Grape Nuts, both dry and wet, fell out of my now gaping mouth.
“GRAPE NUTS!” Jerome screamed as he stood up.
Grape Nuts, mostly wet with a few dry ones, fell out of the HR lady’s now gaping mouth.
I closed my mouth and swallowed whatever Grape Nut remnants remained.
“Say, do you want some?” I asked Jerome as he looked around.
“GRAPE NUTS!” he screamed yet again as he looked around with wide, wild eyes.
The HR lady spit out the rest of the Grape Nuts in her mouth and closed her mouth.
Then she opened it to say, “Yummy, yummy Grape Nuts hmmmmmmmmm?”
Jerome blinked and shook his head as if he had just woken up from a bad, but quite sexual, dream.
He looked at the HR lady.
Then he looked at me.
When that looking was done, he looked at Star Child Two who made a frightened sound and flew to a corner of the room where he…..
“Did he just pee?” asked the HR lady.
“I believe so,” I replied.
“Does it smell like a Chick-O-Stick?” asked the HR lady.
“I believe so,” I replied.
“Yummy!” yelled the HR lady.
“Double yummy!” I yelled.
“Grape Nuts give me serious gas,” said Jerome.
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