I Gots Lotsa Screens

Instead of defending poppa and how he made Omaha the “city” it is today, I must take the time to talk to a person or two.

Hey, guys (or gals).

Just stop it.

You think you know the internet when you really know nothing. When you weren’t even a thought in someone’s mind, I was here. I knew the internet before the internet wasn’t even a thing. You know, like you.

I sit back here with my 17 screens and one day get a notification that someone is trying to do something they shouldn’t be doing.

This angers me. So, I get the information I need and on screens 3, 9, 12, 14 & 15 I start with my plan. Oh, you might notice it at first but a week or so will go by and you’ll notice that you’re missing something.

Could it be your hand? Maybe your spleen? I couldn’t tell you because I don’t want to. It’ll happen.

Now, this isn’t a threat. I’m not saying you’ll be losing a hand because of me. But it just might “fall off” one day.

I’m watching you.

On screen 14.

Hey! Stop that! That’s just……sick.


Sent to your parents.

Year of the wombat.

Wombats can run up to 300 mph. Not a lot of people realize that.

That’s why you can’t catch them with your bare hands. You need a bag and yarn.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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