“Retsyn,” I said, still lying on the floor.
Star Child Two hummed something from its spot on the floor.
The HR lady didn’t say anything.
“RETSYN!” Jerome screamed again. “RETSYN, RETSYN, RETSYN, RETSYNRETSYNRETSYNRETTTTTTTTSYNNNNNNNNNNNN!”
He was now running around the room, acting like a cat that just had the best poop of its life.
Star Child Two rose off the floor, went over to the HR lady and bonked her on the head.
She didn’t move.
Then it finally dawned on me.
“Oh me, oh my. Retsyn!” I exclaimed, now getting excited.
Jerome stopped his lunatic scampering, came over and helped me to my feet.
“You now see? RETSYN!” he said, his face just inches from mine.
“I do! I really, really do!” I said, moving my face closer to his.
I put my hands on Jerome’s shoulder and he did the same to mine.
We began the Retsyn dance.
“Retsyn, retsyn, retsyn,” we chanted in unison while hopping on one foot and then the other.
Star Child Two came over to join in, but discovered it had no feet so flew back over to the HR lady and bonked her head in cadence with our chanting.
This continued for awhile until the HR lady finally woke up.
She watched us dancing and chanting for a bit.
She got to her feet.
“RETSYN!” she whispered loudly.
She leapt towards us.
“RETSYN!” she said a bit more loudly.
Then she karate chopped Jerome’s head completely off his body.
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