 to download his new story off the internet, then there is no reason why we can’t request something too.
We will write 2 words. If you read those 2 words, we would like for you to send us in a pen. A simple Bic pen would suffice. Like Stephen, we are going to operate on the honor system here.
If enough people read those two words and send us pens, then we will write a couple more words. If everything works out well, we will have a lot of pens and will be able to complete the sentence!!!
For further details, email the webmaster of this site.
I like to eat hot & spicy Cheez-It’s and drink Mountain Dew cause it makes my tongue tingle. Hee, hee.
Hey, kids! Don’t forget to fire up your printers!!! The new abridged history of the world is debuting very soon!!! Go ahead and fall asleep in history class!! We will have everything you need to know right here!!!
COMING NEXT: An update on the movie!!!!
- Thursday, October 3, 2024
