Fresher Than Bob’s!

Noticed that Bob posted his column on Saturday so that he could TRY to divert the attention to him.

What a fool.

Since I’m posting this Sunday afternoon, mine’s fresher. Therefore, the attention is back to me, as it should be.

HA! He tried to make a funny about me passing gas and it’s so unbelievable, nobody will care. But is it true?

Well, kind of.

Bob used to drive one of those “hey, let’s have us a convoy!” trucks. I think he mainly delivered those plastic bathtub duckies along with some “adult toys”.

It went well for a week until the day he decided to take the truck thru a drive-thru because he was thirsty. Remember, he’s a wee man so he’s not so good with heights.

Of course the truck wouldn’t fit and he destroyed a whole town. All the businesses on that street fell like dominoes and since all those buildings held all the town business, all the people had no choice but to pack up and move to Omaha (sorry).

Due to those wee little legs, Bob can’t run fast so he was immediately caught and tossed into a closet across the street since the jail had also been destroyed.

His one call was made to me and I rescued him and maybe started a fire that burned down the rest of that town, but that’s neither here nor there.

The main issue is Bob wrecking all those lives for a (hopefully) free cup of water.

And know you have it and know.


Rubber duck. Convoy.

Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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