The Journey To HR, Part 1,389!
“Fruity Pebbles?” the HR lady asked.
“Fruity Pebbles!” I replied.
“Fruity Pebbles?” Sean Cassidy asked.
“Fruity Pebbles!” I replied.
And then, just to get the point across, I replied again, “Fruity Pebbles!”
Star Child Two bonked Sean Cassidy on the head as it had been continuously doing ever since his glorious magnificent arrival. Sean Cassidy didn’t seem to mind.
Jerome’s reanimated left testicle rolled over in front of us just to let us know it was still there and part of the story.
“But what then?” the HR lady asked.
“But what then?” Sean Cassidy asked.
“But what then?” Jerome’s reanimated left testicle asked.
Star Child Two stopped bonking Sean Cassidy on the head and turned to listen to my reply.
“Then,” I said…
But I was suddenly interrupted before I could go on.
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