It’s Just Horrible!

I remember the time a neighborhood kid came over to my house and asked if I wanted to see a dead body.

I told him I couldn’t since I was grounded for stealing a tube of Spree. So he asked the kid next door and off they went and never came back.

About a year later, another neighborhood kid came over and asked if I wanted to see a few dead bodies.

I told this kid I couldn’t since I was grounded for stealing a tube of Necco wafers. So he asked the triplets next door to my neighbors next door and off they went and never came back.

Barely a year had passed when yet another kid came by and asked if I wanted to see some dead bodies.

I told this kid I couldn’t since I was grounded for stealing a pack of Bottle Caps. So he asked a bunch of kids from the orphanage across the street and off they went and never came back.

Around six months later, another kid, another request to see a bunch of dead bodies.

Told him no since I was grounded and going to prison for stealing a package of Razzles. So he traveled to Boystown in Nebraska, convinced a bunch of kids to join him, off they went and never returned.

What’s the deal with me stealing all this candy?
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beggining. The idea of writing weekly columns (blogs didn't exist yet) also came from Stephen. So I guess that makes him the creator of the "blog" phenomena.

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