It all started with a phone call.
“What??!!”
“Is this Stephen Johnson?”
“Let’s pretend it is. Who’s this?”
“It’s Jerome, I need your help. They’re after me!”
“Sure, Jerome. Sure they are.”
“You gotta come get me before they do!”
“Who’s after you?”
“Don’t worry about it, can you come get me?”
“Not until you tell me who’s after you.”
“Bob. Bob Senitram.”
Wait.
What??
I hung up the phone because
1) It’s Jerome
2) I was sleeping when he called
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