My Latest Haircut

I got one of those haircut things this weekend.

Went to my hairdresser who works out of her home. Drove over there and got there in good time since traffic was light.

Was greeted by a dog when I walked up the driveway. It was nice, didn’t attack me or anything.

Waited until I was invited into her house since I’m sytill not sure if I’m a vampire or not. Took off my shoes and noticed that I had holes in my socks. Hoped she wouldn’t notice.

She did though. Told me I should get some new socks, told her I had some which made her question why I wouldn’t wear those instead.

Told he it was really none of her business and to get to cutting my hair. Then the dog decided to come watch and then the parrot as well.

They both were focused on my crappy socks.

As she cut my hair, I hummed just to drive her up the wall. Not a song mind you, just hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I guess it did drive her up the wall because she stabbed me in the head with her scissors. They’re still embedded in my head while I type this and when I touch them I hear something like throonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

Guess it also annoyed the dog and parrot because they also attacked me as well.

She finished up, I paid her and went on my merry way home.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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