You bet I’m pissed!!!!!!
Am I pissed about McCarthyism?
No.
Am I pissed about those ruffians with their slicked back hair, driving around in their hot rods while they listen to that “rock and roll” music?
No.
I am pissed at “Rob”.
“Rob”, the grand poobah of weirdcrap.go.cc, decided that there should now be a weekly commentary added to this site.
So, “Rob” sent me this email:
“Hey ‘John’, Thanks for all your hard work and dedication to this site. I have an idea for a weekly commentary and were wondering if you can possibly help out and write the first one. Let me know!!!!
Thanks,
‘Rob'”
No, “Rob”, I will not write the first one. You can sit there and think that I have nothing better to do and that I would be more than willing to take 30 minutes out of my day to help you out.
A weekly column? Are you sick? Before long you will go too far and will have no one to turn to. I bet you are probably sitting at home right now freaking out because you do not have anyone to write the first column.
That’s too bad Bob………I mean “Rob”.
Tell you what. Go ahead and post this one as the first column, if you dare. People will then know what kind of sadistic person you are.
You have pissed me off, but you ain’t seen nothing yet. Send me another email begging me to do something else and see what happens.
You are nothing but a chicken-headed monkeyboy “Rob”.
NEXT WEEKS COLUMN:
“LATE NIGHT CINEMAX AND THE DOWNFALL OF THE AMERICAN
YOUTH”
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