Soylent Green is made out of people.
Soylent Red is made out of squirrels.
Soylent Blue is made out of possum.
Soylent Yellow is made out of toads.
Soylent Magenta is made out of placenta.
Soylent Pink is made out of chicken byproducts.
Soylent Teal is made out of rat droppings.
Soylent Indigo is made out of palomino ponies.
Soylent Orange is made out of stinky goat cheese.
Soylent Paisley is made out of chocolate and graham crackers.
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