Jerome and I continued our Retsyn dance as the HR lady collapsed to the floor, panting heavily.
Star Child Two continued its cadence bonking, now with the desk lamp.
“This is just WAAAAAAY too much fun!” I gleefully shouted.
This must have triggered something in Jerome’s body.
It stopped dancing and looked around as only a headless body can do.
Then it crumbled to the floor.
Jerome’s bodiless head stopped rolling.
“Retsyn,” it whispered and closed its eyes.
I stopped dancing.
“Well, guess that’s done with.” I said, quite sadly. “Really can’t do the Retsyn dance without a partner.”
Star Child Two flew over and gently bonked me on the head.
The HR lady stopped panting, stood up and stretched mightily.
“You might not be able to do the Retsyn dance, but there IS something else you can do.” she said, with a great big shiny smile.
“Oh?” I asked.
She walked over to the head and gave it a kick.
I shook my head, not understanding.
She gave it another kick.
I still did not understand.
“SOCCER!” she screamed and gave it a very vicious kick.
The head smashed into the wall and split open.
“BORING!” I yelled.
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