For Those Allergic To People

Soylent Green is made out of people.

Soylent Red is made out of squirrels.

Soylent Blue is made out of possum.

Soylent Yellow is made out of toads.

Soylent Magenta is made out of placenta.

Soylent Pink is made out of chicken byproducts.

Soylent Teal is made out of rat droppings.

Soylent Indigo is made out of palomino ponies.

Soylent Orange is made out of stinky goat cheese.

Soylent Paisley is made out of chocolate and graham crackers.

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Spamrider of the Apocalypse is just some crazy dude who contacted us out of the blue one day claiming to be a time traveler who had discovered that he had already been publishing information on our website for years while he was visiting the future.  Neither me or Steve had ever heard of him before so we don’t know if he’s ACTUALLY crazy or what, but he’s definitely weird, and is probably full of crap, so we both just looked at each other, shrugged are shoulders, and pretty much just went with it.

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